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Another blonde joke

Started by MICKYG, 26th January 2008 11:52 AM

adult, apologized, blond, blonde, called, calls, cleaner.’”, clerk, complain, defective, disappointment, drives, home, joke, movie, rent?”, rented, replied, screen, static, static.”, store, tape, there’s, title, vcr, video, ‘head, “it’s, “which

Replies: 1
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 02:59 PM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
JOKES

Australia Day Poem

Started by Waznme, 25th January 2008 11:05 PM

….coming, air, australia, beach, birth, bit, blessings, brighter, count, country, day, earth, flag, grateful, hear, home, lot, nomadic, people, poem, politicians, purer, sandy, shores, stand, sun, waikiki, water, world, you’ll

Replies: 2
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 10:48 AM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Party Boy was to become a Carpenter

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2008 01:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agent, attracted, australian, boy, building, carpenter, corey, damage, delaney, home, hoped, host, manager, markson, max, paid, parents, party, people, police, practice, pro, publicity, secret, site, teenager, time, unrepentant, world-wide, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 3,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 08:54 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New floor shrunk - need advice

Started by efar, 25th January 2008 05:09 PM

1mm, 3mm, advice, appreciated, attempt, board, boards, builder, cracks, expand, floor, floors, gum, home, lasting, possession, shrink, shrunk, solution, spotted, watering, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 2,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 11:45 PM; by MrFixIt

Forum:
FLOORING

Moved: New floor shrunk - advice?

Started by efar, 25th January 2008 11:24 PM

1mm, 5mms, advice, attempt, builder, close, floor, gaps, gum, home, lasting, possession, shrunk, solution, spotted, spraying, water

Replies: -
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 07:57 PM; by aaron.aafjes

Forum:
FLOORING

Political thief

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2008 10:33 PM

1000, bushes, cried, day, demanded, fairly, hard, home, jumped, late, masked, money, night, p.m, political, politician, politicians, sudden, thief

Replies: 2
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 07:43 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

installing ceiling fans

Started by notenoughtoys, 18th January 2008 11:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

active, bought, ceiling, chose, control, controlled, earth, fan, fans, home, install, installation, installing, leave, light, lights, neutral, power, purchased, remote, run, running, salesman, simple, sort, strand, switch, told, wire, wires

Replies: 29
Views: 5,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 04:46 PM; by elkangorito

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Need Urgent Help!!

Started by NewHomeOwner, 18th January 2008 08:57 PM

$600, $795, 2600mm, 2800mm, beautiful, cheapest, condition, dealer, door, found, garage, guys, half, hey, home, install, looked, measurements, n.s.w, newhomeowner, person, roller, sell, selling, solved, supply, urgent, weeks, wondering, xoxoxo

Replies: 4
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2008 11:34 PM; by Make it work

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Bamboo Flooring

Started by madrat, 11th October 2007 12:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

5years, appreciated, aware, bamboo, bedrooms, brought, dirt, effect, exception, factor, floating, floor, flooring, furniture, home, house, laminates, laying, moving, normal, provide, renovating, research, sandpaper, shoes, slide, tear, wear, wet

Replies: 20
Views: 27,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2008 11:29 AM; by madrat

Forum:
FLOORING

Out of luck

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st January 2008 12:39 PM

allan, attractive, avail, bloke, calendar, conversation, dance, dumps, engage, girl, home, ignoring, introduced, lass, lively, luck, mate, meeting, months, night, persist, photo, send, stole, success, suggested, time, view

Replies: 0
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 12:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

New job

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th January 2008 10:05 PM

allan, arrived, barry, breaks, calendar, coffee, excited, fantastic, found, holidays, home, job, monday, months, morning, paid, pay, perks, pleased, replied, sounds, start, stole, terrific, wife, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 12:25 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Cornice fine crack repair?

Started by Novi, 15th January 2008 11:31 AM

appeared, appreciated, complete, corner, cornice, crack, cracks, diy, fine, home, ignoramus, joins, months, noticeable, noticed, novice, plastering, question, recently, repair, repaired

Replies: 4
Views: 7,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2008 01:32 AM; by Slobba

Forum:
PLASTERING

Just Joking of Course

Started by MICKYG, 17th January 2008 08:57 PM

;bno, age, application, centrelink, chest, curly, disability, dropped, excitedly, experience, grin, hair, home, joking, license, office, pants, processed, proof, revealing, security, shirt, silver, social, told, unbutton, verify, wife, woman, “that

Replies: 2
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Metal angle for garage door beam

Started by BjornMiller, 17th January 2008 09:00 PM

access, acquiring, angle, appreciated, array, beam, bjorn, building, cheers, door, doors, garage, home, including, initial, investigation, metal, metres, post, products, recommend, recommendation, removing, renovation, single, size, start, thickness, vast, websites

Replies: 2
Views: 2,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 08:55 AM; by DvdHntr

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Old joke - not in kilometres.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th January 2008 08:35 PM

114, allan, bloke, calendar, called, drunks, feels, foggy, gravestone, home, joke, joker, kilometres, laugh, lit, lived, lost, main, match, melbourne, miles, months, night, replied, road, staggering, stole, wandered, worth, yep

Replies: 3
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 05:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Bumpy walls. Is it paint?

Started by Laura0381, 13th January 2008 06:58 PM

1960s, anyting, bedrooms, bubble, bubbling, bumpy, coats, effort, extreme, home, hope, house, ideas, paint, partner, peels, piece, plastic, question, rennovating, scrape, stick, sticky, stripper, strips, stuff, tested, thick, walls, worries

Replies: 1
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 02:05 PM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
PAINTING

Heritage Home? Rules of renovation. Help please.

Started by Shannon Nash, 8th January 2008 10:11 AM

add, advice, authority, bought, built, can/cant, cheers, gudday, helping, heritage, home, house, including, landscaping, listed, mate, nashy, outdoor, period, questions, renovation, rules, specialise, stuff, taking, time, tradies, victoria, wardrobes, ~1860s

Replies: 4
Views: 2,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 01:54 PM; by totoblue

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Wall Fasteners Question

Started by RedRaven, 14th January 2008 05:48 PM

2tsup, action, cabinet, doh, drier, drilled, enjoying, fasteners, fine, hammer, heavy, hole, home, intended, kilos, larger, learner, local, metho, odds, paper, plenty, plugs, question, removing, screwed, tumble, wall, water, wonky/much

Replies: 8
Views: 3,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 08:06 PM; by Burnsy

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

NEVER tick off a woman

Started by wheelinround, 14th January 2008 02:57 PM

annoyed, bed, borne, cut, eye, fire, gleam, hack, hand, handle, home, husband, husbands, nope, picked, removed, revenge, screamed, set, shed, stop, strength, super-human, terrified, tick, time, tool, wife, woman, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 04:50 PM; by mcarthur

Forum:
JOKES

Electrician cost

Started by tetra, 31st July 2007 11:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

charged, controllers, cost, domestic, electrical, electrician, expected, fan, fans, hardware-, home, hour, install, labour, light, lights, materials, power, providing, replace, switches, wire

Replies: 22
Views: 13,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 08:08 AM; by glenne79

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

What equipment to buy for finishing work?

Started by wixy, 5th January 2008 10:46 AM

$400, $500, brush, built, buy, equipment, finish, finishing, guessing, home, paint, professionally, recommend, speakers, spend, stain, suffice, thinking, varnish, work

Replies: 11
Views: 2,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 10:40 PM; by astrid

Forum:
FINISHING

A talk with Grandma

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 11:10 AM

allan, arrived, calendar, contact, dead, eyes, girl, glorious, grandma, heaven, home, low, medium, months, muttering, progress, question, replied, rolling, school, seance, skies, speaking, stole, talk, tone, trance, trembling, voice, whilst

Replies: 5
Views: 2,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:51 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Queensland Farmer

Started by Terry B, 11th January 2008 12:09 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, finally, greg, helps, home, mate, message, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, queensland, replied, shifting, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably

Replies: 1
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:25 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
JOKES

Renovations - Increasing Value

Started by Digit, 9th January 2008 12:50 AM

1st, 2nd, advance, bathroom, car, concern, deck, gains, hands, haul, home, hot, house, ideas, increasing, internal, jobs, level, lot, planned, pool, renovation, renovations, rumpus/home, stairs, system, theatre, time, water, wrong

Replies: 10
Views: 2,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 04:24 PM; by MikeT

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Ray went hunting

Started by munruben, 10th January 2008 12:10 AM

action, bear, chance, click, decided, fish, fishing, hear, heave, hole, home, hunting, ice, idea, intent, lay, left, load, lovely, minute, missed, muster, plan, polar, ray, rifle, trophy, wait, wheel, wheeled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 08:55 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

BSA guarantees on an owner built home

Started by tobydogger, 5th January 2008 12:26 PM

advice, appreciated, bsa, builder, built, carpenter, caveat, contract, easy, guarantees, harder, home, house, include, jobs, landscaping, major, manage, owner, painting, people, plan, plumber, project, property, sell, tiling, trades, understand, whilst

Replies: 10
Views: 2,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 08:01 PM; by tobydogger

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Hinchinbrooke schoolkid

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 10:49 AM

allan, bleeding, bruised, calendar, ear, grandson, hinchinbrooke, home, kid, lost, months, nose, ray, rays, replied, school, schoolkid, stole, time, upset, wife, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:28 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Game of cricket

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:21 PM

allan, balls, brett, calendar, cricket, disappointed, eagerly, game, gra, hand, home, invited, lee, m.c.g, mate, months, proceeded, sat, seat, stole, test, umpire, ventured, warrandyte, watch, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Hebel Costs

Started by jaypee, 13th July 2006 10:25 PM

approx, blueboard, costs, couple, easy, existing, hebel, home, house, idea, questions, recladding, retrofit, slightly, sold, storey

Replies: 9
Views: 25,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 07:07 AM; by malachi

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

What to do when timber company can't deliver

Started by JP77, 5th January 2008 07:39 PM

bit, board, chamfer, company, cuts, deliver, delivery, door, failure, feel, finally, hard, home, itemiser, jambs, left, main, misdirection, pick, pine, purchase, question, read, reason, refund, stock, timber, time, waited, yard

Replies: 10
Views: 2,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:00 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Odd ? - Decking and Pool Table

Started by beamo, 4th January 2008 03:59 PM

400kg, 90x19, 90x90, allen, built, deck, decking, dining, home, honestly, idea, improvement, joists, merbau, moment, move, moved, odd, people, pool, reasonable, support, table, tim, time, top, views, weatherproof, wheels, wide

Replies: 4
Views: 1,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 08:09 AM; by brynk

Forum:
DECKING

Cleaning Leather Lounge

Started by patty, 13th December 2007 04:54 PM

afternnon, anway, bag, cheers, cleaning, day, dry, forgot, forum, girlie, guys, home, ink, intelligent, leather, looked, lounge, missus, people, picked, plenty, raining, red, replys, shop, soaked, stains, topics, transfered, write

Replies: 4
Views: 6,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 11:56 PM; by tobydogger

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

New house - floating timber

Started by goraek, 1st January 2008 12:17 PM

105, advance, advise, built, calculated, company, decent, decking, floating, floor, forum, gates, gum, home, house, information, installation, job, melbourne, metre, price, properly, provide, recently, spotted, timber, veneered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 09:07 AM; by brynk

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

How best to insulate a room

Started by noodle, 4th January 2008 07:43 PM

afternoon, converting, existing, heat, home, house, insulate, insulating, internal, line, lined, located, material, moment, office, reduce, room, strength, sun, walls, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 07:43 PM; by noodle

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Jocks, Socks, Singlets and things

Started by Ivan in Oz, 4th January 2008 07:13 AM

apply, clean, clothes, couple, drawers, epay~doh, forward, gday, gear, home, ideas, jocks, late, people, photos, rest, shed, similaru, singlets, smellybum, socks, sort, sorting, soxes, speaking, straight, things, threads, trouble, wendy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 07:13 AM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

square or round???

Started by benzine, 2nd January 2008 01:24 PM

canberra, cheers, cooling, diffusers, evaporative, home, installed, location, mark, round, square, vent

Replies: 2
Views: 1,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 04:35 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Older Than Dirt

Started by wheelinround, 16th December 2007 07:27 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bottle, burned, called, car, card, dad, delivered, died, dirt, fast, food, french, growing, home, house, irons, ladies, memories, milk, movies, older, phone, pizza, remember, remembered, sat, signals, soccer, switches, telephone

Replies: 35
Views: 5,978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 10:14 AM; by MICKYG

Forum:
JOKES

Kit Home Companies

Started by tobydogger, 30th December 2007 10:17 PM

8.5m, adhere, bridging, build, companies, contemporary, current, demolishing, floor, flow, garage, ground, home, i.e, ideas, kit, levels, living, overland, permitted, pipe, project, property, q50, recommend, required, running, stormwater, suppliers, underneath

Replies: 3
Views: 2,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 10:18 PM; by tobydogger

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Woodford Folk Fest

Started by Andy Mac, 31st December 2007 04:47 PM

2tsup, bench, camp, caravan, day, days, entertainment, excellent, fest, festival, folk, food, fun, grounds, half, home, mobile, people-watching, ran, return, roof, setup, shadow, stick, usual, visible, whittling, wonderful, woodford, workshops

Replies: 3
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 09:09 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barry and Allan's job interview

Started by munruben, 27th December 2007 09:20 AM

air, allan, allans, annoyed, barry, barrys, benefit, bit, chop, choppers, enrolled, exclaimed, force, hears, home, interview, interviewer, job, mate, papers, people, pile, pilot, proudly, sighed, sign, surely, tells, wait, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 08:16 PM; by billbeee

Forum:
JOKES

Backblocking Ceiling?

Started by memphis, 24th December 2007 01:55 PM

2nd, 600, addition, backblocked, backblocking, battens, blocked, butt, ceiling, centres, gyprock, home, issue, joins, lot, noticed, parallel, photo, plaster, post, recently, roof, running, sheeted, sheets, steel, story, tonight, wednesday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 07:40 PM; by addo

Forum:
PLASTERING

The Mean spirited Boss at Christmas

Started by obee60, 23rd December 2007 09:03 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

boss, break, celebrate, christmas, christmasd, crew, customary, day, department, email, encourage, families, home, housekeeping, job, manager, meal, merry, night, normal, normal.~, past, practice, reckon, spirited, telling, time, waiting.no, watch, xmas

Replies: 22
Views: 2,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 11:05 PM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

End of retirement...

Started by Shedhand, 22nd December 2007 12:43 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2008, 2tsup, 4th, bit, bloody, brother, builder, cancer, caught, daughter, died, drip, end, extension, federal, flooded, gonna, grace, granddaughter, home, howard, isabella, jan, job, john, kill, mum, retirement, shed, time

Replies: 18
Views: 3,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 09:28 AM; by Shedhand

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Only a woman

Started by ravlord13, 24th December 2007 02:55 PM

aging, club, consideration, difficult, dinner, easy, eating, extra, finished, golf, half, home, hour, impossible, job, lunch, oversensitive, pete, rest, retirement, sandy, sit, table, tact, time, wife, woman, women, worse, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 03:16 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Christmas with Louise

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th December 2007 10:29 AM

adult, bark, bottom, brother, buy, candidates, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, girl, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hours, louise, louises, morning, naked, noticed, panty, pantyhose, santa, shop, suddenly, talking, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 11:52 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Safety switch tripping

Started by atregent, 21st December 2007 12:33 PM

circuit, eventually, folk, freezer, fridge, happened, home, idea, melbourne, overkill, rcd, safety, saftey, set, storm, switch, tripped, tripping, weather, wild, worried, yesterday

Replies: 14
Views: 4,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 10:25 AM; by weisyboy

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The Great Work Con

Started by wheelinround, 8th December 2007 10:38 AM

2tsup, afford, business, cost, doubt, employers, employment, feel, fees, forum, great, home, interstate, jobs, leaving, left, move, people, permit, pose, promises, qualified, questions, read, regulations, section, success, taxes, work, workers

Replies: 12
Views: 2,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 05:50 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Toolemera: The Glories of Lead Paint

Started by toolemera, 23rd December 2007 01:39 AM

anne, beautiful, booklet, check, favor, folks, gary, glories, home, lead, louis, love, paint, providing, queen, schmidt, toolemera, transform, trumpeting, virtues

Replies: 1
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 05:19 AM; by Slobba

Forum:
PAINTING

San Francisco

Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th December 2007 11:39 PM

allan, damn, disco, discoteque, drinks, dying, evening, francisco, harp, harpist, home, hope, instrument, left, night, players, realised, rehearsal, rehearsals, sams, san, separate, symphony, time, unwind, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 09:08 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Ducting a portable evaporative cooler?

Started by Smurf, 14th December 2007 02:11 PM

advantage, air, avoiding, change, cooler, day, duct, ducting, evaporative, home, hot, indoor, install, installing, leave, main, portable, rain, risks, robbed, roof, running, space, strong, thinking, unit, vent, weather, windows, winds

Replies: 2
Views: 2,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 08:52 PM; by Smurf

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

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Moved: New floor shrunk - advice?