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A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Girl's Night Out

Started by Incoming!, 6th April 2008 04:35 PM

$10, $20, $50, atm, attention, banned, bucks, butt, calls, card, cheek, club, egging, everyones, focused, friend, girl, girls, guy, guys, impress, licks, night, note, possibly, pulls, rest, stuck, swiped, top

Replies: 2
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 09:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Electrician Help

Started by Munky, 24th March 2008 01:40 PM

affect, appreciated, assumed, average, booming, break, business, callout, charged, correct, domestic, edit, electrician, fee, forum, girls, guys, hope, hourly, include, labour, price, questions, rules, shortage, sydney, time, trade, travelled, western

Replies: 5
Views: 2,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 10:17 AM; by Munky

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

How Many Legs???

Started by westpest, 14th March 2008 02:37 PM

answer, backpack, backpacks, brain, bus, cat, cats, correct, danf, driver, email, feeble, girl, girls, legs, math, mention, question, real, trick

Replies: 8
Views: 2,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 09:01 PM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why Allan doesn't Kiss Victorian Females

Started by wheelinround, 6th March 2008 04:59 PM

allan, allen, bathroom, causing, clean, cleaned, cleaner, demonstrate, difficult, dipped, educators, explained, females, girls, kiss, lip, lipstick, long-handled, maintenance, major, mirror, mirrors, news, night, prints, required, squeegee, teachers, toilet, victorian

Replies: 10
Views: 2,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 03:43 PM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Woodworker's dilemma

Started by MICKYG, 18th February 2008 06:24 PM

$5000, b----bs, biggest, box, business, cards, crafts, decided, dilemma, easily, extra, finally, galley, girls, hard, income, mike2tsup, projects, proposed, prospect, purchased, purchases, sell, source, spend, tools, van, wished, woodworker, “this

Replies: 5
Views: 1,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 10:19 AM; by Scally

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JOKES

A Politically Incorrect One For The Girls

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th February 2008 06:18 AM

floor, girls, incorrect, lay, life, politically, tiles, time, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 06:30 AM; by zathras

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JOKES

Who can find an answer different than 7.

Started by jow104, 10th January 2008 07:44 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

add, answer, buses, cats, divide, double, girls, hijacking, result, rolleyes, sacks, subtract, ten, time.rolleyes

Replies: 90
Views: 10,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 05:32 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Bubba's Sister's Kids...

Started by Eli, 13th January 2008 07:01 PM

answers, beautiful, boy, boys, brother, bubba, bubba;, bubbas, caused, coma, deep, denephew, denise, doctor, dohno, expecting, fall, girls, guess, idiot, kids, months, mother, pregnant, replies, sister, woman, worst, wow, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 05:53 PM; by Eli

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JOKES

kekemo,s birthday

Started by astrid, 13th January 2008 08:30 PM

astrid, birthday, forum, girls, guys, happy, hugs, kekemo, love, tranquil, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 08:30 PM; by astrid

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

plasterer needed for repair job - Bardon, Brisbane

Started by erich, 12th September 2007 10:53 AM

1000, 700mm, anguish, apparently, bardon, bit, brisbane, damage, discovered, door, feeding, finally, front, girls, guys, hey, hiding, hole, job, months, needed, noses, plaster, plasterer, plastic, repair, takers, termites, time, upshot

Replies: 7
Views: 2,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 09:56 PM; by smiley

Forum:
PLASTERING

Merry Christmas

Started by wonderplumb, 23rd December 2007 12:59 PM

boys, cand2tsup, christmas, drink, girls, merry, safe

Replies: 3
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 08:41 PM; by patty

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Spamalot

Started by Metal Head, 22nd December 2007 09:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 09:21 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ad for fruit pickers

Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 03:18 PM

fresh, fruit, girls, night, pick, pickers, produce, unmarried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 03:36 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Happiness

Started by chrisb691, 8th September 2007 06:58 PM

anniversaries, arrangements, birthdays, bring, capable, compassionate, compliments, courageous, dependable, determined, father, food, forget, forgetting, girls, happiness, happy, honest, lots, love, makes, passionate44, regularly, rich, shopping, space, stress, time, true, worrying

Replies: 5
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 04:37 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Past Mistakes - Tell us some of yours

Started by Black Ned, 26th July 2007 10:30 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

birthday, bought, boy, boys, card, carton, contents, dashed, dawn, disguise, dreams, eve, fortune, girls, late, mine, mistakes, morning, night, offended, paper, past, plain, product, rolls, spent, time, toilet, wrapping, wrote

Replies: 26
Views: 3,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 12:34 PM; by Glen

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A question for the girls.

Started by Terry B, 25th July 2007 12:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

answer, girls, question, speaks, stumped, woman, wrong

Replies: 15
Views: 2,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2007 11:54 PM; by kekemo

Forum:
JOKES

kitchen standards

Started by j0den, 20th June 2007 01:18 AM

australian, avoid, beat, bits, buy, buying, called, flatpack, girls, guysand, holds, importer, kitchen, kitchens, knowledgable, loking, paradise, park, price, product, reformaldyde, shortcuts, signing, standards, taking, thread, type, wetherill, worries

Replies: 11
Views: 3,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2007 02:42 PM; by Sybarite

Forum:
KITCHENS

Good Grief

Started by craigb, 13th July 2007 04:55 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 2,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2007 02:06 PM; by Capt. Zero

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Flogging stuff on eBay

Started by bitingmidge, 9th May 2007 02:51 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advice, appreciated, bit, bits, bought, boys, cheers, ebay, fees, flogging, girls, hints, hurry, interval, listing, love, miniscule, pay, pieces, polite, re-listing, righto, sell, selling, software, sold, stuff, throw, vintage, wait

Replies: 30
Views: 5,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2007 01:38 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

concrete base to lay pavers do i use sand or motar mix

Started by ceaser, 19th March 2007 05:22 PM

25mm, 300mm, 400mm, 50mm, base, bed, concrete, conduit, court, decided, girls, guys, lay, mix, mortar, motar, pavers, question, sand, screen, shell, yard

Replies: 6
Views: 24,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2007 08:30 AM; by varpy

Forum:
CONCRETING

NZ School Girls Take On A Multi National & Win

Started by Metal Head, 27th March 2007 09:25 PM

admitted, advertisements, advertising, auckland, blackcurrants, commerce, commission, company, content, corrective, court, customers, detectable, fine, fined, girls, glaxosmithkline, misled, multi, national, oranges, pushing, ribena, school, syrup, television, times, tuesday, vitamin, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2007 09:25 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A real scam- no joke dead set scam read this

Started by bricks, 11th February 2007 09:30 PM

$400, ashtray, belly, car, change, company, dead, eventually, girls, head, joke, leave, local, mobile, phone, pot, read, real, realise, scam, seduce, set, shopping, stolen, theve, time, times, wallet, week, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 2,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2007 10:02 PM; by bricks

Forum:
JOKES

funny phone call

Started by dadpad, 20th January 2007 10:41 AM

beckys, call, company, demolition, dunno, funny, girls, heard, irish, listen, phone, prank, time

Replies: 2
Views: 2,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2007 07:06 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Differences between Boys and Girls

Started by WoodGirl, 21st January 2007 09:59 AM

accidentally, age, attracted, baby, barbie, boy, boys, cut, dad, differences, dolls, dress, fingernails, girl, girls, giving, grow, instinctively, ken, kisses, makeup, mummys, painting, pick, play, start, stick, stop, sunday, talk

Replies: 9
Views: 3,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2007 07:27 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Lipstick

Started by fred.n, 20th January 2007 03:15 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2007 11:28 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
JOKES

Thanks

Started by fred.n, 14th December 2006 06:22 AM

bit, fireies, fourm, girls, guys, helping, involved, is/knows, job, pass, people, support, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2006 06:22 AM; by fred.n

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What finish?

Started by BryanMc, 2nd November 2006 08:26 PM

advice, apply, appreciated, boost, bores, bryan, built, cheers, completed, couple, ego, elsed, finish, finishingconfused, girls, glossy, grit, guys, hard, hundred, painful, photos, post, question, school, start, times, visited, wearing, woodworkeek

Replies: 6
Views: 2,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2006 01:38 PM; by custos

Forum:
FINISHING

The Cuckoo clock

Started by Eddie Jones, 17th November 2006 08:51 AM

a.m, cleared, clock, coffee, cuckoo, cuckooed, cuckoos, farted, giggled, girls, home, hours, husband, mad, margaritas, midnight, morning, night, passed, smashed, table, throat, time, times, told, totally, totals, tripped, wake, whew

Replies: 0
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2006 08:51 AM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
JOKES

Advice on invisible decking fasteners

Started by Mdub, 9th February 2006 10:35 PM

advice, australia, bad, boards, cheapest, deck, decking, dektights, expensive, fasteners, finish, girls, guys, hardwood, idea, information, invisble, invisible, joists, mdub, mention, merits, nails, popular, provide, read, recently, screws, skeptical, suitable

Replies: 14
Views: 9,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2006 04:32 PM; by LuckyDuck

Forum:
DECKING

hardening agent for Baltic pine boxes

Started by Zed, 26th October 2006 09:23 AM

actual, agent, baltic, banged, bit, boxes, couple, epoxy, fair, finish, girls, glory, harden, hardening, intended, material, pine, practice, question, resin, soft, thinking, timber, type, whcih, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 3,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2006 09:21 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
FINISHING

cubby house plans

Started by cyberhonky, 25th October 2006 10:45 PM

backyard, built, comment, cubby, effort, girls, guyp, guys, hard, house, kids, manufacturers, odd, plans, putting, question, summer, thinking, view, worth

Replies: 7
Views: 33,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2006 08:27 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Halloween

Started by Wongo, 30th October 2006 10:01 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

“no, ancestors, birdscool, celebrate, date, daylight, don’t, feeding, girls, guys, halloween, halloween?”, hey, isn’t, kicking, kids, know.p, lady, left.cool, list.rolleyes, look.cool, look.d, love, party”d, plenty, realised, sarcasticcool, stuff, thanksgiving, worship

Replies: 79
Views: 9,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 07:56 PM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I am in trouble again

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th October 2006 09:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

banished, breast, contribution, daughter, dinner, enlargements, female, feminine, girlfriend, girls, kinds, mind.confused, mouthful, night, operation, started, stated, talking, thinking, touch, trouble, understand, wasted, woman, workshop, wrong

Replies: 23
Views: 3,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2006 08:19 PM; by coastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

First Time

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM

boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 01:22 PM; by Jeff

Forum:
JOKES

Are boys always naughty?

Started by Wongo, 25th September 2006 01:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

anymore.mad, bastards.mad, behaves, boys, brothers, cried, damage, do.mad, door, easy, else’s, frankly, girl, girls, house, jasmin, kids, mad, mothers, naughty, option, parents, rhonda’s, told, view, what’s, wife, wrong, yelling, you’ve

Replies: 30
Views: 4,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2006 10:54 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Twits!

Started by TEEJAY, 21st September 2006 06:11 PM

30kph, 4wd, camera, dangnamit, fast, girls, grey, hairs, head, isn’t, laneway, lesson, mate, metre, metres, oblivious, past, ripped, road, run, scared, stage, steps, stopped, stunned, travelling, tripod, twits, wasn’t, wheel

Replies: 4
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2006 08:09 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moved: Never lie to little girls

Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:14 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 09:00 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

How domestic are you?

Started by Wongo, 21st August 2006 11:03 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bath, bigger, bit, clean, cleaning, cook, daily, dinner, domestic, floor, girls, home, house, housework, in-laws, ingredients, jobs, kinds, living, mess, morningo, news, ready, report, routine, spending, sweep, time, weekends, windows

Replies: 39
Views: 4,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2006 11:47 PM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Father of many

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th May 2006 09:47 AM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, dad, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:40 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

The cat and I (part 2)

Started by Wongo, 20th April 2006 12:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentd, bastard, blue, care, cat, changed, damn, didn’t, feed, girls, hell.mad, hilarious, in-laws, joke, left, litter, low, mountains, overseas, poor, reached, reminding, sadly, stunk, thing.mad, week, wife, worry, wrong, “don’t

Replies: 27
Views: 3,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2006 11:58 AM; by Zed

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

oldy but goody

Started by Christopha, 24th March 2006 10:34 PM

bar, blond, boss, brunette, caught, day, extra, female, fun, gardening, girls, goody, hey, home, house, husband, leave, leaving, normal, office, oldy, quietly, redhead, returns, sex, shell, sneaks, time, tomorrow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 10:34 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Drawing Attention...

Started by DanP, 14th February 2006 10:30 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

Replies: 72
Views: 7,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 06:54 PM; by Master Splinter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

For the Girls!

Started by Tikki, 3rd March 2006 09:09 AM

bitta, cheers, feel, fun, girls, guys, http://www.waxhoff.com, inclined, tikki

Replies: 2
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 08:51 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hair Cuts

Started by Neo, 1st February 2006 10:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adorable, arms, attention, clothes, cute, cuts, drapes, easier, fit, fluffy, funny, girls, god, hair, haircut, kidding, line, love, man1, man2, mens, neck, short, shoulder, shoulders, two-by-four, version, woman1, woman2, yeah

Replies: 38
Views: 3,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 10:57 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
JOKES

Tiling Question

Started by mrsxtro, 7th January 2006 12:02 AM

115, advice, approx, beginners, built, complete, couple, decks, definately, fellows, girls, house, husband, kitchen, laying, leave, living, metre, mrsxtro, professionals, question, splashbacks, square, tackle, tile, tiled, tiling, wondering, wood, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2006 04:16 PM; by JDub

Forum:
TILING

The official “please don’t post more wishes” stopper

Started by Wongo, 30th December 2005 11:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2006, boys, c’mon, do.p, don’t, girls, happy, official, post, stirrerd, stopper, wishes”, wongo, “please

Replies: 15
Views: 2,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2006 09:19 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Electricity usage??

Started by ozwinner, 29th December 2005 04:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$150, $350, assume, bill, boys, charge, companys, domestic, electricity, family, girls, home, mark, neighbour, power, quater, rekons, tools, usage, wondering

Replies: 43
Views: 5,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2005 02:17 PM; by fxst

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Intimations of mortality.

Started by Driver, 7th December 2005 10:12 PM

ashore, blokes, died, family, forums, friends, girl, girls, imagined, intimations, learned, lost, lovely, married, mate, mates, mortality, news, re-met, saddened, schooldays, settled, started, subsequently, thirty, time, touch, wandering, week, world

Replies: 8
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 04:50 PM; by Driver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another Blonde Joke

Started by normell, 17th October 2005 02:24 PM

blonde, brow, called, city, department, dig, digger, effort, fill, follow, furiously, girl, girls, hole, impressed, joke, moved, odd, partner, plants, public, putting, sick, sighed, street, suppose, team, three-person, trees, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 02:24 PM; by normell

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JOKES

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