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A train story

Started by watson, 19th July 2007 05:29 PM

australian, bloke, blonde, bright, cheek, dark, emerges, fondled, giggle, girl, grope, groped, guy, hand, kiwi, lady, missed, print, red, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, story, swiss, top, train, tunnel, wait

Replies: 10
Views: 2,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 04:43 PM; by DaveInOz

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little fire truck

Started by soundman, 26th July 2007 05:15 PM

cats, cheers, closer, coiled, collar, dogs, engine, faster, fighter, fighters, fire, fireman, girl, helmet, middle, notices, partner, pulled, replies, rig, rope, run, siren, sweetly, testicles, tie, tied, truck, wagon, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 05:39 PM; by ss_11000

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Lumber Bunker news

Started by arose62, 16th July 2007 12:20 PM

2tsup, andrew, baby, bunker, cheers, congratulations, front, girl, lumber, news, page, steve, warm, website, wishes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 04:57 PM; by Wongo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Who duunit?

Started by outback, 8th July 2007 11:54 AM

alps, australian, bloke, blonde, breasts, cheek, dark, duunit, emerges, fondled, girl, greek, grope, groped, guy, kiwi, lady, missed, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, swiss, train, travelling, tunnel, wait

Replies: 4
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2007 10:14 AM; by Tonyz

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black marks on professionally polished floor

Started by 6weekstobaby, 11th June 2007 07:39 PM

advance, baby, bedrooms, bit, black, bleach, bothered, concerned, corinne, deal, floor, flooring, girl, house, job, marks, months, neighbor, polish, polished, polishing, pretty, professionally, question-, removed, replace, rough, spot, truth, wee

Replies: 14
Views: 2,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2007 11:45 PM; by 6weekstobaby

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FLOORING

Bunny buyer

Started by Peter57, 15th May 2007 09:33 PM

brown, bunnies, bunny, buy, buyer, cuddly, darling, fig, fluffy, flying, girl, grey, haired, lovely, mister, onwer, pet, python, replied, shop, sort, type, walks, white, wike, wittle

Replies: 0
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2007 09:33 PM; by Peter57

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Gambling

Started by fred.n, 27th March 2007 10:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2007 02:34 AM; by Rodgera

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Nuclear Power

Started by Baz, 24th March 2007 11:04 AM

book, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, fellow, flat, girl, grass, hmmm, horse, idea, nuclear, passenger, patty, pellets, power, produces, qualified, question, seated, sh.t, stranger, stuff.yet, suppose, talk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2007 07:53 PM; by AlexS

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Dumbing down of Buunnings

Started by Wild Dingo, 15th March 2007 02:27 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

application, applications, arrived, bloke, bunnings, busy, buunnings, company, dumb, dumbing, form, girl, hand, mate, past, pretty, resume, router, routers, section, sections, sheet, sir, staff, store, tassie, thread, told, tools, trimmer

Replies: 89
Views: 18,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2007 10:37 AM; by Daddles

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HAVE YOUR SAY

A baby girl

Started by Wongo, 8th November 2005 03:20 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

baby, born, cheers, daughter, emily, family, girl, join, morning, mother, scott, violet, wong

Replies: 68
Views: 8,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2007 08:06 AM; by johnc

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

A new arabic member

Started by noora, 1st August 2004 07:08 PM

12 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 12

alaikum, arabia, arabic, asalamu, bcoz, cotact, family, forumes, girl, happy, hye, member, noooooooooooora, saudi, site, wishes, wonderful

Replies: 176
Views: 31,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2007 01:18 AM; by dadpad

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GMC to the rescue

Started by watson, 31st January 2007 03:52 PM

14v, arrived, assistance, battling, brushcutter, businesses, compound, cordless, drill, fund, gday, girl, gmc, hardware, including, kit, leukeamia, local, mitre, mode, noel, occassions, raising, rescue, run, sliding, store, stuck, stuff, thingy

Replies: 8
Views: 6,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2007 11:33 PM; by Buzza

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Suppressed

Started by fred.n, 29th January 2007 05:12 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2007 06:40 PM; by fred.n

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Differences between Boys and Girls

Started by WoodGirl, 21st January 2007 09:59 AM

accidentally, age, attracted, baby, barbie, boy, boys, cut, dad, differences, dolls, dress, fingernails, girl, girls, giving, grow, instinctively, ken, kisses, makeup, mummys, painting, pick, play, start, stick, stop, sunday, talk

Replies: 9
Views: 3,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2007 07:27 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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some parents...but read whole thread.

Started by womble, 3rd January 2007 06:22 PM

aedt, alerted, ambulance, amount, arrived, broadcasting, car, celsius, continued, cpr, cross, degrees, died, extensive, girl, heat, hospital, hour, left, officers, parentsbut, performing, proceed, read, sunshine, temperature, thread, time, told, western

Replies: 12
Views: 1,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2007 07:53 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Memory of Merlot

Started by Bluegum, 1st December 2006 10:20 PM

530, backyard, beating, bluegum, bye, fought, found, girl, healing, heart, hours, house, laid, left, loved, memory, merlot, metre, passed, rest, sadly, snake, stopped, stroked, till, told, tonight, void, walked, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 1,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2006 04:04 PM; by ptc

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

One for the Ladies

Started by Baz, 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM

animals, bed, class, garage, girl, hand, jackass, jaguar, ladies, life, mink, mom, pay, raised, row, teacher, tiger

Replies: 0
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM; by Baz

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Pennies

Started by Phil Spencer, 1st November 2006 08:25 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:25 AM; by Phil Spencer

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nether feathers

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:57 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, grow, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, nether, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:57 PM; by John Saxton

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"Creatives" in advertising

Started by Flowboy, 18th October 2006 09:59 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ads, advertising, angels, bestis, bread, creative, creatives, digging, eek, enjoy, fear, girl, head, iteek, knees, kraft, mind, musing, nose, packet, philly, picking, real, rob, simple, trepidation, unfathomable, wings, world, yoga

Replies: 39
Views: 4,916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2006 05:04 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

First Time

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM

boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 01:22 PM; by Jeff

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Heroic Father - Evil Husband!

Started by Felder, 3rd October 2006 02:41 PM

admits, bad, beams, charlottes, concerned, daughter, defeat, evil, expense, father, forced, girl, hang, heroic, holding, home, husband, items, minutes, mothers, move, purchase, reaction, sale, stand, swmbo, ten, tired, told, toy

Replies: 12
Views: 2,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 12:24 PM; by Felder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How do ya gut a chook ?

Started by JDarvall, 17th September 2006 07:49 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

axe, bloody, chook, chooks, computer, confused, country, couple, eek, eyes, girl, gut, guts, instructed, knife, laying, mates, middle, prepare, proud, righto, ripping, run, sarcastic, serious, special, sweetheart, swing, technique, wife

Replies: 36
Views: 5,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 11:46 PM; by JDarvall

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Country Cottage Girl... Needs friendship & faith

Started by kekemo, 26th September 2006 06:46 PM

24th, august, bless, brain, busy, cleaning, corner, cottage, country, eddie, faith, feel, folk, forget, friendship, girl, god, keeping, kerry, loved, met, nursed, passed, re-arranging, shed, strangers, tools, tumour, wood, woodwork

Replies: 11
Views: 3,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2006 12:02 AM; by Ramps

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Are boys always naughty?

Started by Wongo, 25th September 2006 01:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

anymore.mad, bastards.mad, behaves, boys, brothers, cried, damage, do.mad, door, easy, else’s, frankly, girl, girls, house, jasmin, kids, mad, mothers, naughty, option, parents, rhonda’s, told, view, what’s, wife, wrong, yelling, you’ve

Replies: 30
Views: 4,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2006 10:54 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

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It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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From the daughter of a Soldier.

Started by bennylaird, 15th August 2006 02:33 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

australian, australians, cheek, country, courtney, daddy, daughter, feet, friday, friends, girl, god, home, loves, majority, media, message, mom, people, red, silent, soldier, soldiers, support, supports, told, troops, wear, women, word

Replies: 62
Views: 6,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 10:15 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

You must admire her attitude

Started by Breslauer, 12th August 2006 03:52 AM

admire, answered, attitude, bless, called, car, child, daily, drew, flash, follow, girl, god, light, lightning, lowered, mother, mothers, picture, pretty, quickly, school, smile, stop, storms, streak, taking, thunder, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2006 03:52 AM; by Breslauer

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School Bullies

Started by silentC, 2nd August 2006 10:50 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

####, behaviour, bullies, bully, class, confront, cowards, daughter, difference, disliking, fat, fear, found, girl, guy, kid, kids, love, parents, picking, reece, respect, school, sights, size, son, talk, told, water, week

Replies: 80
Views: 8,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 08:20 AM; by Riverland

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Toilet Humour Within - Caution

Started by Felder, 28th July 2006 04:33 PM

animal, ate, bodies, bottoms, breakfast, caution, discussion, eyes, feeling, food, girl, humour, kingdom, left, moment, perturbed, poo, post, products, questions, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, tigger, toilet, tummies, waste, watery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 04:33 PM; by Felder

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JOKES

How do I fix it?

Started by Daddles, 15th July 2006 06:42 PM

age, automatically, bearings, bike, bikes, bit, bits, bought, broken, changer, clamp, derailleur, downtube, fit, fix, fixing, girl, hard, memory, moulded, note, nuffin, ofmega, original, plastic, posession, replacement, stuff, toss, worth

Replies: 12
Views: 2,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2006 10:42 PM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sea Sick Humor

Started by Phil Spencer, 3rd July 2006 08:16 PM

anticipation, bag, beach, carried, couple, day, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, humor, husband, leave, lived, lot, met, noticed, ocean, people, plan, road, sea, selling, shes, sick, talk, walk, walked, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 2,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2006 10:41 AM; by ss_11000

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tigger

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:13 PM

answers, ate, bodies, bottoms, dad, eyes, father, feeling, food, girl, left, lounge, moment, morning, paper, perturbed, poo, questions, reading, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, sunday, tigger, toilet, tummies, walks, watery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 09:05 PM; by scooter

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Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

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Great day today

Started by keith53, 3rd June 2006 11:15 PM

bikes, boat, boys, cheers, christmas, cooool, crabs, cut, daaaa, day, days, drive, fish, girl, grandad, grandads, grandkids, great, hope, keith, leave, lots, oak, place.d, ride, silky, stage, today, tree, yard

Replies: 5
Views: 1,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2006 10:24 AM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Good news and bad..

Started by Shedhand, 3rd June 2006 10:46 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2007, age, bad, cheers, child, crikey, cry, doctor, eek, expecting, girl, good, grandaddy, grandchild, greatgrandad, jan/feb, miscarried, news, risk, told, y/old

Replies: 22
Views: 3,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2006 12:20 AM; by Waldo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Deer oh Deer

Started by Baz, 17th April 2006 04:20 PM

a%#&^g#@#, brings, calls, clue, cooks, cuts, deer, dinner, eat, edited, family, girl, giving, guess, home, hope, kids, kills, mother, orange, pieces, robbos, satisfaction, screams, suggests, telling, tells, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 04:28 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Lesson in Business

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th March 2006 09:30 AM

$1000, accepts, agreeing, agrees, bastard, boyfriend, business, call, calls, coins, dollars, entirety, fast, finally, girl, girlfriend, half, happened, hour, johnny, lesson, management, minutes, money, pants, pick, proposal, screwed, time, waiting

Replies: 6
Views: 2,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 03:40 PM; by ss_11000

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another story of smilies

Started by ss_11000, 7th March 2006 07:12 PM

blew, bubble, care, cristmas, cry, drink, drunk, fight, friend, girl, gum, happily, hell, invited, jestures, lived, lots, month, party, play, rude, school, sense, smile, smilie, smilies, story, sword, talk, toilet

Replies: 9
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2006 03:54 PM; by ss_11000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Just a wee bit....

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:03 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, wee, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:03 PM; by Baz

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Was it worth it?

Started by Groggy, 19th February 2006 02:17 PM

3-5, american, board, cropper, decided, girl, gold, grab, hand, jump, life, past, ruined, secs, skim, snowboarding, stuffed, swedish, tragic, watch, worth

Replies: 12
Views: 1,850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 03:11 PM; by CameronPotter

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Sauce on the side of the road.

Started by ozwinner, 19th February 2006 05:16 PM

ahead, car, cruiser, dead, eek, falcon, flung, girl, guts, horse, idiot, land, lights, load, loaded, magna, nature, power, presumeably, range, road, rover, sauce, slowed, strip, towing, trailer, truck, weights, wrong

Replies: 7
Views: 2,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 09:22 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A little girl's valentine

Started by Baz, 14th February 2006 04:36 PM

anymore, bin, bit, blow, crap, day, father, fathers, girl, god, heard, heart, hed, jewish, laden, looked, lot, love, loved, mad, marines, melissa, newfound, osama, pride, start, swelled, valentine, valentines, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2006 10:55 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

How to loose 35kg

Started by Landseka, 5th February 2006 11:42 PM

35kg, calls, catch, company, day, days, door, excellent, girl, guaranteed, knock, loose, loss, lost, neck, program, promised, reads, representative, routine, running, shoes, shot, sign, stands, takes, wearing, weighs, weight, wheeze

Replies: 0
Views: 2,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 11:42 PM; by Landseka

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Zed saves baby girl

Started by Grunt, 1st February 2006 05:04 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 05:37 PM; by Groggy

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Wednesday Last

Started by rrich, 17th January 2006 04:44 PM

abruptly, absolutely, caretaker, close, daughter, door, drug, family, father, girl, home, hung, late, life, live, lived, living, medical, monday, morning, mother, night, prozac, returned, services, stop, supervision, tragic, tuesday, wednesday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 04:31 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Virgin

Started by aiwoz, 17th January 2006 06:03 PM

agony, art, beautiful, blouse, breasts, crate.;, doc, drops, falls, girl, ground, guy, honeymoon, hotel, immediately, marries, mentions, neat, nite, pants, reveal, rips, sided, splint, straight, taped, touched, untouched, virgin, week

Replies: 5
Views: 2,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 12:33 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Reindeer

Started by Tikki, 9th December 2005 05:42 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2005 10:14 PM; by doug the slug

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Intimations of mortality.

Started by Driver, 7th December 2005 10:12 PM

ashore, blokes, died, family, forums, friends, girl, girls, imagined, intimations, learned, lost, lovely, married, mate, mates, mortality, news, re-met, saddened, schooldays, settled, started, subsequently, thirty, time, touch, wandering, week, world

Replies: 8
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 04:50 PM; by Driver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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