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Burglars

Started by Groggy, 29th July 2008 07:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

000, burglars, call, cameras, checking, club, degrees, enjoyed, hate, limping, lookout, neighbours, photo, pity, police, road, roof, rotties, scare, sliding, snack, sound, spoke, thieves, tiles, time, trot, video, window, yard

Replies: 36
Views: 5,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2008 10:49 AM; by GekoMan

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To buy or not to buy ....

Started by Rossluck, 25th July 2008 07:01 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 2,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2008 07:12 PM; by artme

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The Great White Shark

Started by Metal Head, 18th July 2008 07:47 PM

2003, birkdale, britain, british, collection, driving, fine, golf, golfer, great, greg, guidelines, hand-held, held, incident, jail, media, message, mobile, norman, offenders, outlawed, overnight, police, policeman, shark, teed, told, white, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:43 AM; by Gingermick

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The Thinking Blonde

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th July 2008 08:49 AM

alights, annoyed, approaches, approaching, arrives, blonde, boot, calmly, car, cardboard, constable, demands, disabled, emergency, explanation, flashers, flat, helloooooo, obscene, officer, pictures, police, road, stands, takes, thinking, traffic, tyre, vehicle, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:19 AM; by rrich

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Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 28th June 2008 09:42 AM

bank, criminal, dressed, interviewing, manager, notice, officer, police, replies, robbed, robbery, time, times, unusual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 04:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Crazy little joke

Started by munruben, 15th June 2008 09:41 AM

crazy, escaped, gaol, heard, joke, medium, midget, police, psychic

Replies: 1
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 08:26 PM; by joe greiner

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A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

agitated, blonde, car, cop, driver, drivers, dug, finally, found, handed, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, policewoman, progressively, pulled, purse, realize, red, replied, road, speeding, sports, square, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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Darling My Chips Smell Like.......

Started by Metal Head, 25th May 2008 06:42 PM

arrested, attempted, battles, cent, chips, cooking, country, crisis, darling, day, dinner, discovered, duped, economic, inflation, mining, mudzingwa, oil, police, preparing, remember, repeat, reported, short, smell, supply, town, unemployment, victim, zimbabwe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2008 06:42 PM; by Metal Head

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School 1977 vs. School 2007

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:38 PM

1977, 2007, banned, billy, billys, called, car, charged, class, college, confiscated, core, curriculum, dad, english, fails, jeffrey, johnny, mark, mary, mohammed, mowing, police, prison, psychologist, removed, scenario, school, teacher, video

Replies: 12
Views: 3,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 09:10 PM; by Poppa

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Police dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 02:49 PM

allan, bilingual, calendar, completing, condition, difficulty, dog, firstly, highly, interview, john, looked, meow, months, munruben, obstacle, officer, physical, police, poodle, qualified, romped, station, stole, stress, test, testing, tests, type, vacancy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 07:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Allan The Tappet-head

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st March 2008 10:31 AM

100, 2cv, allan, attention, bout, caught, chase, citroen, cop, eventually, feeling, fired, frisky, hospital, i.d, laps, metres, nurses, police, received, replied, souped-up, tappet-head, tappethead, town, wallan

Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 10:31 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Perjury

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th March 2008 11:37 AM

age, allan, blonde, coffee, cold, complained, court, day, days, earth, elderly, exclaimed, feed, friends, fronted, gaol, guilty, john, magistrate, meet, park, perjury, pleaded, police, pretty, proud, raped, replied, shop, yair

Replies: 0
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Theatre-in-the-park

Started by Rodgera, 7th March 2008 03:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 03:37 PM; by Rodgera

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Tassie Elm

Started by wheelinround, 28th February 2008 05:04 PM

aboriginal, article, bird, chainsaw, chopping, costs, court, cut, cutting, decided, elm, english, franklin, hanging, heard, hobart, including, led, paxton, people, police, protest, public, represented, square, steve, tassie, time, told, tree

Replies: 9
Views: 2,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 05:36 PM; by wayfarer

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Old Woody

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:28 PM

ambulance, arrived, burglars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied.ddrolleyes, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, tools, truck, waited, woodie, woody, yeh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:52 PM; by Sleeping Dog

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cops

Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:23 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 08:38 PM; by Bluegum

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Scams

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2008 11:28 AM

black, book, business, competition, computer, consumer, date, designed, details, dyson, fraud, giving, global, hand, holiday, hot, issued, lucrative, mass, nsw, offer, people, personal, police, scam, scams, supt, trick, users, warning

Replies: 7
Views: 2,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 10:12 AM; by Bob38S

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"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Cop this one

Started by Rodgera, 11th February 2008 10:51 PM

broke, cop, detectives, headquarters, police, stole, toilets

Replies: 2
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 11:38 PM; by scooter

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Party Boy was to become a Carpenter

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2008 01:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agent, attracted, australian, boy, building, carpenter, corey, damage, delaney, home, hoped, host, manager, markson, max, paid, parents, party, people, police, practice, pro, publicity, secret, site, teenager, time, unrepentant, world-wide, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 3,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 08:54 AM; by wheelinround

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Speeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd January 2008 03:05 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,876

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 10:19 PM; by Tonyz

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Police harrassment

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 08:08 PM

books, california, cars, codes, cop, cops, couple, day, driving, fast, focus, folks, guy, harass, harassed, harassing, harassment, harrassment, officer, people, person, police, reason, running, shift, single, special, time, town, traffic

Replies: 3
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 12:56 AM; by Eli

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Spirit Levels can kill

Started by wheelinround, 4th January 2008 08:43 AM

33-year-old, 57-year-old, argument, auburn, bizarre, campsie, carefull, fight, fled, handle, incident, intervened, kill, left, level, levels, motorway, offender, passenger, police, roadside, scene, south-west, spirit, stabbed, stranded, sydneys, time, van, victim

Replies: 5
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 06:10 PM; by againstthegrain

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Wouldn't we all like to do this

Started by Calm, 4th January 2008 09:30 AM

acted, asio, assessment, behaviour, bit, breath, car, condition, counts, court, defence, disqualified, driving, fwy, heard, joke, lawyer, local, past, person, police, psychiatric, situation, sound-thinking, station, test, told, waved, western, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 10:21 AM; by munruben

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Dead Canoeist Finally Turns Up

Started by Metal Head, 3rd December 2007 09:42 PM

5-½, agonising, anne, body, bringing, british, canoeist, central, close, darwin, dead, disappearance, family, finally, fit, found, informed, limbo, london, months, police, relatives, spent, spokesman, station, time, turns, walked, whereabouts, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2007 10:22 AM; by Metal Head

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From British newspapers (allegedly)

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th December 2007 05:56 PM

1945, 1946, allegedly, blown, bournemouth, british, coastguard, echo, evening, february, gale, garden, gas, guardian, height, heil, hitler, inflatable, lawn, middle, newspapers, police, public, purdey, recalled, repatriated, spelt, spokesman, week, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 05:56 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Paddy

Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 05:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Haven't had any blonde jokes for a while have we?

Started by Barry_White, 25th November 2007 07:52 AM

$20, airlines, bar, bet, blonde, branch, building, call, calls, commit, dog, dollars, dumb, forest, home, house, jokes, jump, k-9, money, news, oclock, police, redhead, replied, replies, rope, suicide, tree, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 01:21 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Alan speeding

Started by munruben, 23rd November 2007 01:52 PM

added, alan, call, called, circle, circling, common, continues, cop, enforcement, farms, flies, fool, hard, hey, horse, horses, law, moment, officer, officers, pause, police, replies, respect, rudely, speeding, ticket, uncomfortable, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 11:46 AM; by munruben

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Firewoodie's joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM

birthday, cocaine, cops, curse, cut, dying, firewood, firewoodie, gras, happy, hey, hiding, hope, house, inside, john, joke, maaaaaaate, munruben, phone, police, return, rings, station, time, warrandyte, wood, woodheap, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet

Replies: 20
Views: 3,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 06:55 PM; by pawnhead

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Stolen credit card

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2007 11:06 AM

allan, brazen, card, credit, dying, hope, matter, police, reporting, spending, stolen, thief, time, week, wife, wifes, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 11:06 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Fugitive Ends Up In Alligator's Jaws

Started by Metal Head, 14th November 2007 07:54 PM

alligator, alligators, american, body, danger, dead, divers, ends, evidence, fleeing, foot, fugitive, indian, jaws, killed, lake, live, mans, mauled, miccosukee, parked, police, recovered, released, reservation, resort, sign, tribe, warning, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:30 AM; by artme

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Stolen GPS Leads Police To Hideout

Started by Metal Head, 1st November 2007 07:45 AM

alerted, business, cat, contacted, curiosity, demonstration, development, doubt, equipment, fleetlink, funny, gps, griffith, hideout, killed, laugh, leads, location, manager, month, murray, outsmart, pack, plug, police, search, silly, stolen, thief, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 02:08 PM; by felixe

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Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

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Juggling driver?

Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 04:20 PM

act, blazing, car, cop, couple, doubtful, drinking, driver, driving, flaming, fluid, giving, glad, juggler, juggling, lighter, masterfully, matches, performance, police, quit, slows, starts, stopped, test, torches, watch, wife, wow, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 02:50 PM; by rrich

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QLD smart as whips

Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 12:49 PM

bar, breathalyser, car, centimetres, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, qld, remained, reversed, road, slowly, smart, started, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles, waited, whips

Replies: 1
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:23 PM; by Barry_White

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cannibal joins the police?

Started by munruben, 23rd September 2007 03:07 PM

cannibal, force, grill, hear, joined, joins, police, suspects

Replies: 4
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:44 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Allan failed the police test.

Started by munruben, 23rd September 2007 03:03 PM

allan, car, chased, country, criminals, driving, exam, failed, force, hesitation, hour, join, miles, night, oral, police, process, replied, road, seventy, sixty, taking, test, wallan

Replies: 1
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Stolen watch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 06:12 PM

allan, blink, centre, day, dying, eye, hope, local, matter, police, remember, report, rotten, sat, seat, shopping, stolen, taking, time, watch, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:13 PM; by scooter

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Eternal life pills

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 04:07 PM

1524, 1882, 1946, agree, allan, arrested, bloke, chin.d, claim, day, dying, eternal, fake, grin, hope, john, life, munruben, p.s, pills, police, previously, qld, selling, silentc, smile, time, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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West Africa, gold and romance

Started by Wongo, 13th August 2007 04:48 PM

afp, africa, assistant, australian, bamako, canadian, commissioner, convincing, email, embassy, federal, gold, gregor, involved, kidnappers, mali, morris, negotiated, operation, police, ransom, rescue, rescued, romance, team, telephone, tim, west, yesterday

Replies: 14
Views: 1,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 11:47 AM; by wheelinround

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Ted

Started by funkychicken, 24th July 2007 09:46 PM

bag, banana, berries, billy, bush, bushgranger, bushgranging, compliments.”, dreamy, foe.”, goat, holding, joe, laura, looked, loot, police, replied, ruffling, spoke, supatroopa, ted, toe, toe.”, voice, “here, “honestly, “she, “you, “…”

Replies: 4
Views: 5,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2007 07:30 PM; by ernknot

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A Woodies Yarn

Lock 'em up and throw away the key or hang 'em.

Started by journeyman Mick, 25th July 2007 01:26 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bloody, conditions, dealt, draw, government, hang, impact, incarceration, individual, key, legislation, life, lifetime, lock, low, mick, paedophile, parole, people, police, punishment, reflects, rehabilitated, rights, satisfactorily, society, societys, throw, townsville, values

Replies: 44
Views: 5,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 12:49 PM; by Glen

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You Made the News

Started by rrich, 15th July 2007 03:08 PM

$1000, ago, appears, blokes, board, california, chpies, cremation, diego, driver, famous, highway, incident, killed, mates, news, paid, patrol, pay, police, san, similar, stolen, tank

Replies: 12
Views: 2,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 11:26 AM; by silentC

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A blond moment

Started by munruben, 14th July 2007 09:42 PM

bag, blond, bottom, car, cop, cycle, driver, driving, duty, equally, exclaimed, found, handbag, handing, looked, luckily, mirror, moment, motor, officer, photo, picture, police, pulled, searched, speeding, started, ticket, tore, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2007 09:42 PM; by munruben

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an oldie but a goodie

Started by Sebastiaan56, 25th June 2007 08:50 AM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, goodie, heard, kmph, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, oldie, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2007 06:31 PM; by fred.n

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80 kph

Started by Tonyz, 8th June 2007 07:16 PM

80km/h, attached, cab, caller, company, dispatchers, driver, front, grille, guy, highway, kathy, kph, lodged, michigan, morton, police, pushing, red, release, ride, semi, sergeant, stepped, told, tony, truck, trucking, wheelchair, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2007 06:09 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Very droll

Started by craigb, 7th June 2007 04:12 PM

actions, admit, baby, bands, beatles-loving, beer, burglar, carry, chains, conscience, decided, droll, fine, hold, home, judge, life, listen, mccormack, night, police, run, sentenced, stole, thief, time, todd, wait, weight, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 04:12 PM; by craigb

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