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  1. garage slab engineering

    Started by Amb, 12th July 2007 01:18 AM
    basic, bill, build, calculations, charge, colourbond, computer, concrete, decided, design, designed, engineer, engineering, flat, garage, involved, minutes, paving, piers, pour, roughly, rubber, service, shed, slab, stamp, standard, steel, structural, times
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 6,956
    Last Post: 23rd July 2007 12:12 PM
    by Amb  Go to last post

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  2. Sub Floor Excavation

    Started by Miles, 18th July 2007 04:18 PM
    4000, bearers, bedroom, brick, build, cellar, complete, cost, dear, desire, dig, engineer, excavation, floor, footings, fortune, house, master, metres, piers, reinforced, removed, retaining, roughly, terrible, wall, walls, wine, worth
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 3,234
    Last Post: 19th July 2007 10:42 PM
    by patty  Go to last post
  3. I guess that I'm getting to be that age...

    Started by rrich, 27th June 2007 04:41 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    9-1-1, age, bill, cardiologists, chest, co-pay, damage, day, deal, drugs, ekg, engineer, guess, heart, home, hospital, immediately, inserted, leg, levels, loml, message, money, pains, reason, saturday, screaming, shop, stent, toponin
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 3,836
    Last Post: 30th June 2007 11:19 PM
    by ernknot  Go to last post
  4. Opening up a wall - Best way to Prop the wall

    Started by Art Martin, 4th May 2007 10:36 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    1.5, achieving, advice, beam, bit, builder, comfortable, common, doorway, doorwayessentially, engineer, experience, feel, friend, handle, install, load, main, metres, opening, people, pretty, previous, prop, propping, sizes, thankyou, time, wall, widening
    • Replies: 17
    • Views: 15,370
    Last Post: 7th May 2007 10:41 AM
    by Art Martin  Go to last post
  5. steel between floor beams

    Started by AndrewPatrol, 19th February 2007 10:02 PM
    advice, answer, assuming, availble, beams, bearer, blocking, blocks, bottom, drop, eek, engineer, floor, joists, lost, lower, people, plate, plates, run, sense, sit, steel, straight, studs, stumps, super, supports, top, walls
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,628
    Last Post: 21st February 2007 07:41 PM
    by AndrewPatrol  Go to last post
  6. roof truss

    Started by magpie, 28th December 2006 03:47 PM
    3.2, allowed, applied, approval, brochure, build, carport, certificate, compliance, council, designed, engineer, equipment, fabricate, hammer, held, knuckle, metres, nail, neeeded, plates, pressing, recently, roof, special, structural, strusses, truss, trusses, trusses.~
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 4,197
    Last Post: 5th January 2007 04:06 PM
    by SilentButDeadly  Go to last post
  7. Shed profit margin/ engineer cost

    Started by Pulse, 15th December 2006 09:27 AM
    $14000, $6900, 12m, 2.4, 3.6m, building, carport, charge, cheaper, cheers, close, companies, cost, costs, curved, design, double, engineer, kit, length, margin, margin or, price, profit, pulse, shed, sort, spring, welding, wide
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,986
    Last Post: 15th December 2006 10:01 PM
    by Pulse  Go to last post
  8. Shortening the width of roller blinds

    Started by mhills, 9th December 2006 09:28 AM
    accent, blind, blinds, block, companies, couple, diy, engineer, handy, husband, mechanical, roller, service, shorten, shortened, shortening, start, tools, wide, width, window, wise
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 6,981
    Last Post: 9th December 2006 09:58 AM
    by Barry_White  Go to last post
  9. House extension & Drafting

    Started by DavidC, 8th November 2006 03:41 PM
    architects, base, build, bypassed, cad, costs, drafting, drafts, draw, engineer, expensive, extension, features, forum, framming, house, lost, lysaght, pass, persons, piers, plan, plans, program, sketch, steel, structual, suggest, uni, woodern
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 4,266
    Last Post: 8th November 2006 06:08 PM
    by TEEJAY  Go to last post
  10. Building Extrension

    Started by DavidC, 3rd November 2006 05:52 PM
    add, ahead, build, building, certifier, cheers, dave, detail, drafter, drafters, draw, engineer, errect, extrension, footing, footins, frame, holes, including, inspect, involved, plan, private, refer, required, roofing, sizes, sketches, structural, surveyer
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,774
    Last Post: 4th November 2006 07:48 AM
    by pharmaboy2  Go to last post
  11. I-Beam Conection to Stump and Joists

    Started by buzza1, 19th October 2006 09:51 AM
    100uc15, 100x45, 15mm, advance, attach, bearers, centering, chris, conection, directly, disused, engineer, flange, guide, i-beam, ibeam, joists, method, onesteels, rest, rod, secure, septic, span, steel, strap, stump, suggests, tank, threaded
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,259
    Last Post: 19th October 2006 10:16 AM
    by silentC  Go to last post
  12. garage framing questions

    Started by Pulse, 5th July 2006 09:10 PM
    4500mm, 6600mm, 90x45, as2870, bracing, certify, cheers, class, council, design, engineer, filled, framing, garage, happy, larger, lengths, openings, plans, pulse, questions, secondary, sewer, site, slab, thinking, waffle, wall, walls, wide
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,844
    Last Post: 24th July 2006 10:22 PM
    by Tool-Horder  Go to last post
  13. Engineers

    Started by Geoffsa, 21st July 2006 02:39 PM
    civil, colleague, connections, contact, designed, discussing, doctor, electrical, engineer, engineering, engineers, green-keeper, human, idea, joints, nervous, night, ophthalmologist, pipeline, play, prayer, priest, recreational, run, slow, students, system, thousands, tonight, waiting
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,512
    Last Post: 21st July 2006 10:27 PM
    by boban  Go to last post

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  14. Raising house 6 metres

    Started by suzyc, 26th June 2006 08:52 AM
    400, 600, bedrooms, concrete, cut, deep, edge, engineer, existing, feedback.thanks, floor, footings, garage, house, membrane, metres, narrower, polyethylene, raising, rib]which, scratch.im, slab, start, stay, told, true, wide, wondering, [internal
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,508
    Last Post: 26th June 2006 12:46 PM
    by bitingmidge  Go to last post
  15. Dying Everest Climber - What would you have done?

    Started by silentC, 24th May 2006 11:48 AM
    8 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
    34-year-old, actions, ago, british, climber, climbers, conquering, continue, david, die, died, dying, edmund, engineer, everest, hillary, inglis, leave, left, mark, mountain, passed, position, questioned, sharp, sir, top, week, worlds, zealand
    • Replies: 109
    • Views: 11,455
    Last Post: 3rd June 2006 01:15 AM
    by Shedhand  Go to last post
  16. The pier that drank too much

    Started by Programmer, 24th May 2006 01:17 AM
    appears, base, brick, builder, bung, cal, cheers, cosmetic, digging, drank, effort, engineer, falling, foundation, gather, house, i.e, leaning, pier, re-doing, rebuilding, removed/replaced, sort, structurally, stumpies, time, water, worried, worse, worth
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,864
    Last Post: 25th May 2006 12:21 AM
    by Programmer  Go to last post
  17. Polished slab for extension

    Started by Shedhand, 12th March 2006 09:53 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    advice, approx, architect, bedrock, block, builder, concrete, correct, cracking, engineer, ensure, eventually, extension, floor, job, mud, oak, polished, prone, questions, reo, slab, slabs, spose, steel, structaflor, t&g, tas, versus, wall
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 6,087
    Last Post: 19th May 2006 01:03 PM
    by Shedhand  Go to last post

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  18. Structural post move?

    Started by dazzler, 12th May 2006 12:17 AM
    100mm, 7.8m, added, advice, ahead, beams, butt, buying, cheers, dazzler, definately, engineer, house, inspect, level, meantime, meet, mezzanine, middle, move, pic, plating, pole, post, roof, structural, support, supported, timber, walls
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,856
    Last Post: 14th May 2006 09:05 PM
    by dazzler  Go to last post
  19. Structural Engineer advice

    Started by sleeping-wood, 16th April 2006 11:31 AM
    adelaide, advice, building, completed, designer, detailed, drawings, dwelling, effluent, engineer, fee, final, house, plans, proceed, recommend, recommendation, reports, site, sketch, soil, stage, story, structural, structure, wishes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,730
    Last Post: 16th April 2006 11:31 AM
    by sleeping-wood  Go to last post
  20. Retaining Wall

    Started by Flyboy, 11th February 2006 08:29 PM
    amount, appreciated, blocks, called, cheers, concern, concrete, engineer, engineers, fire, footing, front, gravel, greatly, hefty, ideas, main, monday, reduce, reducing, retaining, river, sand, speak, thinking, tide, underneath, wall, wash, washed
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 4,584
    Last Post: 12th February 2006 08:00 AM
    by Flyboy  Go to last post
  21. Eight Engineering Jokes - some of these may be old...

    Started by CameronPotter, 25th January 2006 09:54 AM
    architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, doctor, engineer, engineering, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, half, jokes, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, slow, stay, time, understanding, waiting, wife
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,062
    Last Post: 26th January 2006 03:48 PM
    by graemet  Go to last post

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  22. Footing Design

    Started by ptyltd, 9th January 2006 12:52 PM
    1200, 150kpa, 20mpa, 75x75x3.5, appreciated, as2870, checked, clarifying, concrete, confused, deep, deeper, design, engineer, fill, footing, geotest, hep, hole, material, mechanically, natural, poor, refered, report, shs, sits, sort, supposed, vibrated
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 3,613
    Last Post: 10th January 2006 05:20 AM
    by Exador  Go to last post
  23. Studs supporting a Lintel

    Started by ptyltd, 6th December 2005 04:14 PM
    attached, common, config, detailed, engineer, folks, interpretation, jamb, lintel, refer, secondary, stud, studs, supported, supporting, this-, tia, view, |||_____|||, ||||
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,769
    Last Post: 7th December 2005 12:58 PM
    by Termite  Go to last post
  24. The Engineers view of women

    Started by Ashore, 17th October 2005 01:43 AM
    engineer, engineers, explained, view, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,326
    Last Post: 17th October 2005 01:43 AM
    by Ashore  Go to last post

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  25. Concrete Mix ratios

    Started by jlamplough, 11th May 2005 11:18 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    230mm, cheers, concrete, core, engineer, fc=12mpa, fill, gravelsandcement, jeremy, mix, ratio, ratios, retaining, slump, strength, wall
    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 8,575
    Last Post: 24th August 2005 05:40 PM
    by jlamplough  Go to last post

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  26. Garage plans, where? Single or double brick?

    Started by juliussee, 9th August 2005 05:43 PM
    adrian, advice, advise, appreciated, brick, building, connected, construction, copy, deck, doors, double, engineer, existing, front, garage, garages, greatly, metal, people, piers, planning, plans, rectangular, roof, shape, simple, single, wondering
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 26,459
    Last Post: 13th August 2005 09:42 PM
    by kiwigeo  Go to last post
  27. Doctor and engineer ...

    Started by jackruss, 17th June 2005 10:57 AM
    anytime, blind, buddy, clubhouse, contact, doctor, engineer, fire, free, george, golfers, guys, hey, idea, ineptitude, minutes, moment, morning, night, ophthalmologist, pastor, play, prayer, sad, saving, silent, slow, special, tonight, waiting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,418
    Last Post: 17th June 2005 10:57 AM
    by jackruss  Go to last post

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  28. Engineers.

    Started by RETIRED, 14th January 2005 08:48 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    24x, calling, cdrom, christmas, dilbert, dinner, e-mail, engineer, engineers, hero, introduce, monty, movie, mylady@home.wife, python, scenes, sends, spouse, wife
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 3,229
    Last Post: 14th March 2005 07:51 AM
    by Kev Y.  Go to last post

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  29. Solicitors....again

    Started by Iain, 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM
    advancement, applicant, doctor, dollars, ear, engineer, family, guy, interviewer, interviewers, interviewing, lawyer, leave, mars, medical, million, millions, money, nasa, question, replied, research, returning, send, sending, solicitorsagain, thinking, touchy, trip, whispered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,150
    Last Post: 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  30. Engineer in Hell

    Started by Bushmiller, 31st December 2004 06:05 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    almighty, banks, bloke, bloody, bridges, built, canals, consulting, contour, devil, engineer, guest, hell, house, lawyers, list, marvel, messed, mountain, nice, paul, people, planned, projects, stayin, staying, sue, tellin, viaducts, yeah
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 3,735
    Last Post: 5th January 2005 10:23 PM
    by Kev Y.  Go to last post

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  31. Vanilla ice cream = car problems

    Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:18 PM
    answer, arranged, buy, car, chocolate, cream, dinner, drive, engine, engineer, family, fine, flavor, flavors, ice, lock, matter, moral, night, pontiac, problems, question, sorts, start, started, store, story, time, vanilla, vapor
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,859
    Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:18 PM
    by Kev Y.  Go to last post

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  32. Shoddy Owner Builder #1

    Started by Fantapantz, 8th July 2004 01:29 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    100sq, 1st, 25sq, advice, battery, bolted, bought, builder, built, camera, confused, engineer, fixing, hold, ideas, mad, notch, notched, owner, patio, photo, post, posts, recharges, roof, scratch, shoddy, starting, support, weeks
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 6,201
    Last Post: 19th July 2004 12:47 AM
    by Fantapantz  Go to last post
  33. An engineer dies and reports to hell....

    Started by Wayne Davy, 9th July 2004 09:36 PM
    air, answers, building, calls, conditioning, designing, dies, engineer, escalators, flush, god, hell, keeping, laughs, lawyer, mistake, pretty, replies, reports, satan, send, sneer, staff, starts, sue, telephone, there;, toilets, uproariously, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,713
    Last Post: 9th July 2004 09:36 PM
    by Wayne Davy  Go to last post

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  34. Engineers

    Started by Grue, 15th August 2003 12:49 AM
    beautiful, bent, called, cool, cried, crossing, day, engineer, engineers, finally, frog, girlfriend, kiss, matter, picked, pocket, princess, returned, road, smiled, spoke, stay, talking, time, told, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,385
    Last Post: 15th August 2003 12:49 AM
    by Grue  Go to last post

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  35. Professional Cats

    Started by craigb, 13th August 2003 10:15 AM
    accountant, agreed, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, claim, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, home, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pissed, professional, public, rest, servant, sexually, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,669
    Last Post: 13th August 2003 10:15 AM
    by craigb  Go to last post

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  36. comprehending engineers

    Started by Gino, 12th June 2003 08:12 PM
    architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, comprehending, discussing, doctor, engineer, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, guys, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, replied, smiled, stay, time, wife, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,811
    Last Post: 14th June 2003 02:57 AM
    by Keith Jeeves  Go to last post

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  37. four man joke

    Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:26 PM
    accountant, agreed, assaulted, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, joke, jumped, man, measure, milk, paper, pissed, public, rest, servant, sexually, smart, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,977
    Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:26 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  38. Perils of Public Transport

    Started by Iain, 26th May 2002 11:31 AM
    automatic, bang, bridge, door, electric, electrical, engineer, events, failed, hear, home, instructor, investigate, investigation, leaning, lines, night, overhead, perils, power, public, railway, roof, short, site, track, train, training, transport, walking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,620
    Last Post: 29th May 2002 08:27 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  39. THE LAWYER TAKES A WIFE

    Started by Hartley, 13th November 2000 09:51 AM
    basic, collector, deliver, design, duh, engineer, excited, god, gonna, husband, husband#10, implement, job, lawyer, management, married, miss, process, product, research, screwed, services, stamp, state-of-the-art, system, takes, ten, time, understood, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,366
    Last Post: 13th November 2000 09:51 AM
    by Hartley  Go to last post

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