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In the jungle.

Started by munruben, 10th June 2008 05:18 PM

beat, bloody, club, dead, death, hell, jungle, kill, lion, pigmy, replies, standing, walking, yeah, yep, zulu

Replies: 2
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 11:56 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

2 Builders

Started by Claw Hama, 21st April 2008 10:02 PM

active, assume, bedroom, beer, bill, builders, built, children, explain, fred, garden, goldfish, house, logical, married, masturbate, mate, nights, offence, pond, pub, rough, scientist, sexually, size, stockbroker, suit, toilet, wife, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 10:02 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

You learn something new every day

Started by Barry_White, 25th March 2008 12:39 PM

accuracy, alphabet, birth, brown, day, dog, ears, english, fox, growing, hand, jumps, kayak, lazy, learn, left, letter, level, palindromes, quick, racecar, read, sentence, silver, size, stop, typed, word, words, yep

Replies: 9
Views: 3,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 10:32 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

looking for a new B/B suppler

Started by SPIRIT, 11th March 2008 02:23 PM

$10, $39, 100, 2hrs, 5gb, b or b, b/b, bit, duneskape, flat, games, googled, home, kids, line, mobils, month, net, night, phone, plans, play, post, prepay, read, search, suppler, wifes, yep, yer

Replies: 10
Views: 2,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 12:50 PM; by LotteBum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Workplace harrasment. It goes on.

Started by rgum, 28th February 2008 08:46 PM

apprentice, cab, car, ceo, cut, day, engage, harrasment, hose, info, job, labourer, laugh, love, main, maker, measurments, mine, nice, recently, sais, staff, sue, time, tnite, tony, train, treat, workplace, yep

Replies: 5
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:11 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I'm off for 5 months

Started by rod1949, 28th February 2008 10:13 AM

amount, building, bush, cares, days, dirty, finish, friday, hear, house, humungus, leave, midday, missus, months, posts, read, site, tits, tom, tomorrow, week, yep

Replies: 6
Views: 2,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 02:41 PM; by munruben

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dna

Started by Toyboy, 21st February 2008 08:57 PM

association, dna, dyslexics, guessed, national, untie, world, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2008 01:00 PM; by corbs

Forum:
JOKES

Pythagoras in the Old West

Started by Incoming!, 8th February 2008 11:42 PM

beheld, birth, brave, built, chief, chiefie, cons, double, elementary, entire, equal, finest, gasped, hide, hides, hippopotamus, imported, mod, pythagoras, shouted, smiled, squaw, squaws, story, tribe, twins, west, wife, wigwam, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 11:31 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Cpr

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:33 AM

000, accidently, ambulance, answered, attempt, bang, cpr, dead, die, emergency, found, gonna, hang, hearing, hears, loud, mate, operator, operator.are, phone, picks, reporting, roo, sec, shot, shoulder, tells, thud, yeh, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:33 AM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

Poachin' Fish

Started by Rodgera, 3rd February 2008 11:56 PM

$500, agreed, approached, beauts, caught, cooking, decided, fish, fishin, fishing, frying, game, glancing, happen, howdy, huh, lot, meal, mitch, nodded, pack, pan, poachin, poaching, puzzled, real, sign, walked, warden, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2008 11:56 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Old joke - not in kilometres.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th January 2008 08:35 PM

114, allan, bloke, calendar, called, drunks, feels, foggy, gravestone, home, joke, joker, kilometres, laugh, lit, lived, lost, main, match, melbourne, miles, months, night, replied, road, staggering, stole, wandered, worth, yep

Replies: 3
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 05:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Santa

Started by nev25, 28th November 2007 11:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 11:25 PM; by nev25

Forum:
JOKES

Kevin Eleven

Started by rgum, 25th November 2007 12:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, change, dishonest, eleven, events, happened, hearing, hope, ideas, informed, john, kev, kevin, lie, lied, person, recall, rich, tampa, yep

Replies: 29
Views: 3,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 05:46 PM; by rgum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Grout cracking

Started by klinger, 27th October 2007 11:37 PM

advice, appears, corner, cracking, floor, grout, length, novice, repair, replace, shower, tile, tiles, yep

Replies: 5
Views: 2,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 08:31 AM; by OBBob

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

new roof

Started by cart, 18th October 2007 01:15 AM

appreciated, arrived, cart, cook, death, existing, fit, form, harsh, late, live, main, material, opinions, pergola, permit, posts, question, re-roof, reading, remove, replace, roof, roofing, southwest, stuff, though.-, victoria, yep

Replies: 11
Views: 3,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:25 PM; by thesupervisor

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Yep i'm SHOUTING

Started by Shedhand, 16th October 2007 11:49 PM

150k, 70k, bathroom, budgeted, death, finished, gday, hell, hope, howard, invented, john, lath, look-a-likes, mates, plaster, reno, rotting, shouting, strangers, surrounded, yep, ~no

Replies: 14
Views: 2,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2007 02:00 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Two retired woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM

aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:28 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

New Maccas Happy Meal

Started by Doughboy, 9th September 2007 10:47 AM

burger, coke, collective, folks, fries, happy, heads, ice, joey, johns, maccas, meal, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 10:47 AM; by Doughboy

Forum:
JOKES

Most Important Day 3 weeks away

Started by wheelinround, 16th August 2007 12:01 PM

2tsup, announcements, box, certificates, checking, closer, day, dropping, dvds, fathers, favourite, gift, hints, important, list, need.p, nice, realted, rummadged, shop, suggestions, thriced, tool, tools, weeks, yep

Replies: 7
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 06:50 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Is this ageist??

Started by Jack Plane, 18th June 2007 03:53 PM

85-year-old, ageist, armpit, bring, called, count, day, doc, doctor, door, hand, hands, home, jar, knees, lady, left, male, marge, mouth, neighbor, patient, replied, semen, shocked, squeezin, teeth, wife, yearly, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 07:53 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Redback

Started by ozwinner, 11th May 2007 08:43 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2007 12:43 AM; by Poppa

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bearers and Joists? Or just bearers and decking?

Started by Mick666, 23rd January 2007 02:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2000, 3000, 32mm, alcove, bearers, bolted, deck, decking, door, entry, front, ground, issue, joists, leaving, method, offer, overcome, proposing, quell, reservations, roughly, solution, stumps, super, suppose, telling, thick, wrong, yep

Replies: 16
Views: 7,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2007 02:21 PM; by silentC

Forum:
DECKING

Lighting

Started by Loki429, 11th January 2007 11:41 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2007 01:35 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
LIGHTING

Yep yep yep

Started by Doughboy, 19th December 2006 08:04 PM

18-20, butt, car, constant, dangerous, driving, drop, drunk, engine, fire, front, galloping, ground, highly, horse, horses, inches, left, level, merry-go-round, overtake, pete, safely, situation, size, speed, traveling, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 08:04 PM; by Doughboy

Forum:
JOKES

no email replies

Started by fxst, 7th November 2006 10:58 PM

,emailed, 24ft, answer, bits, business, car, companies, elses, email, finish, found, gain, guess, hrs, internet, lipservice, loss, marybourgh, pay, pete, pommie, replies, replying, site, sites, strange, website, whipped, yank, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2006 02:21 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Need timber deck recomendations - too many species!

Started by pharmaboy2, 30th October 2006 04:26 PM

15yrs, appreciated, bellian, cheapest, choices, compare, deck, difficult, dollar, greatly, hardwood, house, input, intend, living, merbau, million, money, object, pine, proving, quotes, recomendations, species, structure, sun, tightarse, timber, treated, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 2,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2006 01:15 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
DECKING

Acrylic Paint

Started by maglite, 15th September 2006 01:36 PM

accepted, acrylic, advice, based, coat, coating, cover, enamel, ensure, eventually, finish, giving, gutters, handy, harder, hoping, house, lasts, lotta, miss, oil, paint, primer, rest, slower, subject, tips, top, whilst, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 3,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2006 10:46 AM; by mic-d

Forum:
PAINTING

Jigsaw 1 Finger 0

Started by meerkat, 10th August 2006 02:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

about.cool, anyhoo, battle, careful, chuck, cutting, endings, etc.o, finger, fingers, gonna, hurt, idiot, index, jigsaw, joint, local, lucky, nerve, rolleyes, scar, shot, soooooo, stitches, stupid, talk, tetnus, watch, wife, yep

Replies: 16
Views: 3,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 03:50 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
SAFETY

the genie

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:10 PM

12-inch, absolutely, bag, bic, bucks, climbed, clouds, deaf, deaf?sorry, ducks, flying, friend, genie, golf, granted?just, half, happened, hidden, lighter, looked, means, million, moments, overhead, pulled, sky, suddenly, sun, thunder, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 12:50 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

How to tell the sex of a fly

Started by Baz, 26th April 2006 07:56 PM

beer, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2006 10:32 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

SWMBO....again

Started by Iain, 13th April 2006 03:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afternoon, band, brown, car, colour, doubt, gods, hell, home, jack, late, lever, loose, metal, move, night, rubber, rubbish, shed, spent, swmbo, swmboagain, threw, tighten, tubes, wet, wheelbrace, wonderful, wrong, yep

Replies: 19
Views: 2,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2006 09:52 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cowboy Chilli

Started by normell, 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM

ahead, arms, blankly, bottom, bowl, chili, chilli, cowboy, dead, delight, eagerly, eat, fifteen, folded, immediately, manner, minutes, mouse, nah, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, shocking, sight, slides, spooning, staring, starts, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM; by normell

Forum:
JOKES

Uhh, strange things are afoot in these parts...

Started by Schtoo, 11th October 2005 04:02 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afoot, coming, edited, goings, hope, insignificant, kilter, occuring, parts, scroping, sopts, strange, suspicions, things, thread/post/whatever, times, typos, uhh, untoward, wrong, yep

Replies: 18
Views: 3,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 12:01 PM; by Schtoo

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

How to build a brick fence

Started by meerkat, 21st October 2005 08:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

brick, build, deep, fence, future, gate, it.o, metre, mouth, render, substance, suggest, suggestions, supporting, swmbo, thinking, yep

Replies: 15
Views: 14,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2005 09:14 PM; by savage

Forum:
BRICKWORK

I still hate mitres.

Started by maglite, 11th October 2005 12:06 AM

1.glue, 2.glue, bargained, easier, final, fixing, hard, hate, hold, loose, lot, mdf, mitres, nail, nails, opinions, passion, regard, seek, sikaflex, skirting, steve, sucker, suggestions, tight, wall, yards, yep

Replies: 6
Views: 2,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2005 04:16 PM; by maglite

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Aussie ingenuity at its best!

Started by gazaly, 8th September 2005 01:41 PM

aussie, axes, birthday, bust, calling, chop, cocaine, cops, descend, firewood, happy, hey, house, ingenuity, leave, maaaaated, phone, piece, police, report, rings, search, shed, swear, telephone, wazz, wazza, wazzas, yeah, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:06 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

Like the Bride's Nighty!

Started by bitingmidge, 2nd August 2005 12:26 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

armed, biting, blue, bride, brides, brittle, busier, catching, day, drop, dropped, eventually, finally, home, jointer, marples, methinks, midge, miss, moriarty, nighty, organise, peanut, rellos, return, round, train, whew, wongos, yep

Replies: 72
Views: 8,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 10:02 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Anagrams

Started by Iain, 25th May 2005 12:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anagrams, bugs, bush, clinton, copulate, decimal, dot, earthquakes, eleven, eyes, finale, george, gore, grand, hands, interns, left, letter, letters, morse, president, queer, rearrange, shake, time, twelve, usa, waaaaaaaaaaay, woman, yep

Replies: 25
Views: 6,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2005 07:59 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Sunday night Teev

Started by craigb, 13th March 2005 07:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

7.30, 8.30, abc, board, bollocks, commercials, costume, crap, ditto, drama, forward, god, history, lesson, night, pay, rolleyes, sbs, spend, sunday, teev, time, yep

Replies: 15
Views: 2,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 06:53 PM; by Iain

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

One for Al

Started by craigb, 2nd June 2004 10:37 AM

500, bet, bricklayer, broker, bucks, buy, caravans, circus, correct, desk, duck, friend, listen, live, lot, microsoft, owns, pay, people, shares, stockbroker, talk, tents, towns, travelling, weekly, worth, wrong, yeah, yep

Replies: 6
Views: 2,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2004 04:45 PM; by craigb

Forum:
JOKES

Getting Old

Started by Baz, 28th April 2004 09:28 PM

aches, age, baby, bench, elderly, entry, feel, greeters, hair, new-born, pains, pants, sitting, slim, teeth, wal-mart, wet, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2004 09:28 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

The Devil

Started by Geoff Dean, 14th April 2004 01:39 PM

afraid, agony, calm, calmly, church, devil, doubt, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, persisted, perturbed, physical, presence, profound, realize, replied, reply, returned, satan, screaming, sister, started, tone, word, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2004 01:39 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

It's Logical really

Started by Kev Y., 10th February 2004 05:48 AM

active, assume, bedroom, beer, builders, built, children, chris, explain, garden, goldfish, house, james, logical, married, mate, nights, offence, pond, regular, scientist, seated, sexually, stockbroker, suggest, suit, toilet, week, wife, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 06:53 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Growing Old

Started by stephenmeddings, 12th November 2003 09:37 AM

aches, age, baby, bench, elderly, entry, feel, greeters, growing, hair, newborn, pains, pants, sitting, slim, teeth, wal-mart, wet, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2003 09:37 AM; by stephenmeddings

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: We need less of those irrelevant polls with silly options:

Started by Eastie, 23rd July 2003 02:39 PM

##############, bigger, biggest, board, eek, experienced, irrelevant, options, poll, polls, rip-roaring, sillier, silly, yep

Replies: 12
Views: 3,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2003 09:24 PM; by kenmil

Forum:
POLLS

Relatives

Started by Baz, 8th November 2002 09:44 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2002 09:44 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

fly swatting

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:27 PM

beer, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, killed, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, stalking, swatter, swatting, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:27 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

How to tell the sex of a fly

Started by Kev Y., 17th June 2002 11:22 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2002 11:22 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Update on Timber Dust (yep more safety crap)

Started by Eastie, 6th May 2002 05:10 PM

air, carcinogens”, crap, cubed, dust, dusts, easily, edited, effects, exposure, exposures, firstly, human, i.e, measurements, metre, milligrams, note, proven, research, respirator, safety, saws, standards, stated, timber, toxic, understand, update, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 4,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2002 05:03 PM; by Tim the Timber Turner

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

The Police Can Be Handy

Started by Shane Watson, 22nd February 2002 06:32 PM

axes, birthday, buddy, busted, call, calling, chop, cops, firewood, found, handy, happy, hey, house, left, marijuana, officers, phone, piece, police, rang, searched, shed, sir, swore, tony, tonys, wood, yeah, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2002 04:51 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

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