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damp underfloor, termites and the wife

Started by looney, 29th May 2006 03:49 PM

adequate, agregate, base, basement, brick, concrete, corner, cutaway, damp, depth, drain, floor, gradient, house, installed, level, lip, lower, meter, meters, paving, railway, running, soil, termites, underfloor, vent, vents, water, wife

Replies: 12
Views: 3,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 05:04 PM; by pedro the swift

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Marriage

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:35 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 01:30 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Sea Sick Humor

Started by Phil Spencer, 3rd July 2006 08:16 PM

anticipation, bag, beach, carried, couple, day, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, humor, husband, leave, lived, lot, met, noticed, ocean, people, plan, road, sea, selling, shes, sick, talk, walk, walked, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 2,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2006 10:41 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Straw Bale Construction

Started by Just George, 2nd July 2006 08:13 PM

bale, buying, construction, experience, explore, house, knowlege, proceed, shed, space, straw, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 2,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2006 06:26 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

where's my wife?

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:21 PM

attention, blonde, blue, breasts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, guy, guys, hair, matter, paying, pushing, shopping, short, shorts, store, tall, tank, top, trolleys, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 09:21 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Horse Victim, Before and After

Started by Grunt, 27th June 2006 09:11 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, care, chris, condition, hard, horse, january, love, months, pretty, result, taj, victim, wife

Replies: 32
Views: 3,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2006 09:25 PM; by scooter

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Travelling to Italy

Started by Shane Watson, 22nd June 2006 09:08 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

7wks, advance, advice, attractions, automobiles, driving, eek, factories, ferrai, fiancee, finally, fine, flying, found, havnt, italy, lambos, location, lovers, online, perugia, rome, shane, suggestions, time, touring, travel, travelling, venice, wife

Replies: 21
Views: 3,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2006 08:32 PM; by keju

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

stain smell

Started by scubabob, 23rd June 2006 05:16 PM

archs, cracking, feel, house, line, makes, putting, quickly, rid, skirts, smell, stain, stained, stains, stand, unwell, wattyl, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2006 11:11 AM; by scubabob

Forum:
PAINTING

Justice

Started by Bob38S, 23rd June 2006 11:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2006 08:27 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Roughing It

Started by Rodgera, 21st June 2006 12:06 PM

alaska, cabin, car, civilization, decided, dog, dreamed, drive, eek, electricity, friend, hunt, husband, live, log, miss, moose, permanently, replied, roughing, stay, taking, talking, team, traveling, trip, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2006 12:06 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Cowboys

Started by Eddie Jones, 19th June 2006 06:04 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2006 10:22 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Identifying Timber

Started by mote, 15th March 2006 09:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, boards, carpeted, clarify, don’t, floor, floorboards, forum, haunt, house, identifying, image, included, issues, larger, mote, photo, plenty, possibilities, redder, regular, remember, ruin, server, solve, timber, time, type, underneath, wife

Replies: 15
Views: 7,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2006 04:05 PM; by mote

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

My inbox is full of em...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:09 AM

belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, guess, head, hear, inbox, incredible, married, mind, neighbour, passed, relative, seat, shakes, sits, sitting, sporting, supposed, terrible, tickets, wife, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:50 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Married into the Family

Started by Rodgera, 12th June 2006 08:57 PM

argument, barnyard, concede, country, couple, discussion, drove, earlier, eek, family, husband, led, married, miles, mules, passed, pigs, position, relatives, replied, road, rolleyes, sarcastically, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2006 08:57 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Quad Edges

Started by vGolfer, 10th June 2006 07:20 PM

advance, arch, archway, attached, bagged, brick, butting, confuse, describe, diagram, drawn, edges, feedback, fine, floor, floors, glazing, hard, laid, lay, newly, options, quad, rough, running, spot, understands, walls, wife, window

Replies: 5
Views: 2,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2006 09:01 PM; by scooter

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Married One-Liners

Started by Carry Pine, 7th June 2006 06:04 PM

anonymous, bad, classifieds, day, enemy, fridays, henry, hundred, husband, inserted, kinison, left, letters, luck, marriage, married, mine, murray, nash, oneliners, patrick, received, sam, terrorism, tuesdays, wife, wives, worry, wrong, youngman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 12:27 AM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Crystal Glaze Paint Protection?

Started by Metal Head, 7th June 2006 06:36 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 6,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 12:27 AM; by PuppyPaw

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I have to tell someone

Started by Grunt, 1st June 2006 12:41 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 21
Views: 2,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2006 08:59 PM; by Glenn_M

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

old 1930's floor dressing what is it ?

Started by sandant, 10th December 2004 06:30 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1930, 1930s, 40grit, 5-10, bad, bora, centre, dressing, exposed, fire, floor, fumes, headache, loungeroom, main, matter, mind, mins, polish, pregnate, protection, question, respriator, rotten, sand, sisters, walls, weekend, wife, yonks

Replies: 28
Views: 6,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2006 09:43 PM; by sandant

Forum:
FLOORING

Idiotic public service.

Started by DavidG, 28th May 2006 08:27 PM

$1000, %$%^$&$&$#$^, 40k, 80k, act, brain, business, children, copy, countless, cover, endangering, fine, handout, husband, idiotic, injury, ish, lives, load, photo, public, report, running, school, service, sheet, wankers, wife, zone

Replies: 3
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2006 10:00 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

ouch

Started by popawisky, 28th May 2006 12:17 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2006 12:17 AM; by popawisky

Forum:
JOKES

the mortician

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:04 AM

astonishment, attractive, black, blank, blue, charge, cheque, compensate, cost, difference, dressed, excellent, exquisite, grateful, grave, heads, honestly, husband, husbands, job, looked, maam, minded, mortician, nice, spend, suit, wearing, wife, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 04:32 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

A husband's Explanation

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:01 AM

blouse, boutique, clothes, co-worker, dirty, door, explanation, grateful, holes, home, husband, husbands, jeans, lady, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, threw, tight, unfaithful, wait, walked, wear, wife, wore

Replies: 0
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 11:01 AM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Tafe course for blokeses

Started by Christopha, 21st May 2006 06:00 PM

basic, blokeses, cerebral, class, classes, differences, directions, driving, floor, genetically, graphics, health, impossible, learning, life, live, mother, online, parallel, parks, quietly, real, role-playing, simulations, sit, step, support, tafe, testimonials, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2006 07:30 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Oldy.... but of use to off season firefighters! MAYBE!

Started by Christopha, 20th May 2006 06:49 PM

bed, bell, clothes, day, fire, firefighters, fireman, hell, home, hose, husband, jumped, love, minutes, naked, night, oldy, promptly, ready, replied, rings, roll, season, station, strip, system, told, wife, wonderful, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 06:49 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Holden Fan

Started by Mr woodmachinist, 10th May 2006 01:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

born, cars, enjoy, fan, holden, love, racing, sandown, supercar, wife

Replies: 43
Views: 4,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2006 04:46 PM; by Mr woodmachinist

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two guys

Started by Baz, 11th May 2006 06:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 06:09 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Funnies about life

Started by Baz, 11th May 2006 06:08 PM

afternoon, army, breakfast, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, funnies, god, guy, herman, home, husband, issued, life, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stuff, suddenly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 06:08 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Ladders

Started by Caliban, 24th April 2006 03:41 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ambulance, answers, bang, blundstones.bullsheet, bone, boots, cable, calls, crutches, cut, dies, favourite, found, hospital, kempsey, ladder, ladders, needles, pain, pins, plates, poke, radiographer, scream, signature, skin, son, weeks, wife, xrays

Replies: 45
Views: 6,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 12:26 PM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
SAFETY

Should this be in the Reno section?

Started by Christopha, 4th May 2006 10:47 AM

amazed, bake, baked, batch, brownies, day, fixed, handyman, honey, house, job, lee, looked, met, painted, reno, repair, replies, returns, sara, section, sleep, stairs, street, suddenly, superb, walks, walls, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:47 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Our mate Wongo..... apologies mate!

Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:12 PM

ache, apologies, boss, calls, chinese, feel, headache, hey, hours, house, hurt, leave, legs, makes, mate, nice, sex, sick, stomach, wife, wongo

Replies: 7
Views: 2,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2006 04:51 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Your favourite Chinese dish

Started by Wongo, 26th April 2006 10:38 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

broccoli”, chinese, daughter, disgracefully, dish, favourite, garlic, king, love, menu, pathetic, peking, pictures, pok”, pork, question, restaurant, rice”, sauce, silly, sour, start.d, time, trust, wife, “fly, “king, “oh, “swit

Replies: 52
Views: 5,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 11:26 PM; by Tikki

Forum:
POLLS

The cat and I (part 2)

Started by Wongo, 20th April 2006 12:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentd, bastard, blue, care, cat, changed, damn, didn’t, feed, girls, hell.mad, hilarious, in-laws, joke, left, litter, low, mountains, overseas, poor, reached, reminding, sadly, stunk, thing.mad, week, wife, worry, wrong, “don’t

Replies: 27
Views: 3,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2006 11:58 AM; by Zed

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Affairs

Started by Baz, 13th April 2006 06:41 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2006 06:41 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Tile Dust

Started by Babytoolman, 11th April 2006 10:49 PM

130m2, advice, belief, boards, dust, floor, harmfull, lift, mask, poisonous, porcelain, roger, standard, tile, tiles, told, wearing, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 2,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2006 06:07 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
TILING

Smell from floor finish

Started by Babytoolman, 10th April 2006 09:46 PM

days, due, finish, finished, floor, floors, house, issue, light, pregnanat, roger, sanded, shed, smell, told, vacate, vapour, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 2,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2006 10:45 PM; by Babytoolman

Forum:
FLOORING

Miss Adventures

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th March 2006 09:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, adventures, buy, calling, car, decided, dropped, factory, fence, finished, guys, jumped, keys, maintenance, makes, meeting.confused, mill, mis-adventure, miss, miss-adventure, night, phil, realised, shop, talk, victoria, waiting, wife, wool, woolen

Replies: 36
Views: 4,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2006 12:12 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Celibacy Can Be A Choice

Started by DPB, 26th March 2006 07:08 PM

addressing, ann, anns, arm, attending, celibacy, choice, condition, describe, encounter, encounters, favourite, flower, gently, imposed, leaned, life, lifes, listened, marriage, self-rising, touched, walter, walters, weekend, whispered, white, wife, wifes, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2006 07:58 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
JOKES

Grocery budgets

Started by Andy Mac, 21st March 2006 06:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$1.42, $150, adults, amount, anyones, apparently, budgets, cheap, cheaper, cheers, country, discussions, extravagent, feeling, groceries, grocery, kids, live, lot, meal, people, person, portfolio, prices, reckon, spent, week, wife

Replies: 32
Views: 3,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2006 10:21 AM; by Dion N

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Polyurethane VS Vacuum Formed (vinyl thermal)

Started by infra-greg, 22nd March 2006 12:01 PM

2nd, alas, asap, building, comparing, cons, cupboards, decision, demolishing, finish, formed, gloss, guy/company, info, kitchen, leaning, net, opinion, opinions, poly, polyurethane, pros, rolleyes, start, suggested, surfaces, thermal, vacuum, vinyl, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 9,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2006 05:28 PM; by infra-greg

Forum:
FINISHING

Calling in sick

Started by echnidna, 17th March 2006 10:23 AM

animals, buck, button, calling, cat, disposal, flight, hanging, head, injury, kitchen, loudly, lying, masculine, matter, naked, paramedics, rate, recent, region, reset, shower, sick, silent, sink, top, weight, wife, wild, worse

Replies: 4
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 06:32 PM; by Ian007

Forum:
JOKES

Why my wife left me

Started by doug the slug, 17th March 2006 03:30 PM

$45, 12-pack, beer, born, buy, child, cut, day, drinker, drinking, expenses, hell, home, left, looked, makeup, minute, pretty, receipt, shell, shopping, told, understand, wait, weekends, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 04:39 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

Sharing

Started by rtfarty, 17th March 2006 10:13 AM

afford, burger, buy, carefully, continued, couple, detail, eat, elderly, everthing, finally, half, hamburger, husband, menu, offered, offering, replied, resturant, shared, sharing, sit, teeth, thanked, touch, waiting, watch, wife, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 10:13 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

Speeding excuse

Started by Ashore, 15th March 2006 06:51 PM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, excuse, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife, wind

Replies: 3
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 10:28 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Word of the Day: Uxorious

Started by CameronPotter, 15th March 2006 09:08 AM

adjective, careful, day, dictionary.com, eek, excessively, feeling, fellas, fond, luxorious, submissive, swmbo, talked, ug-zor-, uk-sor-ee-us;, understood, uxorious, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 09:08 AM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a born looser

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2006 05:32 PM

bar, born, boss, building, cab, car, cards, credit, crying, drink, driver, drives, fires, found, gardener, home, late, leave, left, life, looser, office, outrage, poison, police, sleeping, stolen, truck, wallet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 10:06 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Socrates

Started by Driver, 2nd March 2006 11:55 AM

acquaintance, ashamed, bad, continued, contrary, dear, defeated, embarrassed, esteem, filter, found, heard, held, interrupted, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reader, regarded, shagging, shrugged, socrates, student, test, true, truth, understand, usefulness, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 2,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2006 12:24 AM; by soundman

Forum:
JOKES

Clever Mechanic

Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM

announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM; by Landseka

Forum:
JOKES

Australian Etiquette

Started by Phil Spencer, 2nd March 2006 08:13 AM

abuse, australian, babies, characters, choice, deodorant, etiquette, gift, hear, impolite, kissing, livestock, lobby, movie, petrol, picked, poor, proven, refrain, road, screen, table, tacky, tests, time, ute, wedding, wife, wine, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 09:27 AM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
JOKES

Rubber

Started by Baz, 28th February 2006 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 08:39 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

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