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A talk with Grandma

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 11:10 AM

allan, arrived, calendar, contact, dead, eyes, girl, glorious, grandma, heaven, home, low, medium, months, muttering, progress, question, replied, rolling, school, seance, skies, speaking, stole, talk, tone, trance, trembling, voice, whilst

Replies: 5
Views: 2,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:51 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

How to get what you want 101

Started by tea lady, 27th December 2007 10:22 AM

101, add, angelic, bad, boy, buy, car, cars, collection, dad, day, doh, found, imagine, kill, killing, moment, nooooo, opportunity, passionately, rotfl, shop, sing, song, thinking, toy, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 11:43 PM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Monastery Life

Started by wheelinround, 11th December 2007 10:30 AM

abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2007 02:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Wheelin in class

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:37 AM

class, day, double, english, form, forms, language, languages, lecturing, linguistics, loud, negative, piped, positive, professor, russian, voice, wheelin, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:19 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Sunday Service

Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM

1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 12:43 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

It's My Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM

alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Insinkerator air switch failed

Started by Fuzzie, 2nd October 2007 03:29 PM

air, alternately, answered, bellows, brisbane, button, cheaper, connecting, email, failed, fix, forum, fuzzie, inoperable, insinkerator, located, mailbox, outfit, phone, push, replacement, service, supposed, switch, system, test, theory, tube, unplugged, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 5,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 06:48 PM; by Fuzzie

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Monastery Life

Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 10:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:11 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Doctor John

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:29 AM

betrayal, bring, day, doctor, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, internal, invariably, john, matter, medical, overwhelming, patients, practitioner, reality, reassuring, sense, single, sleep, slept, vet, voice, whispering, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

My unusual pet

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd September 2007 07:08 PM

answer, arms, beer, box, centipede, centipedes, decided, drink, feeling, friend, fun, heard, hey, house, life, lonely, minutes, pet, pub, putting, shoes, shouting, situation, swinging, thinking, time, time;, unusual, voice, waited

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 07:08 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Toilet humour (but its ok )!

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th August 2007 09:07 PM

allan, answered, answering, bit, busy, cubicle, decided, depart, door, dying, exit, heard, hope, humour, idiot, left, listen, questions, quickly, reached, remark, ring, robbo, scene, surprised, time, toilet, uneasy, voice, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 09:39 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Give me a push

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2007 01:18 PM

allan, bedroom, bit, bride, chap, couple, distraught, door, dying, harsh, helped, honeymooning, hope, hurt, husband, knock, mate, motel, night, playground, push, replied, returning, settled, swing, time, trouble, voice, worried, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 03:40 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Rude awakening

Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:55 PM

awakening, bed, christian, clock, door, downstairs, drunk, guy, half, happened, hears, hed, house, husband, knock, lost, mans, matter, past, push, replies, rolls, rude, shouts, started, stranger, swing, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:55 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Ted

Started by funkychicken, 24th July 2007 09:46 PM

bag, banana, berries, billy, bush, bushgranger, bushgranging, compliments.”, dreamy, foe.”, goat, holding, joe, laura, looked, loot, police, replied, ruffling, spoke, supatroopa, ted, toe, toe.”, voice, “here, “honestly, “she, “you, “…”

Replies: 4
Views: 5,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2007 07:30 PM; by ernknot

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A Woodies Yarn

Snow White

Started by Jack Plane, 8th June 2007 09:37 AM

calling, clearing, coming, cup, destroyed, dopey, dwarfs, explosion, god, heard, house, loud, mighty, ran, releived, ruins, snow, started, survived.d, visit, voice, walking, wallabies, white, win, woods, world, wreckage

Replies: 0
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 09:37 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

Deck Maintenance and coatings

Started by UteMad, 4th April 2007 05:05 PM

build, cheers, coat, coating, coatings, confusion, customers, deck, decks, finally, lot, maintenance, oiling, opinions, save, simpler, subject, task, track, utemad, voice, washing, www.dialadeck.com.au

Replies: 2
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2007 05:26 PM; by strangerep

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DECKING

Poll: Cramp or Clamp

Started by rick_rine, 27th December 2006 10:52 PM

2004, charlie, clamp, covered, cramp, dad, daddy, discuss, discussion, handsome, online, opinion, simple, voice, walking

Replies: 12
Views: 5,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2007 03:55 PM; by Christopha

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POLLS

Voice recognition in MS Vista...

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th March 2007 07:45 PM

bit, cackle, download, found, largish, recognition, streaming, vid, vista, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2007 11:03 PM; by Grunt

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JOKES

Weird Phone Calls:

Started by Coldamus, 24th February 2007 04:30 PM

accent, american, annoying, appears, assist, automated, calling, calls, costing, dial, drops, hold, line, money, operators, phone, proceed, recently, ring, shortly, slight, starting, tone, voice, weird

Replies: 3
Views: 1,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2007 08:51 AM; by bumnut

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to find your own phone number?

Started by jackruss, 10th February 2007 02:20 PM

brains, computerised, connected, dialed, land, line, number, phone, sounds, strange, technican, technician, telstra, told, trust, voice

Replies: 7
Views: 3,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2007 05:17 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spam

Started by ozwinner, 27th January 2007 07:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

american, apt, buying, close, contradictory, degarmo, fantasia, favored, fins, grab, head, idol, love, perfect, powerful, pull, qualities, screen, season, sexist, shares, shore, singing, soul, spam, stuff, tryouts, tuck, voice, wealthy

Replies: 17
Views: 2,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2007 01:36 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Scottish logic

Started by Eddie Jones, 3rd November 2006 05:16 PM

africa, audience, bono, child, clap, concert, dies, f#^@, front, glasgow, hands, holding, logic, microphone, pierces, quiet, scottish, silence, silence;, slowly, starts, stop, time, total, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 11:30 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

1955

Started by John Saxton, 28th October 2006 08:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

We Missed The "r"

Started by DPB, 19th October 2006 04:31 PM

abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, word, worried, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2006 04:31 PM; by DPB

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JOKES

Fortune Teller

Started by Baz, 13th October 2006 06:46 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2006 06:46 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

IMPORTANT POLL - Please help.

Started by ubeaut, 4th October 2006 12:04 PM

aand, cheers, click, important, neil, oppinions, poll, serious, timber, voice, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2006 11:08 PM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

Bono

Started by Baz, 3rd October 2006 09:21 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 01:10 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Monastry Life

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 13th August 2006 07:37 PM

abbot, archives, caves, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monastry, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wailing, word, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2006 07:53 PM; by ernknot

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JOKES

RIP John Hinde

Started by womble, 6th July 2006 10:36 AM

80s, aka, all-round, australia, bloody, cared, carer, courtesy, critic, elle, enjoy, film, goodnight, hinde, icon, intellectual, john, legend, loved, mcfeast, owner-operator, rest, rip, spoke, stars, voice, wanker, war, wit, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2006 11:09 AM; by jmk89

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Justice

Started by Bob38S, 23rd June 2006 11:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2006 08:27 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Typical CSM

Started by fred.n, 31st May 2006 07:18 PM

1955, 2130, action, bare, chest, chill, conversation, csm, forget, glancing, hope, lady, looked, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, quit, relax, replied, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, typical, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2006 10:01 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Swearing

Started by Wood Butcher, 8th May 2006 07:43 PM

approval, bedroom, blubbers, breakfast, chair, coco, crying, downstairs, eek, eyes, flew, floor, gonna, head, kitchen, looked, mum, nods, pops, ran, started, stern, swear, swearing, time, tumbled, upstairs, voice, walks, whack

Replies: 5
Views: 1,877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 02:00 PM; by Mr woodmachinist

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JOKES

No Sex Since 1955

Started by Baz, 10th March 2006 04:10 PM

1955, 2130, action, chill, conversation, forget, glancing, hand, hope, lady, led, looked, lot, love, maam, major, matter-of-fact, military, quit, relax, replied, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2006 09:50 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

how many can you count

Started by goat, 10th March 2006 04:28 PM

acted, answer, bottom, call, called, count, day, education, embarassed, fellow, finally, front, heard, hundred, lady, looked, position, positions, professor, replied, row, sat, shy, sir, sitting, spoken, top, unusual, voice, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2006 04:28 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Ever wondered what forum members sound like?

Started by silentC, 24th February 2006 04:22 PM

afternoon, amused, amusing, annoying, boy, cutting, download, easily, forum, fun, giving, hours, life, members, minded, nerd, pasting, peoples, posts, read, simple, singing, sound, talkany.exe, voice, wondered

Replies: 6
Views: 1,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 09:37 AM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

Tragedy

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 08:00 AM

accident, air, blown, boy, call, carrying, children, discussion, exclaimed, finally, fire, force, friendly, hand, howard, loss, minister, missile, prime, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered, ___king

Replies: 3
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 04:14 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

A blonde joke

Started by joseph84, 6th February 2006 10:38 PM

blinding, blonde, business, bust, buy, car, dire, financial, flash, god, heavens, house, joke, life, light, lose, lost, lotto, night, overwhelmed, prays, servant, shes, suddenly, sweetheart, ticket, time, voice, win, wins

Replies: 1
Views: 2,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 05:21 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Skype

Started by keith53, 23rd January 2006 06:11 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

call, calls, carriers, cheers, connection, contents, costs, data, daughters, england, fine, free, holiday, install, internet, keith, lot, off-sider, packets, phone, sends, simple, skype, speak, splits, techos, traffic, voice, voip, weekly

Replies: 34
Views: 5,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 04:39 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

the other GUMBY

Started by redwood, 16th January 2006 03:55 PM

ambulance, anaesthetic, anaesthetist, bloody, brain, cut, desk, doctor, door, enters, gas, gumby, gumbys, harley, head, hurts, kildare, lancet, music, nurse, operate, operating, pause, putting, racing, specialist, street, surgeon, theme, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2006 04:22 PM; by Greg Q

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Can they do that?

Started by journeyman Mick, 28th December 2005 10:22 PM

bid, bidder, displeasure, due, ebay, email, item, iten, mick, mistake, pretty, price, pricemad, relisted, starting, times, voice, withdrawn, wrong, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2005 11:43 PM; by rodm

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tragedy

Started by Daddles, 27th November 2005 10:06 AM

accident, air, bloody, blown, boy, bush, carrying, children, classes, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, force, hand, loss, president, primary, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, visited, visiting, voice, volunteered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:06 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Rude Customers

Started by Auld Bassoon, 22nd November 2005 08:22 PM

address, airlines, attendant, attention, award, customers, employees, flight, folks, gate, glared, grabbed, hear, heard, hesitating, hysterically, idea, laughing, lesson, line, loudly, microphone, passenger, passengers, public, rude, sir, smiled, virgin, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 10:42 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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JOKES

Seven Good Reasons

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2005 05:14 PM

button, compulsive, consciousness, count, crept, door, fumes, good, hairs, jammed, lock, mind, obsessive, overcome, previous, prize, push, reasons, regained, seat, shed, superglue, telling, toilet, tool, undone, visitor, voice, win, zipper

Replies: 3
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 08:36 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

What has your kid said?

Started by Gingermick, 20th November 2005 10:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

3yr, breakfast, day, disdainful, errr, fridge, incredulous, kid, lighter, note, pooh, ready, told, tub, voice, winnie, yoghurt

Replies: 25
Views: 2,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 09:49 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Order in court!

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:52 PM

arrested, bastard, beating, borrow, charged, contempt, continued, court, courtroom, daughter, death, door, fifteen, gob####e, gob####ing, i’ve, judge, lived, miserable, order, paddy, responded, rotten, spanner, stood, time, upset, voice, yelled, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:52 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Herb and Vic

Started by Iain, 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM

90s, alarmed, awake, bad, batsman, bit, cricket, enquired, everyday, fell, heaven, herb, herbs, hospital, lives, lot, mates, news, passionate, play, playing, rains, snows, tuesday, vic, visit, voice, warm, weather, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Oops

Started by Baz, 18th September 2005 10:49 AM

astounded, bank, blurted, book, cash, certificates, charged, deposits, evidence, explained, faced, finally, found, handed, holdings, husband, idea, investments, issued, million, multiplied, oops, savings, shot, speak, totaling, voice, wife, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2005 11:36 AM; by Baz

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JOKES

Hunters

Started by Geoff Dean, 25th August 2005 07:16 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 10:51 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

Technology can you keep up

Started by Ashore, 28th July 2005 11:10 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

105, 14mm, 50mm, 95mm, acts, add, answer, converter, games, gig, grams, learning, memory, modum, nos, phone, pics, plugs, rest, ring, send, socket, sound, technology, total, usb, voice, weighing

Replies: 16
Views: 3,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2005 06:56 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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