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Halloween

Started by Wongo, 30th October 2006 10:01 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

“no, ancestors, birdscool, celebrate, date, daylight, don’t, feeding, girls, guys, halloween, halloween?”, hey, isn’t, kicking, kids, know.p, lady, left.cool, list.rolleyes, look.cool, look.d, love, party”d, plenty, realised, sarcasticcool, stuff, thanksgiving, worship

Replies: 79
Views: 9,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 07:56 PM; by Groggy

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I am in trouble again

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th October 2006 09:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

banished, breast, contribution, daughter, dinner, enlargements, female, feminine, girlfriend, girls, kinds, mind.confused, mouthful, night, operation, started, stated, talking, thinking, touch, trouble, understand, wasted, woman, workshop, wrong

Replies: 23
Views: 3,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2006 08:19 PM; by coastie

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First Time

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM

boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 01:22 PM; by Jeff

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JOKES

Are boys always naughty?

Started by Wongo, 25th September 2006 01:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

anymore.mad, bastards.mad, behaves, boys, brothers, cried, damage, do.mad, door, easy, else’s, frankly, girl, girls, house, jasmin, kids, mad, mothers, naughty, option, parents, rhonda’s, told, view, what’s, wife, wrong, yelling, you’ve

Replies: 30
Views: 4,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2006 10:54 PM; by dazzler

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Twits!

Started by TEEJAY, 21st September 2006 06:11 PM

30kph, 4wd, camera, dangnamit, fast, girls, grey, hairs, head, isn’t, laneway, lesson, mate, metre, metres, oblivious, past, ripped, road, run, scared, stage, steps, stopped, stunned, travelling, tripod, twits, wasn’t, wheel

Replies: 4
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2006 08:09 AM; by Iain

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Moved: Never lie to little girls

Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:14 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 09:00 AM; by bennylaird

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How domestic are you?

Started by Wongo, 21st August 2006 11:03 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bath, bigger, bit, clean, cleaning, cook, daily, dinner, domestic, floor, girls, home, house, housework, in-laws, ingredients, jobs, kinds, living, mess, morningo, news, ready, report, routine, spending, sweep, time, weekends, windows

Replies: 39
Views: 4,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2006 11:47 PM; by journeyman Mick

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Father of many

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th May 2006 09:47 AM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, dad, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:40 PM; by Rodgera

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The cat and I (part 2)

Started by Wongo, 20th April 2006 12:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentd, bastard, blue, care, cat, changed, damn, didn’t, feed, girls, hell.mad, hilarious, in-laws, joke, left, litter, low, mountains, overseas, poor, reached, reminding, sadly, stunk, thing.mad, week, wife, worry, wrong, “don’t

Replies: 27
Views: 3,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2006 11:58 AM; by Zed

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oldy but goody

Started by Christopha, 24th March 2006 10:34 PM

bar, blond, boss, brunette, caught, day, extra, female, fun, gardening, girls, goody, hey, home, house, husband, leave, leaving, normal, office, oldy, quietly, redhead, returns, sex, shell, sneaks, time, tomorrow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 10:34 PM; by Christopha

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Drawing Attention...

Started by DanP, 14th February 2006 10:30 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

Replies: 72
Views: 7,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 06:54 PM; by Master Splinter

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For the Girls!

Started by Tikki, 3rd March 2006 09:09 AM

bitta, cheers, feel, fun, girls, guys, http://www.waxhoff.com, inclined, tikki

Replies: 2
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 08:51 PM; by ozwinner

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Hair Cuts

Started by Neo, 1st February 2006 10:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adorable, arms, attention, clothes, cute, cuts, drapes, easier, fit, fluffy, funny, girls, god, hair, haircut, kidding, line, love, man1, man2, mens, neck, short, shoulder, shoulders, two-by-four, version, woman1, woman2, yeah

Replies: 38
Views: 3,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 10:57 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Tiling Question

Started by mrsxtro, 7th January 2006 12:02 AM

115, advice, approx, beginners, built, complete, couple, decks, definately, fellows, girls, house, husband, kitchen, laying, leave, living, metre, mrsxtro, professionals, question, splashbacks, square, tackle, tile, tiled, tiling, wondering, wood, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2006 04:16 PM; by JDub

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TILING

The official “please don’t post more wishes” stopper

Started by Wongo, 30th December 2005 11:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2006, boys, c’mon, do.p, don’t, girls, happy, official, post, stirrerd, stopper, wishes”, wongo, “please

Replies: 15
Views: 2,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2006 09:19 PM; by scooter

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Electricity usage??

Started by ozwinner, 29th December 2005 04:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$150, $350, assume, bill, boys, charge, companys, domestic, electricity, family, girls, home, mark, neighbour, power, quater, rekons, tools, usage, wondering

Replies: 43
Views: 5,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2005 02:17 PM; by fxst

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Intimations of mortality.

Started by Driver, 7th December 2005 10:12 PM

ashore, blokes, died, family, forums, friends, girl, girls, imagined, intimations, learned, lost, lovely, married, mate, mates, mortality, news, re-met, saddened, schooldays, settled, started, subsequently, thirty, time, touch, wandering, week, world

Replies: 8
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 04:50 PM; by Driver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another Blonde Joke

Started by normell, 17th October 2005 02:24 PM

blonde, brow, called, city, department, dig, digger, effort, fill, follow, furiously, girl, girls, hole, impressed, joke, moved, odd, partner, plants, public, putting, sick, sighed, street, suppose, team, three-person, trees, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 02:24 PM; by normell

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JOKES

The dentist

Started by joseph84, 21st September 2005 10:34 PM

bar, boosted, decide, dentist, drinks, easy, ego, feel, figure, gal, girl, girls, guy, hands, led, love, meet, replied, shirt, surprised, takes, trousers, washes, washing, watching

Replies: 1
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2005 09:08 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

problems with a backhoe

Started by boban, 28th August 2005 08:34 PM

albiet, alternator, backhoe, battery, btw, buzzer, deere, diverse, flat, forward, gear, girls, guys, ideas, job, john, kick, knowledge, machine, morning, motor, multimeter, problems, questions, reverse, sounds, started, starter, test, warning

Replies: 11
Views: 2,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 07:21 PM; by DavidG

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I miss Sydney

Started by Wongo, 3rd August 2005 02:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, boy, can’t, car, complete, days, feeling, girls, home, job, middle, miss, missing, phone, pressure, sydney

Replies: 20
Views: 3,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2005 06:23 PM; by ozwinner

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One for the girls

Started by Iain, 11th July 2005 09:17 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 19
Views: 2,997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2005 12:03 AM; by Caliban

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JOKES

One for the girls #2

Started by Iain, 18th July 2005 08:20 PM

anniversaries, arrangements, birthdays, compassionate, compliments, cost, dependable, eat, expect, father, fix, forget, forgetting, girls, happy, honest, life, limb, lots, love, makes, matter, naked, passionate, regularly, rich, shopping, stress, time, true

Replies: 9
Views: 2,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2005 10:15 PM; by doug the slug

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Girls from Moe You have to be from Victoria

Started by Phil Spencer, 31st May 2005 05:03 PM

.thats, arrive, bleeding, car, centrelink, crash, easy, girl, girls, individually, involved, mate, medic, moe, nasty, officer, paramedic, paramedics, perturbed, questions, replies, sharon, shout, site, speak, surnames, trapped, victoria, waayne, wayne

Replies: 5
Views: 5,780

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 11:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Poll: How many fingers do you have?

Started by Wongo, 16th July 2004 10:07 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

boys, complete, don’t, excited, fingers, girls

Replies: 40
Views: 10,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2005 12:10 AM; by Bruce Micheal

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POLLS

The Old Fellows

Started by OtakiriLad, 21st May 2005 10:01 PM

80+, ago, erection, fellows, friend, girl, girls, guys, park, pretty, replies, sitting, watching

Replies: 3
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 12:36 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

A Parrot joke

Started by duckman, 30th March 2005 09:29 PM

bad, bird, birds, bit, cage, daughters, girls, home, house, husband, implication, joke, keith, laugh, live, looked, madam, moments, offended, owner, parrot, pet, raised, returned, school, shocked, situation, teenage, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:44 AM; by Iain

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The curse

Started by ozwinner, 6th February 2005 08:43 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

actualy, bits, boys, broke, business, curse, die, drop, eek, explain, family, female, fitting, girls, hope, mill, original, person, pox, run, sell, shop, sit, sort, ugly, uhhhmmm, uncle, usual, usualy

Replies: 37
Views: 4,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2005 11:42 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hello boys and girls, Uncle Al needs some advise.....

Started by ozwinner, 30th January 2005 06:57 PM

advise, applyed, bare, bees, bought, boys, buffet, confused, direct, doofuses, girls, horrid, job, remember, remove, shellac, shlip, shlop, shop, stick, sticky, stripping, timber, uncle, wax, wooonderful

Replies: 8
Views: 2,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 05:03 PM; by Sturdee

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FINISHING

Warning - NZ runs out of Pancake Mix!!

Started by bitingmidge, 12th January 2005 06:46 PM

bufore, checkout, chicky/bloke/thing, content, day, days, easily, eek, figured, girls, hed, hev, hevnt, mix, nuver, pancake, pancakes, pay, probly, roll, runs, scones, shop, supermarket, ten, thankfully, thet, ticking, warning, zilland

Replies: 4
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 12:46 AM; by vsquizz

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Cuckoo Clock

Started by silentC, 7th December 2004 09:16 AM

a.m, bit, cleared, clock, coffee, cuckoo, cuckooed, door, easy, farted, giggled, girls, headed, home, husband, innocent, loaded, midnight, morning, night, relief, table, throat, time, times, told, tripped, voice, whew, wide-eyed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2004 11:01 AM; by scooter

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JOKES

Black shellac

Started by ozwinner, 23rd September 2004 08:28 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

78rpm, black, boys, break, brittle, broken, brush, cheers, eek, finish, girls, goop, hold, japanese, melt, metho, peice, pot, pour, records, shellac, simply, stickem, test, usual, woodwork

Replies: 32
Views: 9,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 12:26 AM; by scooter

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FINISHING

What the???

Started by Peter R., 21st October 2004 09:18 PM

167, administrators, annonymous, biscuits, boys, cleaned, computer, cookies, forum, found, girls, ins, listing, log, looked, mine, original, person, peter, re-log, remain, running, suggested, taxidermatised, thread, users, worth

Replies: 10
Views: 2,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2004 07:54 PM; by Peter R

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Typical! (WARNING!!)

Started by Christopha, 24th September 2004 06:23 PM

arm, assistant, bottle, called, cherylyn, counter, david, fink, french, girls, innit, jones, ladies, moi, offers, perfume, pick, port, power, sample, shazza, smell, sniff, stage, store, takes, typical, viens, walk, warning

Replies: 4
Views: 2,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2004 09:05 PM; by Kev Y.

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Dam good thinkin'

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:13 AM

age, approached, aware, bucket, coming, crocodile, cunning, dam, deep, enthusiasm, farmer, feed, girls, good, holding, leave, local, moral;, moved, naked, pond, presence, replied, shouted, swim, thinkin, time, triumph, watch, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:13 AM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Philosophy

Started by Bob Willson, 3rd July 2004 06:42 PM

70%, america, andy, black, born, college, countries, english, entertainment, european-american, fund, girls, grandfather, hate, hotel, interpretations, killer, magazine, makes, miss, people, philosophy, pity, political, rooney, scouts, stop, television, united, white

Replies: 11
Views: 3,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2004 06:53 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

One for Jackie

Started by silentC, 17th June 2004 02:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1846, benches, care, cloaks, clogs, counter, delicacy, eek, established, female;, furnished, girls, hours, jackie, lady, left, outer, poor, provided, public, railway, reason, sex, sir, stations, ticketed, time, umbrellas, waiting-rooms, whilst

Replies: 26
Views: 5,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2004 09:44 PM; by AlexS

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Thank you

Started by ozwinner, 8th June 2004 07:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beats, bob, cheers, connected, crawling, girls, guys, hands, hey, kiss, learn, manly, neil, nufnufs, provideing, putting, realy, robbo, shane, sucking, woodwork

Replies: 19
Views: 4,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2004 07:56 PM; by Bob Willson

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

WWW show collaboration

Started by gold leader, 13th April 2004 10:52 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

band, benefit, boys, buying, collaboration, cost, designs, divvy, event, floor, girls, ground, grumblings, hafco, happen, home, lol, machine, readers, recommend, remember, rental, required, sydney, table, talk, thinking, truck, turkey, www

Replies: 40
Views: 9,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2004 12:18 AM; by GregLee

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EVENTS

Help needed

Started by ozwinner, 11th May 2004 05:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acid, ago, block, blocks, blockwork, botched, boys, brick, builder, cheers, clean, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, concrete, fork, girls, info, job, link, money, needed, ordinary, rectify, rekons, technical, time, web

Replies: 16
Views: 4,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2004 12:00 AM; by RETIRED

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Prrof women are evil

Started by [email protected]., 11th May 2004 05:27 PM

assumed, conclude, evil, forced, girls, money, money2, prrof, require, root, square, time, women

Replies: 5
Views: 2,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2004 08:22 PM; by outback

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JOKES

EEE over polyurethane

Started by Alex, 2nd April 2004 02:10 AM

appreciated, bit, boss, boys, coffee, covered, eee, finish, girls, gratefull, hapy, plate, polyurethane, preffer, procedure, question, satin, shiny, silky, simple, smart, stained, table, verry

Replies: 4
Views: 2,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 12:56 AM; by Neil

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FINISHING

A little light relief ...........

Started by tyrone, 5th February 2004 10:45 PM

affect, alive, appearance, autopsies, autopsy, check, conception, court, date, dead, death, doctor, female, forget, girls, individual, light, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, relief, sitting, son, terminated, time, voodoo, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 09:56 AM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Life lessons

Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 12:58 PM

bathroom, causing, clean, cleaned, day, demonstrate, difficult, dipped, educators, effort, explained, girls, lessons, life, lip, lipstick, long-handled, maintenance, major, met, mirror, mirrors, night, prints, private, report, required, squeegee, teachers, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 12:58 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

two old men

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:31 PM

bit, blow, dead, doll, downstairs, escort, farted, flew, girls, house, layed, madam, men, mine, service, tells, tit, upstairs, window, witch, women, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:31 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

lipstick

Started by ken yates, 16th February 2002 03:45 PM

>custodian, >difficult, >explained, >show, >squeegee, >the, >then, >to, bathroom, causing, clean, cleaned, demonstrate, dipped, educators, effort, girls, lip, lipstick, long-handled, maintenance, major, mirror, mirrors, night, prints, remove, required, teachers, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2002 03:45 PM; by ken yates

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JOKES

Hi Girls

Started by Gino, 1st September 2001 09:29 PM

angry, bloody, chocolate, commercials, conquered, dress, eat, equality, fat, generic, girls, interpreted, learn, live, magazines, makes, male, meant, models, months, ogle, peeing, pretty, rate, relationship, sad, sport, telling, tired, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2001 09:29 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

The Farmers Daughters

Started by John Saxton, 15th July 2000 01:16 AM

2000.], arrived, daughters, door, edited, farmer, farmers, father, flo.were, girls, go?the, gonna, john, johnno, july, kids, lad, looked, message, names, ready, ready?father, saidmy, saxton, way.the, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2000 01:16 AM; by John Saxton

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