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Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............

Started by Metal Head, 12th October 2006 08:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, appears, bathroom, bizarre, blast, body, building, burns, cleaning, damp, earthed, exits, impossible, lightning, mouth, rear, remember, rubber, sata, shoes, shot, shower, struck, tap, teeth, time, told, treated, wearing, woman

Replies: 29
Views: 3,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 06:15 PM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Peter Brock dies in accident

Started by bennylaird, 8th September 2006 04:24 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

accident, brock, brockie, died, dies, heard, peter, rally, reports, targa, unconfirmed

Replies: 69
Views: 9,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 08:11 PM; by cub3

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The end of an era in F1

Started by Stuart, 10th September 2006 02:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

8th, accident, ago, barrier, breaking, day, decision, declares, end, era, fan, fans, favour, feel, finalised, formula, head, michael, missed, questionable, record, retiring, sad, schumacher, season, strange, taste, time, tyre, win

Replies: 19
Views: 5,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2006 12:08 AM; by sliver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

BMW's

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th July 2006 05:26 PM

####, accident, answers, bmw, breaks, day, embarrassed, farted, fine, greets, hoping, inadvertently, lady, leather, lovely, madam, madame, materialises, nervously, price, professionalism, salesman, sir, time, touching, uncomfortably, upholstery, vehicle, walks, wind

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2006 05:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Freedom of Information

Started by journeyman Mick, 5th June 2006 02:08 AM

accident, appliances, application, attend, attendance, basically, bugger, coroners, died, fire, foi, freedom, grass, house, information, letter, motor, officers, poor, questions, record, report, responded, rural, stirrer, stubborn, tend, transcripts, vehicle, volunteer

Replies: 7
Views: 1,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 01:13 AM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

safety cut off switch question please

Started by masterblaster, 16th May 2006 09:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 24
Views: 5,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 11:48 AM; by masterblaster

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

An Accident Report

Started by JDub, 17th March 2006 04:25 PM

$300, 40-foot, accident, barrel, block, coming, fell, form, fortunately, fractured, ground, lbs, level, lost, materials, met, mind, pain, presence, rapid, report, rope, slowed, tightly, time, tools, top, tower, vicinity, weight$

Replies: 6
Views: 3,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2006 09:59 PM; by graemet

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JOKES

lapakahi beach. Hi.

Started by jow104, 21st February 2006 07:45 PM

accident, beach, breaking, chair, cut, fall, fell, hawaii, island, lapakahi, minor, owing, thumb, time, workshop

Replies: 1
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 08:21 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tragedy

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 08:00 AM

accident, air, blown, boy, call, carrying, children, discussion, exclaimed, finally, fire, force, friendly, hand, howard, loss, minister, missile, prime, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered, ___king

Replies: 3
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 04:14 PM; by Carry Pine

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Inattention punished

Started by Rocker, 7th January 2006 08:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100%, accident, accident-free, breaking, complacent, concentrate, damn, dangerous, finger, fortunate, gash, hand, inattention, incident, left, lot, luck, machine, middle, punished, ran, rocker, rule, shed, table, taught, ten, tip, week, worse

Replies: 29
Views: 4,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 09:24 PM; by Wongo

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SAFETY

Incidents, Accidents or Injuries when using a Triton.

Started by slr1968, 28th July 2005 12:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, accidents, adequate, advance, attachment, bashing, boss, clients, detailed, details, ensure, exercise, expanding, incident, incidents, injuries, injury, job, provide, research, response, safety, sean, task, training, triton, type, utilising, vocational, workbench

Replies: 19
Views: 5,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2006 03:22 PM; by rrich

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SAFETY

Shop-dog Sally

Started by Groggy, 25th November 2005 10:30 PM

accident, aggressive, cell, concerned, crap, deserve, foggy, folks, friends, furry, growth, helps, lot, love, lump, mast, mate, microscope, needle, procedure, results, sally, sample, shopdog, suggests, surgical, time, uneven, vet, walks

Replies: 12
Views: 2,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 11:24 PM; by maglite

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Tragedy

Started by Daddles, 27th November 2005 10:06 AM

accident, air, bloody, blown, boy, bush, carrying, children, classes, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, force, hand, loss, president, primary, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, visited, visiting, voice, volunteered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:06 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Farm boy

Started by Bluegum, 28th October 2005 10:49 AM

accident, accidentally, agreed, boy, break, corn, dinner, eat, farm, farmer, feel, finally, found, hearty, hey, insisted, lot, meal, mighty, nearby, nonsense, overturned, replied, road, son, thanked, tipped, upset, wagon, willie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2005 10:49 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Plastic type finnish on M.D.F.

Started by sprog1, 15th October 2005 03:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, board, carcasses, decent, doors, due, finnish, i.ve, idea, m.d.f, mdf, novice, partical, plastic, spray, stage, treat, type, useing, website, wife, woodworkers

Replies: 17
Views: 3,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 09:14 PM; by sprog1

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FINISHING

The Snake!

Started by Driver, 21st October 2005 10:25 PM

accident, accidents, agent, ago, bad, bastard, bit, bloke, coupla, don’t, fella, happen, hard, insurance, interviewed, mate, nah, penis, policy-, purpose, snake, tiger, wasn’t, you’ve

Replies: 4
Views: 2,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2005 08:13 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

how bright is george bush

Started by julianx, 1st October 2005 08:01 PM

accident, brazilian, brazillion, briefing, bright, bush, concludes, daily, display, donald, emotion, exclaims, finally, george, giving, hands, head, killed, nervously, president, rumsfeld, sits, soldiers, staff, stunned, terrible, watching, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 2,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2005 12:59 PM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

Notice

Started by Cliff Rogers, 13th July 2005 05:29 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2005 09:09 PM; by zathras

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JOKES

Think before you speak

Started by Ashore, 5th July 2005 01:27 PM

accident, balls, boy, child, danny, daughter, day, female, golf, husband, laugh, laughing, looked, news, night, nuts, pants, people, potty, pulled, replied, sister, speak, stopped, store, taco, thinking, time, tow, walked

Replies: 6
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2005 12:25 AM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

Bit sick..... minor prude alert....

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:33 PM

accident, afraid, alert, begins, bit, bladder, changed, clean, continued, continues, control, cries, day, diaper, diapers, doctor, hell, hospital, husbands, jones, loudly, minor, news, prude, shake, sick, smith, sobbing, spine, wails

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 09:48 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Mexican stand-off

Started by Peter R, 27th November 2004 08:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20.00, accident, blasts, bloke, blokes, car, cars, centre, coming, dirveway, double, driving, front, horn, insurance, kerb, mexican, peter, register, rego, road, saving, shopping, stand-off, standoff, swerve, swings, time, vic, woman

Replies: 18
Views: 3,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2004 07:34 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

graphic warning

Started by forunna, 2nd September 2004 11:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, alfred, becasue, blade, graphic, hospital, jsut, life, mangled, moulder, nthe, pictures, pretty, prince, real, remember, royal, rpa, safety, sit, spindle, stick, stump, surgen, telly, thinking, tidy, update, warning, woodshop

Replies: 16
Views: 4,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2004 02:11 PM; by silentC

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HAVE YOUR SAY

I just don't understand sometimes

Started by Peter R, 9th November 2004 07:45 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accident, coast, contract, danger, event, fire, habitat, horses, leiu, liable, method, muster, musterer, national, north, npws, nsw, park, parks, pathetic, payment, rampant, road, roam, running, sell, signs, suburbia, suggestion, understand

Replies: 31
Views: 6,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2004 10:04 AM; by barnsey

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tragedy

Started by Christopha, 12th August 2004 07:30 PM

accident, aircraft, blown, boy, carrying, children, conducting, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, fire, friendly, hand, latham, lead, loss, mark, missile, politician, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, stood, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 09:39 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

German motoring terminology

Started by DaveInOz, 16th June 2004 05:54 PM

accident, bluddifukkinnk, cars, code, dammundblastten, der, die, dipperenderdazzlubastad, exhaust, flahttfarts, fog, fraulein, fukkit, fur, german, highway, jam, kaffenundschpitpolluter, mit, motoring, ner, puttenfootdownen, rear, schpringentester, seat, terminology, traffic, tyres, und, wipenfurarsen

Replies: 7
Views: 2,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2004 06:38 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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JOKES

blocky bricky

Started by popawisky, 29th May 2004 04:08 PM

240, accident, approximately, barrel, blocky, bricks, bricky, building, fell, floor, form, fortunately, ground, hand, lbs, lost, lower, met, mind, pain, pile, presence, pulley, rapid, reporting, rope, slow, time, weighed, weight

Replies: 4
Views: 2,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 09:42 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Perfect Humans!

Started by JackoH, 19th August 2003 09:34 AM

accident, answer, car, christmas, claus, couple, driving, eve, existed, explains, humans, illustrates, joke, listen, noticed, perfect, reading, road, santa, scroll, scrolling, shes, stop, survived, toys, trust, vehicle, woman, women, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 09:34 AM; by JackoH

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JOKES

Lawyers

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 08:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 08:54 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Darwin awards

Started by Gino, 18th February 2003 10:07 PM

accident, awards, bullet, burns, caliber, chair, darwin, death, died, discharged, fuse, gas, hoy, killed, lighter, monday, news, nominee, police, poole, repair, shot, snyder, testicle, thurston, toronto, tree, truck, wallis, windows

Replies: 10
Views: 3,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2003 10:37 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Kiwi Bricklayer

Started by Geoff Sims, 15th October 2002 01:17 AM

$accident, approximately, barrel, bricklayer, bricks, broken, building, descent, explains, floor, form, found, fractured, ground, hand, kiwi, lay, legs, lower, mind, pile, presence, pulley, rapid, report, rope, slightly, vicinity, weighed, weight$

Replies: 2
Views: 2,086