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Toilet humour (but its ok )!

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th August 2007 09:07 PM

allan, answered, answering, bit, busy, cubicle, decided, depart, door, dying, exit, heard, hope, humour, idiot, left, listen, questions, quickly, reached, remark, ring, robbo, scene, surprised, time, toilet, uneasy, voice, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 09:39 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Prospective father in law

Started by munruben, 25th August 2007 01:07 PM

daughter, family, father, father-in-law, fend, groom-to-be, law, planning, prospective, replied, rest, support, surprised

Replies: 2
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 07:20 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Saving money

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th August 2007 07:07 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 07:22 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Poll: Are You Normal Or Abnormal

Started by echnidna, 27th June 2007 02:38 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

123, 98%, abnormal, answer, answers, bit, bottom, calculations, color, exercise, finish, folks, fun, hammer, hard, including, mind, normal, pass, people, pops, quick, red, scroll, spooky, start, surprised, test, time, tool

Replies: 34
Views: 4,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2007 12:48 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

A Different Perspective

Started by rrich, 13th June 2007 03:03 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

acceptable, book, code, color, connection, cow, electrical, electricity, electrons, fear, fixture, grounded, home, increases, intimate, knowlege, lights, non-conductive, owners, perspective, phase, pies, sense, sits, sparky, standards, surprised, thinking, wire, writes

Replies: 32
Views: 5,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2007 12:13 PM; by rat52

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Saturday night at the hospital

Started by ivanavitch, 28th May 2007 03:37 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

4x2, booze, broken, casualty, caused, count, dollars, fixing, half, head, hopital, hospital, innocent, involving, john, kids, morning, night, opponent, pains, sample, saturday, story, surprised, victims, violence, waiting, walking, woodwork, wounded

Replies: 36
Views: 5,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 08:19 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

WIP - Laundry Rejuvenation

Started by RufflyRustic, 9th March 2007 11:16 AM

ago, bite, ceiling, checking, cheers, dark, died, doh, emptied, finally, funghi, gravy, hot, hwmnbo, laundry, life, opportunity, re-roofed, rejuvenation, removed, rid, roof, search, surprised, system, water, week.yayu, wendy, wip, woodrot

Replies: 9
Views: 3,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2007 10:07 AM; by RufflyRustic

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LAUNDRY

Roof sheets secured in the valley

Started by spartan, 11th February 2007 05:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bsa, changed, dropping, line, ridges, rood, roof, secured, sheets, superdek, surprised, valley, valleys

Replies: 19
Views: 5,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2007 12:23 AM; by journeyman Mick

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Cricket in Heaven

Started by jugglingogre, 17th January 2007 12:31 AM

aussie, awe, bad, bar, batting, bit, bloke, chat, coldy, cricket, descends, fine, game, hand, happy, hardwood, heaven, left, major, mate, news, promise, question, remembering, replies, responding, score, sheet, surprised, vital

Replies: 3
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2007 10:42 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Snake season

Started by Andy Mac, 18th October 2006 06:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, chook, chooks, close, day, fella, gate, girth, grain, grey, ground, gun, it.o, loki, metal, pattern, pen, python, rats, retreated, scare, scoop, season, shake, snake, surprised, tangled, thinking, trough, wife

Replies: 40
Views: 5,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 11:24 AM; by MurrayD99

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Zealand Florin

Started by lesmeyer, 7th November 2006 10:14 PM

$150, 1948, 20c, bunnings, change, coffee, deemed, dismay, dollars, florin, les, million, mistaken, naturally, notice, nz$, pay, piece, rejected, rich, similar, size, surprised, tendering, worth, woth, yesterday, zealand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2006 02:26 AM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

There's a parrot on the plane

Started by Phil Mac, 27th August 2006 02:28 PM

approach, brings, burly, coffee, complain, cow, emergency, exit, flustered, fly, forgets, kick, moment, omission, parrot, parrots, plane, plunging, reaching, seat, shaking, squawks, stewardess, stewards, strapped, surprised, thrown, unaccustomed, whisky, wrenched

Replies: 0
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2006 02:28 PM; by Phil Mac

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JOKES

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Patio Quote

Started by spartan, 4th August 2006 09:21 PM

$31000, 20%, 56sqm, 86sqm, alround, bsa, coater, comments, concrete, connection, council, dated, discount, dismantling, expensive, including, note, patio, powder, primed, registration, replacing, roof, stormwater, structure, submission, surprised, tad, total, winter

Replies: 2
Views: 2,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2006 09:56 PM; by journeyman Mick

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Interior/Exterior Paint - Who's The Best?

Started by Metal Head, 20th July 2006 08:05 PM

advance, archives, bunnings, cheers, choice, david, dulux, external, interior or exterior, interior/exterior, lady, litre, looked, makes, mixing, oil, paint, painting, paints, past, prefered, question, replies;, solarguard, surprised, thanking, tin, wattyl, weathershield, yearseek

Replies: 5
Views: 6,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 03:59 PM; by HappyHammer

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PAINTING

Strictly business

Started by Breslauer, 17th July 2006 03:25 AM

absolutely, boy, business, child, christ, class, correct, day, famous, finally, five-year-olds, giving, hamish, hand, heart, hymie, irish, jesus, jewish, kindergarten, lived, miss, money, moses, patrick, replied, sean, strictly, surprised, teacher

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 03:25 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Australian Values

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th May 2006 09:35 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

australian, australians, background, be?comments, contributed, defines, describe, discussion, economic, ethnic, fairly, fellow, forum, fourth, generation, lively, means, nation, overseas, phil, planet, politician, race, religion, spencer, surprised, time, values, words, wrong

Replies: 34
Views: 4,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2006 01:22 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

More Oil and orbital sanders

Started by greenie512, 2nd April 2006 11:19 AM

“float”, 600, coats, dud, easy, final, finish, finishing, happy, i’ve, inexperienced, interior, oil, orbital, organoil’s, pleasantly, pretty, products, project, promise, results, sanders, silk, simply, smooth, surprised, u-beaut, veneer, wet/dry, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2006 11:19 AM; by greenie512

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FINISHING

Post Count

Started by CameronPotter, 17th February 2006 03:18 PM

123, answered, assumed, automatic, cam, cheers, count, counted, earlier, looked, orange, post, posts, suppose, surprised, updated

Replies: 6
Views: 1,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2006 09:17 AM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Not the Happy New Year Thread !

Started by Gumby, 29th December 2005 07:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

already.cool, answer, break, closed, delete, happen, happy, multiple, post, refuge, rules, separately, started, surprised, thread, threads, track, wishes, year

Replies: 29
Views: 3,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2005 01:21 PM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The dentist

Started by joseph84, 21st September 2005 10:34 PM

bar, boosted, decide, dentist, drinks, easy, ego, feel, figure, gal, girl, girls, guy, hands, led, love, meet, replied, shirt, surprised, takes, trousers, washes, washing, watching

Replies: 1
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2005 09:08 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Removing a bath spout

Started by Larko, 5th September 2005 09:33 PM

absolutely, adam, bath, bathroom, boy, brute, cottage, crack, damn, dark, easiest, finished, fittings, larko, leverage, pipe, plain, post, redoing, remove, removing, replacing, spout, strength, suggestions, surprised, tap, unscrew, war

Replies: 6
Views: 3,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2005 07:27 PM; by Stylesy

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Should old Acquaintance be forgot

Started by Ashore, 27th June 2005 10:32 PM

acquaintance, attractive, beaming, check, counter, forgot, grocery, line, standing, store, surprised, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2005 10:32 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

what lurks beneath

Started by Greyham, 14th June 2005 07:44 PM

akin, amount, attached, bathroom, bathtub, beneath, caused, concerned, couple, damage, due, figured, fit, gather, house, leaking, line, lurks, mushroom, overly, pest, pics, renovation, sauce, shower, sooner, surprised, t-bone, termites, timber

Replies: 3
Views: 1,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2005 04:48 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Star Wars - Kiwi Remake

Started by silentC, 15th April 2005 03:32 PM

ago, fans, kiwi, remake, reminded, star, started, stumbled, surprised, wars

Replies: 2
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2005 04:02 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a poker player

Started by Cliff Rogers, 21st February 2005 10:28 PM

$500, abruptly, afternoon, agreed, bedroom, bob, bobs, closed, dressed, entering, friday, home, house, husband, jim, left, lump, p.m, player, poker, quickly, stop, sue, sum, surprised, table, throat, transaction, usual, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 10:38 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Doctors

Started by Geoff Dean, 15th October 2004 11:42 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:42 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Onions & Christmas Trees

Started by Baz, 13th October 2004 09:47 PM

answers, balls, birch, breasts, christmas, daughter, dead, dear, decoration, family, father, flexible, forties, husband, kinds, mans, mighty, mother, oak, onions, penis, phases, root, smiles, son, surprised, thirties, tree, trees, twenties

Replies: 0
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:47 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

a dogs life

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM

animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 06:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Swearing

Started by adrian, 8th May 2004 02:48 PM

automatically, bashings, chest, childish, children, depiction, edited, entertainment, forms, goodness, grow, incredible, mature, media, murder, people, popular, post, rape, reply, sake, sort, subjected, surprised, swearing, thread, treat, war, word------, world

Replies: 3
Views: 2,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2004 03:28 PM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Oil for cutting boards

Started by R. McCarthy, 9th October 2003 09:56 PM

bit, board, boards, confused, cutting, initially, no-no, oil, olive, read, roughly, surprised, time, treated

Replies: 10
Views: 36,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2004 02:11 AM; by gatiep

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FINISHING

SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy)

Started by Driver, 12th May 2003 11:10 PM

afterglow, age, apartment, bears, beauty, bottom, clothes, decides, guy, hot, impressed, intense, kiss, love, lying, mention, night, passion, prize, rip, rolls, scroll, sensitive, shelf, smiling, snag, steamy, surprised, teddy, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2003 06:52 PM; by waco

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JOKES

Shellawax

Started by John Saxton, 26th February 2003 08:41 PM

application, cheers, clock, credit, dubiously, due, finish, found, generous, grain, jarrah, johnno, kissin, life, pearler, power, prove, range, sceptics, shed, shelf, shellawax, staying, subjected, surprised, suspect, temperatures, trumps

Replies: 0
Views: 2,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2003 08:41 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
FINISHING

Irish toast

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:32 PM

andsaid, asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, top, wife, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:32 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Easy Come Easy Go

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 10:42 PM

bandsaw, counted, deli, easy, fixed, fixing, foreman, hannsen, happened, hell, howdy, johnno, kid, lad, left, lunch, replied, returned, shop, sooner, surprised, told, wait, wallet, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2002 10:42 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

dogs

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:51 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2002 07:51 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Randy bugger

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM

>>and, >>commented, >>damn, >>failed, >>lawrence, >>pumpkin, >>up, apparently, approached, approaching, bugger, car, county, embarrassment, evident, gwinnett, lawrence, looked, midnight, notice, officer, police, proceeded, process, public, pumpkin, randy, surprised, taylor, unaware

Replies: 0
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Best Comeback line ever

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:54 PM

alleged, apparently, approached, approaching, audience, brin, calgary, car, comeback, commented, embarrassment, evident, failed, froze, guess, line, midnight, notice, officer, patch, police, process, public, pumpkin, realize, screwing, surprised, taylor, unaware, ward

Replies: 0
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:54 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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