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What can you say

Started by colbra, 25th May 2004 08:53 PM

car, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, continues, cup, daughter, father, front, husband, jail, kitchen, love, lowering, marry, night, remember, replies, seat, send, shotgun, shoved, sitting, softly, solemnly, table, tear, wife, wipes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2004 08:53 PM; by colbra

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Don't eat that!!!

Started by Christopha, 14th May 2004 03:21 PM

arsenic, buy, cheats, chemists, eat, husband, kill, lady, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, pocket, prescription, pulls, reaches, realize, sell, sex, tells, walks, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2004 07:50 PM; by Caliban

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deck footings into rocky ground

Started by wigfam, 3rd May 2004 12:27 AM

beam, cca, colour, concrete, construction, convince, coppers, deck, earth, footings, galv, galvanised, ground, guys, horizontal, joints, joist, leave, log, materials, natural, neat, paint, rail, rocky, treated, type, wife, Ø16mm, Ø80mm

Replies: 4
Views: 6,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2004 06:12 PM; by griffo

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DECKING

Which MDF finish?

Started by Smiffy, 1st February 2004 05:21 AM

advance, ash, bear, colour, common, country, cream, distressed, doors, finish, hard, kitchen, laminated, mdf, newbie, paint, preferred, preparation, question, ray, realise, smith, started, type, wearing, wife, worktop

Replies: 4
Views: 3,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2004 06:03 PM; by Smiffy

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FINISHING

Out Of Use

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:14 PM

anymore, arrived, birthday, bought, brought, called, cold, color, discarded, hear, home, house, husband, jeans, leave, lovely, pair, pants, perfectly, shocked, shopping, storm, style, suit, sweater, torn, trip, wife, woman, wore

Replies: 0
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:14 PM; by Baz

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You're Getting Older When

Started by Barry_White, 18th April 2004 02:14 PM

addressed, alarm, applying, bifocals, burn, clock, coat, day, dialing, distance, fortune, haired, house, intolerant, midnight, oil, older, painting, people, red, rest, stand, startled, street, temptation, time, timer, town, wears, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 2,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 03:34 PM; by Barry_White

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Army

Started by Baz, 18th April 2004 10:33 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 10:33 AM; by Baz

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Am I Normal???

Started by ash, 17th March 2004 04:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6.my, ash, build, cleaning, convert, cutoffs, day, due, expect, head, hear, individuals, likes, lovely, matchbox, mind, normal, powertools, prefer, rear, ryan, ryobi, save, set, shelves, sized, symptoms, warped, wife, workmanship

Replies: 28
Views: 6,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2004 08:23 PM; by outback

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HAVE YOUR SAY

The Mistress

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:42 PM

arm, barbados, beautiful, club, decision, dinner, friend, garage, husband, infinity, jim, kiss, lexus, mistress, mouthed, mutual, paris, prettier, replies, restaurant, shopping, summers, table, trips, tuscany, walks, wife, winters, woman, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:42 PM; by Geoff Dean

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Hitman

Started by Baz, 19th March 2004 08:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2004 08:08 PM; by Baz

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Honest Answers

Started by outback, 17th March 2004 06:53 PM

adam, answers, apple, ark, bible, bread, called, catholic, commandment, elementary, eve, god, heard, honest, jesus, jews, joshua, led, mary, miricle, moses, mother, people, school, son, spelling, test, told, wife, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2004 06:53 PM; by outback

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Re-painting powder-coated window frames

Started by Driver, 6th March 2004 11:34 AM

advice, approach, coating, col, considered, descendants, expert, family, fellas, frames, gday, initial, job, key, lightly, live, paint, powder, powder-coated, powdercoated, primer, provide, re-painting, repainting, residence, significant, time, wife, window, windows

Replies: 9
Views: 20,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2004 08:29 PM; by Sprog

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PAINTING

floorboards

Started by charlie, 18th February 2004 10:22 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 5,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2004 07:48 AM; by charlie

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FLOORING

Antique White? Finishing

Started by fastcar, 28th February 2004 02:16 PM

achieve, actual, advice, antique, appearance, appreciated, build, finish, finishing, grains, loves, offer, paint, proper, restain, sand, slight, slightly, ssome, stain, type, vanity, varnish, white, wife, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 2,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2004 05:30 PM; by Shane Watson

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FINISHING

It's Logical really

Started by Kev Y., 10th February 2004 05:48 AM

active, assume, bedroom, beer, builders, built, children, chris, explain, garden, goldfish, house, james, logical, married, mate, nights, offence, pond, regular, scientist, seated, sexually, stockbroker, suggest, suit, toilet, week, wife, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 06:53 PM; by AlexS

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Not Welcome

Started by craigb, 30th January 2004 09:50 AM

abstain, admitted, afternoon, bible, bunnings, carnal, church, cold, couple, hanging, head, lust, managed, means, minds, month, overcome, paint, pastor, prayer, reached, reading, sex, shamefacedly.you, showers, stated, unbearable, understand, week, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2004 04:03 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

The Mother-In-Law

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 02:21 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, land, mother-in-law, motherinlaw, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 08:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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Have a nice day

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 09:56 AM

13th, accelerated, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speed, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 09:56 AM; by stephenmeddings

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Family Reunion

Started by vcohen, 17th December 2003 08:15 AM

adelaide, airfares, brother, call, calling, calls, cheersp, christmas, coming, dad, divorced, elderly, family, hangs, hate, hear, immediately, misery, paying, phone, reunion, screams, sick, single, sister, son, sydney, talking, tomorrow, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2003 08:15 AM; by vcohen

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JOKES

Domestic Harmony

Started by silentC, 1st December 2003 04:53 PM

afternoon, boys, corner, days, domestic, entire, eye, finally, fine, friday, golf, harmony, home, husband, left, monday, paycheck, playing, replied, results, spending, stayed, swelling, thursday, tirade, tuesday, watch, wednesday, weekend, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2003 04:53 PM; by silentC

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JOKES

Looking for low voltage DC motors

Started by Oldblock, 27th November 2003 07:49 PM

australia, bit, building, cart, field, folks, gardening, invalid, low, motors, narrows, outfit, power, ray, sells, services, voltage, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 4,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2003 06:48 PM; by Oldblock

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Woodcutter

Started by oges, 21st November 2003 09:36 AM

appeared, axe, axes, benefit, care, catherine, cried, crying, day, fallen, fell, honesty, honourable, jennifer, lies, lopez, lord, moral, poor, reason, replied, river, sticking, story, untruth, water, wife, wives, woodcutter, zeta-jones

Replies: 0
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2003 09:36 AM; by oges

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An early morning call

Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 04:04 PM

ago, alright, answer, ashamed, broke, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, early, helped, he’s, husband, inebriated, it’s, mate, months, morning, pouring, push, rain, remember, reply, slightly, stranger, swing, told, wife, yair

Replies: 0
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 04:04 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Use this with care...

Started by AlexS, 29th October 2003 09:59 PM

bed, blokes, breakfast, broke, care, clothed, collapsed, death, forward, happily, harlot, home, laid, loves, married, mum, nasty, pulling, pyjamas, shes, son, staggerd, starting, strides, sweet, table, tonight, trick, wanton, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2003 09:59 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Great Guys

Started by Caliban, 27th October 2003 09:21 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2003 10:22 PM; by DarrylF

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

10 bucks for a homeless man

Started by waco, 21st October 2003 07:28 AM

beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, food, furious, gamble, gambling, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, red, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 2,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2003 07:28 AM; by waco

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various

Started by Neo, 10th October 2003 01:21 PM

answers, ball, bob, bogey, box, bunker, carton, couples, cover, doctor, green, hole, husband, job, knock, mine, patients, pharmacy, reality, replied, set, shot, shots, tampons, time, toys, understand, voice, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2003 01:21 PM; by Neo

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JOKES

The Importance Of Using Correct Email Addresses

Started by DPB, 8th October 2003 03:08 PM

addresses, arrived, attack, checked, correct, decided, email, expecting, fainted, fell, floor, florida, friends, glory, heart, hope, hot, husband, importance, message, messages, minneapolis, p.s, reading, relatives, rushed, son, widow, widows, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2003 03:08 PM; by DPB

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JOKES

Debt

Started by Baz, 13th September 2003 09:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2003 09:03 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Imagine Doorstop as a Farmer

Started by waco, 13th September 2003 10:30 AM

alien, aliens, bedroom, bit, dinner, doorstop, ear, earth, farmer, female, fix, imagine, left, life, male, mars, night, no-one, penis, ship, sighs, sitting, spaceship, starts, swapping, takes, tea, tugs, undressed, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2003 03:51 PM; by waco

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JOKES

How 'bout a toolmaking forum?

Started by silentC, 2nd September 2003 04:52 PM

bit, bout, buy, creating, day, doodads, forum, gauges, handtools, happened, inspired, jig, jigs, major, oddball, panic, pics, post, pretty, reckon, reviews, thinking, tool, toolmaking, tools, where/what, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2003 01:05 AM; by Neil

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

7 Degrees of Blonde

Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM

blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2003 03:53 PM; by Simple

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JOKES

Communication

Started by caterer, 22nd August 2003 04:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2003 04:17 PM; by caterer

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Wife

Started by Baz, 13th August 2003 09:48 PM

biker, consversation, d.i.n.k.y, double, ecologist, elevator, etc.p, guy, guys, income, intelligent, iron, kids, peaceful, professional, r.u.b, replies, rich, strike, stuck, urban, wash, wife, woman, y.u.p.p.i.e

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2003 09:48 PM; by Baz

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Pharmacist

Started by Baz, 2nd August 2003 08:51 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2003 08:51 PM; by Baz

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A little humor

Started by DonN, 29th July 2003 10:17 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, humor, land, mother-in-law, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2003 10:17 PM; by DonN

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Now what????????

Started by DavidG, 10th April 2003 08:50 PM

12+, awards, book, bored.com, browsing, carpel, computer, confused, cut, darwin, entries, entry, grounded, hand, ideas, including, kbd, lists, myths, nuts, re-read, read, reject, sick, slush, tool, tunnel, urban, weeks, wife

Replies: 13
Views: 3,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2003 10:21 PM; by DavidG

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Removing Wax finish

Started by Wayne Davy, 31st May 2003 08:39 PM

bees, book, boss, bought, contact, finish, hutch, loaned, mate, neils, paint, painting, possibly, prepare, read, remove, removing, surface, tomorrow, wax, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 3,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2003 11:37 AM; by dirtfinger

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FINISHING

comprehending engineers

Started by Gino, 12th June 2003 08:12 PM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, comprehending, discussing, doctor, engineer, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, guys, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, replied, smiled, stay, time, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2003 02:57 AM; by Keith Jeeves

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JOKES

Vaseline

Started by Baz, 9th April 2003 10:52 PM

asleep, bathroom, bowl, day, eyes, farting, fingers, floor, footsteps, frantic, god, grace, guts, husband, laughing, morning, raced, reckoned, revenge, scream, shorts, sound, stop, tears, told, torture, turkey, upstairs, vaseline, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2003 10:52 PM; by Baz

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Good Samaritan

Started by Gino, 18th February 2003 10:12 PM

answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, good, guy, guys, helped, husband, morning, oclock, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, samaritan, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2003 10:12 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

The value of Undies

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:33 PM

car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, found, glaringly, head, hood, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, regaining, shorts, stand, staring, stepped, stitches, tucked, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:33 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Irish toast

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:32 PM

andsaid, asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, top, wife, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:32 PM; by Gino

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Going Up

Started by Jon, 3rd February 2003 01:30 PM

$1000, bedroom, bit, builder, buy, decided, decision, endings, excuse, forum, happy, heard, home, horror, internal, joinery, jon, labour, money, painting, price, save, scope, square, stories, team, toys/tools, traps, tricks, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2003 06:46 PM; by Iain

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

The Witness

Started by Gino, 3rd February 2003 06:12 PM

agreed, blanket, bought, budget, business, cab, cabby, cabin, catches, club, cold, corvette, country, cover, cruiser, day, driver, dues, generous, home, husband, looked, monthly, paid, pays, quietly, returning, trip, wife, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2003 06:12 PM; by Gino

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simple maths

Started by Eastie, 24th January 2003 11:29 AM

arrived, boy, breakwater, brilliant, dear, easily, faxed, happy, home, hope, hotel, hurt, husband, letter, lot, mathematician, mathematics, maths, midnight, pool, professor, read, receive, simple, sincerely, time, times, wait, waiting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2003 11:29 AM; by Eastie

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JOKES

Help with dressing table

Started by finnster, 7th November 2002 09:39 AM

60-70, antique, attack, bare, colour, destroying, distance, dressing, fas, finishing, fix, guys, mother, project, sand, sander, scratches, simply, sort, stains/brands, start, table, top, type, varnish, walnut, wife, wood, woodworking, wrong

Replies: 12
Views: 3,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2002 11:09 AM; by finnster

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FINISHING

Relatives

Started by Baz, 8th November 2002 09:44 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2002 09:44 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

File This

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 10:55 PM

assistant, bastard, buy, chs, city, counter, couple, customer, deside, file, handed, hardware, johnno, kilos, leaves, local, nails, purchased, replied, shop, smiled, sons, thatll, waited, walks, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2002 10:55 PM; by John Saxton

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Sheep Fries

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:38 PM

breeding, castrated, day, difficult, evening, farmer, females, french, fries, gotta, guy, hand, hell, hired, home, hurt, inferior, male, ran, settled, sheep, supper, task, tasty, throw, told, weirdest, wife, worker, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2002 09:43 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

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