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Favourite brew

Started by Steve Fryar, 4th May 2008 03:40 PM

ale.whats, beer, booze, brew, choice, coopers, day, days, drilling, enjoying, favourite, job, moomba.today, pale, real, rest, spent, water.today

Replies: 13
Views: 2,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 12:05 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Value for money the Aussie way

Started by wheelinround, 4th May 2008 11:10 AM

2007, 900, aussie, australian, australians, average, beer, bloody, drink, found, gallon, gallons, means, miles, money, study, that2tsup, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 08:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Married Life

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM

batman, beer, bodice, control, dinner, engaged, eyes, grabbed, hey, husband, kids, leather, life, love, married, mask, mega, mistress, mothers, night, office, raincoat, ready, sex, stay, stilettos, super, wearing, wild, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM; by WoodJunky

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Drinker's problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th April 2008 09:32 AM

allan, barman, barstool, beer, calendar, drinker, drinkers, ear, ere, lady, local, months, problem, pub, replied, sat, stole

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 09:32 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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2 Builders

Started by Claw Hama, 21st April 2008 10:02 PM

active, assume, bedroom, beer, bill, builders, built, children, explain, fred, garden, goldfish, house, logical, married, masturbate, mate, nights, offence, pond, pub, rough, scientist, sexually, size, stockbroker, suit, toilet, wife, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 10:02 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Beauty

Started by Baz, 20th April 2008 08:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2008 08:07 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Duck in for a joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 04:02 PM

allan, beer, calendar, day, duck, entered, feet, floor, irritated, joke, months, munruben, nail, nails, replied, sell, shopkeeper, stole, store, told, webbed, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 04:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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lawn mower

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:00 PM

70785, attached, bad, beer, bought, care, days, deal, directly, drinking, enjoys, fingers, gardening, gears, green, guys, lawn, lazy, mower, mowing, picture, poor, proud, ride-on, sensitive, sit, sitting, soft, wife, wives

Replies: 1
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 11:17 AM; by Stevenp

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You are what you speak

Started by wayfarer, 4th April 2008 09:55 AM

amounts, apparently, attacks, beer, cheese, conclusion, drink, eat, english, excessive, fat, fats, fewer, final, foie-gras, french, germans, heart, kills, literature, lot, lots, nutrition, red, sausages, speak, speaking, suffer, wine, word

Replies: 3
Views: 1,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 12:33 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Beer Is Good For You

Started by ravlord13, 6th April 2008 04:25 PM

alcohol, attacks, beer, beers, brain, buffalo, cells, consumption, efficient, eliminates, excessive, fast, faster, feel, good, health, herd, hunted, intake, killed, kills, machine, naturally, norm, operate, regular, slowest, smarter, weaker, weakest

Replies: 0
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 04:25 PM; by ravlord13

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Drinking games

Started by wayfarer, 30th March 2008 12:39 PM

african, africans, air, astonished, australian, barman, beer, bloody, cool, drink, drinking, drinks, games, glass, glasses, gun, kiwi, kiwis, koala, mate, noo, picks, pieces, pulls, sand, shoots, south, strailya, throws, zulland

Replies: 1
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

lost

Started by underfoot, 28th March 2008 03:59 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 03:59 PM; by underfoot

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Only in Australia

Started by WoodJunky, 21st March 2008 12:26 AM

142, 1996, 1999, 2000, 543, admitted, aussies, australia, battery, beer, call, die, disabled, emergency, front, injured, leave, massive, mention, parking, people, pins, removing, rink, sharp, shirts, skating, talk, testing, tongue

Replies: 7
Views: 2,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 09:26 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Munruben pub problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th March 2008 08:34 PM

accidentally, aid, alive, allan, banged, beer, brainwave, calendar, coming, coolroom, found, hope, hotel, hour, inside, john, kegs, locked, minute, months, munruben, night, problems, pub, staff, started, stole, surrounded, time, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 08:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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danish oil and moisture

Started by old_picker, 10th March 2008 12:15 PM

arms, bar, beer, brings, cabots, coat, danish, finish, grain, leys, marked, moisture, oil, poly, resistant, seal, sweat, sweaty, top, water, wine, wipe

Replies: 14
Views: 2,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 10:34 AM; by jerryc

Forum:
FINISHING

Patio Misting Systems

Started by Burnsy, 4th December 2007 11:58 PM

bali, beer, buy, cafes, cooling, coolmist.com.au, degrees, effect, entertaining, equipment, fine, gardens, hose, impressed, industry, line, mist, misting, nozzels, outdoor, overpriced, patio, pressurised, pumps, resultant, standard, systems, visited, water, wet

Replies: 10
Views: 11,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 10:16 PM; by limeburner

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Thank You

Started by Chris Parks, 28th February 2008 07:07 PM

advert, beer, buy, confirm, details, forum, kindly, machinary, machine, months, ncarcher, pick, tony, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 07:12 PM; by echnidna

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Mr Fixit

Started by nev25, 26th February 2008 12:44 AM

bake, bakers, beer, cake, cried, delight, door, enquired, fix, fixed, fixit, flickering, forehead, fridge, home, honey, left, light, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sex, steps, stopped, told, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 12:44 AM; by nev25

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JOKES

Brain Cells & Beer

Started by Phil Spencer, 17th February 2008 06:37 PM

alcohol, attacks, beer, beers, brain, buddy, buffalo, cells, consumption, efficient, eliminates, excessive, fast, faster, feel, herd, human, intake, kills, machine, naturally, norm, operate, regular, slowest, smarter, warning, weaker, weakest, whispering

Replies: 1
Views: 1,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 06:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Ideal marriage

Started by munruben, 17th February 2008 03:23 PM

air, ass, bar, beer, bit, chunks, damned, dirty, doeuvres, freezer, frozen, honey, hors, husband, ice, ideal, kinds, lived, love, marriage, married, mug, oeuvres, pale, roll, story, sweet, tootsie, wife, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 03:44 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

A message from John Cleese...

Started by rod1949, 15th February 2008 09:47 AM

acceptable, adult, america, american, beer, british, called, calling, chips, cleese, due, effect, english, hollywood, insist, john, learn, letter, message, pound, proper, real, referred, reinstated, replaced, required, suffix, time, vocabulary, words

Replies: 3
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 07:40 PM; by jow104

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JOKES

A mans body

Started by dadpad, 7th February 2008 07:23 PM

addition, beer, body, built, chop, code, drink, google, mans, rights, time, trees, vimrod

Replies: 0
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 07:23 PM; by dadpad

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A True Queenslander.

Started by Toyboy, 6th February 2008 10:51 AM

australia, beer, bloke, blokes, carlton, cascade, cleanest, coke, conference, coopers, decide, diet, draught, drinking, glances, head, hesitation, lunch, manager, mates, national, planet, queenslander, shrugs, south, sprouted, tooheys, true, victoria, xxxx

Replies: 0
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 10:51 AM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

The Bank Account

Started by Rodgera, 4th February 2008 10:10 PM

account, bank, beer, cafe, clerk, died, dropped, fell, floor, husband, kitchen, married, mcmunruben, occupation, replied, savings, waitress, widow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 10:22 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Must clean. must clean.

Started by tea lady, 25th January 2008 08:11 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

aplication, arrangements, beer, changing, charm, clean, coffee, crazed, drivel, expression, gadget, glad, gradually, heard, home, life.oo, lips, managed, mans, mysteries, plumbing, pressure, story, subsided, thinking, time, truth, washer, wasted, water

Replies: 48
Views: 7,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2008 08:25 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Water On The Knee

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th January 2008 12:25 PM

aiming, allan, arms, beer, doctor, fluid, john, knee, quiet, straight, swinging, told, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 02:05 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Housework blues

Started by Andy Mac, 25th January 2008 12:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aggressive, beer, biggest, bin, blues, calls, cheers, complaints, cook, dairy, experiment, fit, fridge, honestly, house, housework, listening, moment, money, pile, ruthlessly, science, shopping, sort, stuff, tempting, vitriole, waster, worn, wrong

Replies: 25
Views: 3,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 12:48 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The House Party

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th January 2008 12:33 PM

allan, arms, beer, chardonnay, duck, hostess, house, housemaid, john, local, party, pub, replied, soup, suppose, swinging, tender, warm, weekend, wonderful, yarning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2008 12:33 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Tech Support

Started by nev25, 14th January 2008 10:58 PM

1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 3.5, 5.0, 6.1, application, applications, automatically, bad, beer, boyfriend, dear, desperate, download, flowers, husband, install, jewelry, memory, performance, program, programs, remember, run, runs, snoring, support, system, tech

Replies: 0
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 10:58 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

getting the cash for an extension

Started by manofaus, 10th January 2008 11:02 PM

baby, bank, barbie, beer, bugger, builder, cash, cheers, equity, excavation, extend, extension, finishing, flow, frames, freinds, hate, house, hunter, industry, licenced, lucky, pay, responsible, simpathetic, sort, stand, success, told, valley

Replies: 5
Views: 9,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 06:34 PM; by bsrlee

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Dieting

Started by DavidG, 2nd January 2008 09:31 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 06:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Healthy eating

Started by m2c1Iw, 3rd January 2008 12:33 PM

amounts, apparently, attacks, beer, conclusion, drink, eat, eating, english, excessive, fat, fats, fewer, final, germans, health, healthy, heart, italians, kills, literature, lots, nutrition, red, research, sausages, speaking, suffer, wine, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 12:33 PM; by m2c1Iw

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JOKES

Yet again I have been doing it all wrong - Another public service announcement

Started by FIGDIKI, 30th December 2007 11:37 AM

alcohol, and/or, announcement, bacteria, beer, boiling, coli, drink, drinking, fermenting, health, information, kilo, liquor, poop, process, public, purification, remember, risk, rum, service, stupid, talk, tequila, valuable, water, whiskey, wine, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 04:46 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Hymn #365

Started by nev25, 17th December 2007 10:20 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, temperance, whiskey, wine, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 11:07 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

Three Tradesmen.

Started by artme, 28th November 2007 07:42 AM

1/1000, 1/32, accuracy, accurate, bastards, beat, beer, brickie, carpenter, conversation, fitter, hard, moments, pointlaughwoot, quality, silence, tradesmen, turner

Replies: 0
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 07:42 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Aussie Claims Beer Carrying Title

Started by Metal Head, 17th November 2007 09:49 PM

acids, amino, aussie, australias, bar, barn, beer, bid, biggest, carry, carrying, claimed, claims, close, contemplating, crown, distance.wurtz, favourite, harbourside, improve, keller, kilograms, lowenbrau, record, steins, strength, title, wheat, world, wurtz

Replies: 1
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2007 10:14 PM; by ernknot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Knocked the top off any good beer lately

Started by Gingermick, 13th May 2007 08:05 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2tsup, ales, amazing, beer, body, chocolate, citrusy, cool, dnotes, enjoyed, enterprise, good, imho, knappstein, knocked, lager, lanka, lovely, malty.p, pils, real, reserve, sinha, south, sri, stout, strong, style, top, winkcoffee

Replies: 31
Views: 5,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2007 12:04 PM; by Twinnie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hymn #365

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2007 10:02 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hoot, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, suspect, temperance, wine, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 09:32 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

The Beer Prayer

Started by fenderbelly, 24th October 2007 08:59 AM

art, barmen, barrels, beer, bitter, day, deliver, drink, drunk, foamy, forgive, hallowed, hangovers, head, home, incarceration, lager, lead, prayer, spill, spillages, tavern, thine, thy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 11:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Citizenship questions

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2007 06:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

barbie, beer, bit, called, car, celery, chop, chow, chuck, citizenship, cream, dishes, eat, eaten, explain, involving, kai, mein, noodle, pav, period, questions, rissole, salad, serves, soup, suey, three-bean, two-hour, washed

Replies: 25
Views: 3,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 10:22 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bar Economics

Started by Krazee, 22nd October 2007 01:47 AM

$12, $18, $20, $59, bar, beer, bill, day, dollar, drink, drinks, economics, eighth, fair, free, ninth, owner, paid, pay, savings, seventh, share, sixth, system, tax, taxes, ten, tenth, understand, wealthy

Replies: 6
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 12:22 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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electrician in SE Melb

Started by XT4V, 22nd October 2007 03:54 PM

2tsup, backyard, beer, bug, cash, day, easy, eaves, electrician, electricians, fine, installed, job, melb, paid, powerpoints, prefer, purposes, weekend, zapper

Replies: 3
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 12:05 AM; by oohsam

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

How to sex Flies

Started by QbnDusty, 18th October 2007 07:44 PM

beer, earth, easy, females, flies, fly, home, house, husband, killed, killing, males, replied, sex, shopping, swatter, telephone, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 07:44 PM; by QbnDusty

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JOKES

Looking for Floor Sanding and Sealing in Perth

Started by Damon_11, 13th October 2007 01:27 AM

$200, beer, bit, buffing, chap, complete, cost, damon, equipment, experienced, floor, german, gloss, guys, hire, hour, job, kingsley, materials, message, money, perth, price, reccomended, sanding, sealing, spoke, steep, stuff, wary

Replies: 0
Views: 1,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 01:27 AM; by Damon_11

Forum:
FLOORING

Citizenship Test

Started by Sebastiaan56, 11th October 2007 01:29 PM

barbie, bath, beer, bit, bloody, called, car, chop, chuck, citizenship, crack, day, eat, elses, explain, fair, flogged, ice, ingredients, kai, mate’s, mein, ming, pav, rissole, salad, sounds, suey, test, washed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 10:31 PM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wife trouble!

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th October 2007 03:55 PM

beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, lounge, machine, night, plug, pull, sitting, threw, trouble, unplugged, vegetative, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 06:13 PM; by davo453

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JOKES

Deep thought by men while fishing

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th October 2007 11:48 AM

allan, anonomous, beer, continues, deep, divorce, drinking, favourite, fish, fishing, hard, john, men, months, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, spot, thought, thoughtfully, wife, women, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 08:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Relations

Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2007 11:19 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Table top marks easliy! please help

Started by potex, 23rd September 2007 11:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, applied, apply, beer, ben, bottle, cheers, coats, condition, daisy, danish, easliy, estapol, extra, failed, finish, finished, leave, marks, matt, minwax, oil, polly, restoring, surface, table, top, toughen, tought, wipe

Replies: 27
Views: 4,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 05:06 PM; by Master Splinter

Forum:
FINISHING

Serious Illness

Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 09:53 AM

antidote, beer, called, colleagues, completely, controlling, dangerous, electronically, eliminated, forward, friends, friends.if, grocery, hand, illness, infected, jacket, life, nearest, orally, passed, private, purchase, receive, repeatedly, store, system, virus, warning, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 05:27 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

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