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Last Wish

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM

blessed, calms, cracked, eventually, finally, fingers, floor, gates, god, gorgeous, granted, guy, halfway, happy, head, laughing, left, light, line, meet, pearly, people, reaches, rolling, stand, starts, ten, time, ugly, waiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:26 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Other Irish logic

Started by Claw Hama, 5th May 2008 10:30 PM

god, invent, irish, logic, rule, whiskey, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 10:30 PM; by Claw Hama

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THE Correct Answer

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th April 2008 01:48 PM

200, answer, answered, beers, bus, candidate, car, chance, correct, die, dream, drive, endings, friend, god, happy, keys, lady, life, love, mate, partner, pay, perfect, pub, run, saved, simply, stay, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 01:48 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Dad will help??

Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2008 12:31 PM

answers, beautiful, children, concentrate, continues, conversation, dad, deserves, engagement, father, fiance, god, honey, idealist, insist, job, mother, news, plans, provide, questions, replies, ring, scholar, sir, studies, support, time, torah, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 12:31 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Sherlock Holmes Camping Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd April 2008 02:49 PM

approximately, astronomically, beautiful, camping, day, deduce, god, holmes, horologically, idiot, insignificant, leo, meteorologically, millions, minute, night, past, powerful, quarter, sherlock, silent, spoke, stolen, suspect, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, trip, watson

Replies: 1
Views: 1,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 03:07 PM; by Outbackrr

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JOKES

How Adam Got Eve

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th April 2008 09:30 AM

adam, agree, arm, bear, care, children, companion, continued, cost, eden, eve, feeling, freely, garden, god, headache, history, leg, lonely, love, middle, night, passion, praise, replied, rest, rib, talk, woman, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 09:51 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Pope's phone call

Started by Rodgera, 13th April 2008 08:38 PM

afraid, bad, call, cardinal, cardinals, city, congregations, contacted, excuse, friday, god, holiness, lake, message, news, news;, phone, phoning, pope, popes, possibly, prepare, queried, quickly, rome, salt, spoke, told, urgent, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2008 06:15 PM; by prozac

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What !!!!!

Started by wheelinround, 10th April 2008 07:57 AM

albert, aspiring, avoids, based, characteristics, control, cosmic, covers, dharma, dogmas, einstein, expected, experience, future, god, handy, meaningful, natural, personal, posts, ray, religion, religious, robbo, sense, spiritual, theology;, tool, transcends, unity

Replies: 6
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 11:08 AM; by dazzler

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Busted

Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 04:22 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 07:35 PM; by Claw Hama

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He's in bed

Started by Rodgera, 12th March 2008 10:29 PM

bed, boy, commendable, god, mother, night, prayers, precocious, rabbi, replied, six-year-old

Replies: 0
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2008 10:29 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Don't Argue with Children!

Started by wheelinround, 7th March 2008 04:09 PM

argue, beat, blood, boy, buy, children, class, commandment, copy, drawing, feet, girl, god, impossible, jonah, kittens, missing, mother, persuade, photographed, physically, position, replied, run, shes, swallow, teacher, thy, upright, whale

Replies: 1
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:04 AM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

Explanation of Life

Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM

agreed, back;, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explanation, family, forty, god, human, life, monkey, play, possibly, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tongue, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Little boat

Started by MICKYG, 24th February 2008 10:48 AM

boat, boater, boats, complained, confusion, cried, crossed, drown, drowned, drowning, exclaimed, eyes, faith, fell, finally, gates, gazed, god, gods, grounds, helicopter, jump, obvious, overboard, pearly, pulled, save, scene, shouted, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 12:37 AM; by joe greiner

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Where Do We Come From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th February 2008 02:49 PM

adam, ago, allan, answered, children, confused, created, dad, daughter, days, dear, developed, eve, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, monkeys, mother, mum, origin, question, race, returns, simple, told, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 02:49 PM; by Barry Hicks

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At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Car Wash

Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2008 03:41 PM

arrow, boomed, business, car, choir, church, clouded, customers, finally, god, idea, money, oclock, poster, poured, printed, putting, rain, raise, read, rinses, saturday, scheduled, sign, singers, skyward, special, trip, wash, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 03:41 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

chicken feathers

Started by WoodJunky, 11th February 2008 09:03 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, school, sit, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:03 PM; by WoodJunky

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The post office

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:54 PM

addressed, christmas, day, days, dear, dinner, envelope, franked, friends, glow, god, landed, letter, money, nice, office, official, pension, post, postmen, raised, read, rest, round, simply, sorting, thinking, touched, warm, £96

Replies: 1
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:58 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

To anyone with kids

Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 04:40 PM

adam, aspirin, cake, children, day, eat, eve, father, forbidden, fruit, god, gods, grandchildren, kids, killing, makes, mothers, piece, raising, replied, reward, shut, sit, sixteen, spend, talk, telling, trouble, walk, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 05:54 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

2 Zebras

Started by munruben, 17th January 2008 03:46 PM

apologies, bear, black, day, god, hope, joke, mind, night, offend, pray, replied, replies, responds, stripes, talking, understand, white, zebra, zebras

Replies: 2
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 06:58 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Beautiful Explanation of Death

Started by wheelinround, 16th January 2008 07:02 AM

afraid, angels, beautiful, christian, death, die, doctor, dog, door, examination, explain, explanation, fear, feet, fly, friends, god, inside, lies, lift, master, meant, peace, quiet, quietly, remembering, sprang, trouble, trust, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 09:41 AM; by munruben

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

David in the antique shop

Started by munruben, 6th January 2008 08:32 AM

2000, accidentally, antique, breathes, broken, calm, david, egyptian, god, hundreds, knocks, owner, pieces, relief, running, scene, screaming, shop, sigh, smashes, store, urn, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:32 AM; by munruben

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Engineer

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 08:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 08:58 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Think About This When You Have a Cup of Coffee

Started by Barry_White, 5th December 2007 04:22 PM

adds, coffee, concentrating, cup, cups, disguises, dresses, drink, enjoy, eyeing, fail, god, happiest, instinctively, jobs, life, live, money, people, person, position, professor, provided, quality, quietly, remember, rest, richest, simply, speak

Replies: 7
Views: 2,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 08:12 PM; by fred.n

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Suposedly true but lifted from elsewhere

Started by malb, 1st December 2007 07:12 PM

bathroom, body, bottom, butt, cold, covered, foot, friend, glued, god, hair, half, hoo-ha, hot, kids, lifted, melt, normal, pull, sealed, shut, strip, strips, stuck, suposedly, toilet, true, tub, water, wax

Replies: 2
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 09:43 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Moses

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th November 2007 07:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 07:17 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Save my marriage. With pictures

Started by Loosescrew, 6th November 2007 08:23 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

cam, creak, glued, god, happen, internal, marriage, mopped, pictures, save, screws, slide, stairs, started, team, walk, wife, wooden

Replies: 32
Views: 5,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 10:49 PM; by Tas_Dean

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Priceless

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 05:10 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, bloody, crossing, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operation, path, priceless, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Colonoscopy comments

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th November 2007 08:04 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 07:27 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

God talks to Adam

Started by munruben, 17th November 2007 08:24 PM

adam, arm, beautiful, cost, creature, enjoy, god, hard, hmmm, hmmmm, leg, rib, smart, talks, wife, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 01:05 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Moved: Save my marriage.

Started by Loosescrew, 7th November 2007 12:38 PM

cam, creak, glued, god, happen, internal, marriage, mopped, save, screws, slide, stairs, started, team, walk, wife, wooden

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 09:02 AM; by Honorary Bloke

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Vegitarian Story

Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:44 AM

,,,o, ahead?well, boxer, breakdown, brothel, cauliflower, cuppa, doc, doctor, door, easier, fuss, god, guy, hands, lump, moment, nervous, night, shaking, shower, son, sprout, story, tea, understand, vegitarian, verge

Replies: 3
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 12:06 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Visit to the Docs #2

Started by Dusty, 28th October 2007 01:12 AM

announces, attractive, baby, bowel, cancer, changing, check, chick, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, god, guess, head, instruments, joy, late, months, nappies, pregnant, shakes, time, twenties, visit, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 01:12 AM; by Dusty

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JOKES

abalone shell

Started by astrid, 3rd October 2007 08:28 PM

abalone, box, charging, cliet, escuchion, god, jod, original, piece, preparing, removed, rosewood, shell, slice, trouble, white

Replies: 7
Views: 3,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 09:03 PM; by MacS

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FINISHING

Rant! 'Getting Old'

Started by batcat, 24th September 2007 10:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4hours, ache, afternoon, boys, cubic, dig, ditch, filled, god, grumble, hate, male, mid-fifties, morning, mtr, night, paying, pub, rant, rantoff, ranton, remember, sad1, skip, slowing, soh, soooooo, typical, whinging

Replies: 22
Views: 3,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 08:28 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

moving the house version whatever +1

Started by Wild Dingo, 18th September 2007 01:12 AM

$30000, $5000, 100mtrs, 2.4mtrs, 800, 800mm, build, costs, damned, demand, flood, god, gonna, height, house, installment, jolly, level, line, miles, move, moving, mud, reconnect, rip, services, shed, slash, version, writing

Replies: 8
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 10:03 PM; by Terrian

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Skirting Finish

Started by whizbang102000, 23rd August 2007 06:48 PM

ache, advice, apply, coating, covered, dirt, finish, floor, god, grime, jarrah, job, laying, lightly, mark, method, nice, oil/varnish/estapol, placing, prior, removal, sand, skirting, skirts, solid, spent, suggestions, suitable, varnish, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2007 02:54 PM; by seriph1

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Pay Back

Started by Black Ned, 11th September 2007 09:20 AM

arrives, gates, god, hand, luciano, note, owe, pavarottl, pay, pearly, pope, reads, tenna, tenor

Replies: 1
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2007 09:46 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

2 short jokes

Started by weisyboy, 30th August 2007 08:52 PM

god, jokes, rested, sentence, short, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 08:52 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Parking problem

Started by munruben, 30th August 2007 12:23 PM

appeared, behold, building, called, dear, found, front, frustrated, god, hear, heavens, hour, interview, looked, lord, low, paddy, park, parking, pitt, prayer, problem, provide, road, spot, street, stretch, sydney, vacant, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Jesus and Satan

Started by echnidna, 21st August 2007 03:54 PM

blank, cheated, computer, computers, created, curse, e-mailed, electricity, fair, finally, frantically, god, hours, irritated, jesus, job, lost, power, reports, restarted, satan, screamed, screaming, screen, searching, sighed, stared, started, underworld, word

Replies: 6
Views: 2,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:22 PM; by bigAl

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JOKES

Important Public Announcement

Started by Sebastiaan56, 21st August 2007 08:42 AM

$550, announcement, consumer, finally, god, http://www.boozle.com.au, important, lot, love, petrol, public, sandpaper, saved, theoretically

Replies: 2
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 12:03 PM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funky Chook

Started by Christopha, 9th August 2007 04:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

america, chicken, chook, clean, closed, contributions, cos, curious, funky, god, happened, he/she, joke, posting, rant, reddy, religious, screws, shrinks, started, strange, summat, tightened, walked

Replies: 17
Views: 2,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:41 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moses

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th August 2007 09:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 11:07 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Ark #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th August 2007 08:39 AM

animals, ark, bigger, boat, build, called, carp, deal, decks, fish, god, lots, mountain, multi-storey, noah, time

Replies: 5
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 08:01 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

The Engineer

Started by joe greiner, 8th August 2007 10:41 PM

anticipation, blade, block, boldly, carriage, committee, crowd, divine, doctor, engineer, execution, executioner, fell, free, god, guillotine, head, jammed, led, lord, marched, meeting, mercy, neck, platform, priest, set, shown, track, tripped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 11:09 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Biting off more than I should have

Started by dazzler, 6th August 2007 03:26 PM

10000, biting, bloody, bother, buried, bury, check, clay, cubic, days, dig, dug, excitement, fit, god, half, hey, hole, marking, mattock, metres, paint, rolleyes, sleeeeeepy, string, stupid, tank, tape, tiiiiiiiiired, water

Replies: 10
Views: 2,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 04:04 PM; by David L

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

the Festool that ate my finger

Started by Shedhand, 20th December 2006 09:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1st, aid, ate, attack, awful, blood, bloody, carcasses, covered, drilled, drove, dug, festool, finger, floor, god, grass, heart, hed, hospital, init, jinxed, kit, lovely, mess, nice, oak, rest, sprayed, white

Replies: 15
Views: 4,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 02:13 AM; by Shedhand

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SAFETY

Snow White

Started by Jack Plane, 8th June 2007 09:37 AM

calling, clearing, coming, cup, destroyed, dopey, dwarfs, explosion, god, heard, house, loud, mighty, ran, releived, ruins, snow, started, survived.d, visit, voice, walking, wallabies, white, win, woods, world, wreckage

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 09:37 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

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