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On the Sidelines

Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2010 05:31 AM

cook, couch, favorite, food, football, glaring, living-room, network, replied, sidelines, sitting, swmbo, walked, watch, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2010 05:31 AM; by Rodgera

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John and the blonde

Started by K_S, 15th February 2010 01:05 PM

$20, bar, bet, blond, blonde, building, covering, crew, death, earlier, fair, fairs, handed, hed, hell, john, jump, ledge, looked, money, news, oclock, preparing, replied, stared, story, too;, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2010 01:05 PM; by K_S

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Careful who you push around!!!

Started by Rodgera, 26th January 2010 09:02 AM

400, 900, burly, careful, commotion, correct, door, dusted, finally, free, front, happening, hear, line, mans, morning, nerve, people, policeman, push, pushed, reacted, rushed, shoving, stepped, store, story, time, times, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 09:02 AM; by Rodgera

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Airline Lunches

Started by wheelinround, 15th January 2010 04:41 PM

airline, aisle, bloke, blokes, chicken, digger, dollars, flight, front, hand, handed, left, life, looked, lunch, lunches, mate, plane, pucka, puckapunyal, quickly, reached, seat, shake, soldiers, stopped, ten, time, twenty-five, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:52 PM; by wheelinround

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farming in England in Winter

Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM

aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:49 PM; by acmegridley

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Another parrot joke

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM

angry, bird, called, day, front, furious, hey, home, incredibly, joke, kill, lady, manager, parrot, past, paused, perch, pet, promised, replied, store, stormed, street, sue, ugly, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM; by munruben

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Bed Sheets

Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM

amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2009 04:49 PM; by watson

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What a girl wanbts for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM

adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:04 AM; by artme

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The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

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3 More

Started by Dennis Millard, 2nd December 2009 06:17 PM

arrange, bank, china, collateral, elephant, excuse, father, frog, inside, knick-knack, loan, manager, mans, mick, miss, ndecd, paddy, patricia, ready, repeating-, replied, rolling, stone, story, tag, teller, told, walked, whack, wold

Replies: 0
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2009 06:17 PM; by Dennis Millard

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Useless mob. Ph. Feature.

Started by issatree, 28th October 2009 04:38 AM

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$a10.99, antenna, cable, computer, connect, dash, download, ear, ears, feature, found, geelong, googled, happen, holes, impossible, issatree, mob, motorola, phone, phones, photos, radio, review, stay, stupid, unlock, useless, w218, walked

Replies: 17
Views: 2,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2009 11:24 AM; by BobL

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The Three bears

Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2009 11:14 PM

air, bear, bears, bloody, bowl, carefully, cats, chair, cleaned, cold, croissants, damn, decided, dog, downstairs, eating, empty, fetch, floor, kitchen, litter, morning, mummy, newspaper, porridge, set, sits, table, tray, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 2,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 04:11 PM; by Ozkaban

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My name is Fred, just Fred

Started by Big Shed, 20th October 2009 02:48 PM

ada, ama, assistant, biker, bored, college, dds, decided, degree, dentistry, dingaling, doctor, dream, finally, fooling, found, fred, internship, laughing, leaving, medical, officer, realized, replies, residency, school, started, taking, tears, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 02:48 PM; by Big Shed

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Mahatma Gandhi

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 07:47 PM

ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calloused, calluses, diet, feet, fragile, frail, gandhi, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2009 11:19 PM; by munruben

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Traffic noise!

Started by snowyskiesau, 20th September 2009 10:51 AM

1230, 600am, 800, amazing, apparent, apparently, barricades, bunnings, car, closed, couple, festival, found, hours, knowing, lack, morning, noise, police, precise, reason, road, running, sydney, traffic, walked, wandered, woke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2009 02:40 PM; by wheelinround

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My one day of employment

Started by Woodwould, 8th September 2009 12:10 PM

blind, bunnings, day, employment, entrance, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, loud, maam, morning, nice, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, stopped, store, stupid, twins, ugly, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 03:13 PM; by Woodwould

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New store

Started by Woodwould, 4th September 2009 11:07 AM

72.0pt, 90.0pt;, @font-face, accent, australian, beat, break, businessmen, chris, curious, font-family, inside, japanese, john, left, mouth, peek, replied, sarcastically, sell, selling, sitting, skipping, sooner, store, thick, velly, walked, window, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 08:39 PM; by Batpig

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Gympie country music muster

Started by Zarguld, 3rd September 2009 07:45 AM

admit, artists, country, day, defenitly, element, fantastic, favorite, forum, gympie, hangover, laughing, loving, meet, mind, morning, music, muster, muster?i, night, partying, reserved, respect, share, stop, time, walked, you.2tsup2tsup

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 07:45 AM; by Zarguld

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My 1 day employment

Started by wheelinround, 9th July 2009 10:31 AM

blind, bunnings, cut, day, employment, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, line, loud, maam, mean-acting, morning, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, store, stupid, supervisor, twins, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2009 11:29 AM; by Ozkaban

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Woody Joke

Started by punkahknight, 14th June 2009 03:42 PM

american, build, check, clerk, drove, four-by-twos, friend, gonna, guy, head, house.usa3, joke, lumberyard, meant, minute, office, pauses, pickup, replies, returns, scratches, time, truck, two-by-four, two-by-fours, walked, woody, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2009 05:44 PM; by pawnhead

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Another Blonde Joke

Started by Breslauer, 5th June 2009 08:39 AM

$20, 958, bar, bet, blonde, bob, building, death, dove, dude, earlier, fair, fairs, falling, handed, handsome, hed, hell, joke, jump, ledge, money, news, replied, sat, stared, swan, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2009 08:39 AM; by Breslauer

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little Barry and the bike

Started by WoodJunky, 9th May 2009 01:03 AM

altar, barry, barrys, bike, birthday, bloody, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, letter, looked, mother, mum, pen, plan, red, sat, send, started, street, time, tore, true, walked, write

Replies: 2
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 08:05 PM; by weisyboy

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Fathers last word :)

Started by gawdelpus, 20th April 2009 11:12 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, disappointed, father, fathers, grades, hair, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, observed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2009 11:12 PM; by gawdelpus

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Blonde in the car park

Started by fenderbelly, 16th March 2009 08:04 PM

air, backward, blonde, car, center, crowded, curb, driver, emphatically, finger, fresh, golden, hear, impress, lady, local, nearby, park, pretty, pulled, pup, retriever, rolled, seat, shopping, stay, strange, stretched, walked, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2009 08:04 PM; by fenderbelly

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :)

Started by gawdelpus, 3rd February 2009 09:08 PM

beer, cleanest, e-mail, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, joke, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 09:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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This is not a joke

Started by groverwa, 26th November 2008 08:05 AM

bad, bloody, cattle, choice, dad, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, heard, hed, joke, kids, letter, life, love, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, truck, voice, walked, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 7,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:48 PM; by prozac

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A Woodies Yarn

New shop

Started by peterpiper, 14th December 2008 06:16 PM

accent, ar5eholes, beat, break, broad, businessmen, curious, ere, left, london, mouth, peek, ready, replied, sarcastically, sellin, selling, shop, sitting, skipping, soon-to-, sooner, store, tha, thas, walked, window, words, yorkshire, yorkshireman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2008 09:05 PM; by fenderbelly

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Tricked At the Swan's Game

Started by Rodgera, 4th December 2008 08:04 PM

$6.25, $7.00, add, anz, beer, buy, carding, change, clerk, concession, cup, dog, drivers, game, heard, hot, license, policy, replied, served, stood, swan, swans, swmbo, time, tip, tips, told, tricked, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2008 08:28 PM; by AlexS

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Carpenter in Brisbane west looking for work

Started by Manuka Jock, 25th November 2008 07:52 PM

bit, brisbane, builders, built, carpenter, cheers, chippe, contact, damage, family, figure, folks, hallo, hands, house, jock, nailbag, occurred, redbank, site, storm, tho, tools, transport, visiting, walked, west, work

Replies: 0
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 07:52 PM; by Manuka Jock

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Divorce Vs. Murder

Started by Grumpy John, 25th November 2008 12:29 PM

absolutely, bad, bed, buy, cyanide, divorce, happen, husband, jail, kinds, lady, license, looked, lord, lose, murder, nice, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, straight, throw, walked, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 03:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Mahatma Gandhi

Started by fenderbelly, 13th November 2008 05:33 PM

aro-d, ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calluses, cheers, diet, feet, fragile, frail, fred, gandhi, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super-calloused, time, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 11:25 AM; by Gingermick

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Flooring Movement

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

0.3mm, 1.1mm, 1mm, 6.5mm, 7.0mm, appears, bearer, board, boards, cramp, cramped, deflection, gapping, groove, joist, joists, movement, normal, read, spec, tbar, thick, thousands, tight, timber, tolerance, tonge, tongue, walked, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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Quick acting tile adhesive

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

acting, adhesive, children, fix, floor, hour, hours, house, it’s, quick, tile, tiles, toilet, walked, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

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Construction site

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:49 AM

bag, brooklyn, brown, christ, coarse, construction, convent, correct, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, noticed, nun, shook, site, smile, spend, steelworkers, steelworks, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yea, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2008 10:49 AM; by fenderbelly

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Couple of Doctor's Jokes

Started by Shrek3, 2nd October 2008 10:08 PM

bathing, cold, couple, cure, doc, doctor, doctors, door, dream, jokes, miserable, night, patient, pills, pneumonia, prescribed, protested, pull, push, shot, sign, stand, suffering, throw, trouble, upset, visit, wailed, walked, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 10:08 PM; by Shrek3

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Old man

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:28 AM

amazing, chair, cigarettes, day, drink, eat, exercise, fatty, foods, happy, honey, life, man, noticing, packs, porch, rocking, secret, smoke, twenty-eight, walked, week, whiskey, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:28 AM; by munruben

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Sister francis judith's gasoline

Started by wheelinround, 2nd August 2008 09:50 AM

attendant, baptists, bedpan, car, carried, catholic, decided, fill, filled, francis, gas, gasoline, home, judith, judiths, looked, patient, pouring, resourceful, returned, sister, spotted, starts, station, street, taking, tank, wait, walked, watched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2008 07:15 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Got him in the gun

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th July 2008 01:43 PM

allan, buy, clicks, gun, guns, hand, husband, indication, mouse, proprietor, replied, seeking, shoot, shop, teach, type, walked, weapon, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2008 12:44 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Dairy farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:27 PM

approached, cow, cows, cud, dairy, declined, deed, defrosted, delighted, explained, farmer, field, frozen, gestured, healthy, hesitation, hird, lady, normal, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, witnessed, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 05:27 PM; by fenderbelly

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Bunnings Warning

Started by petersemple, 5th June 2008 05:01 PM

apron, bunnings, call, close, decking, dressed, email, fortunately, green, guy, hardware, lucky, lunchtime, pass, posting, potential, punch, red, scams, sorted, store, suspecting, t-shirt, walked, warning, warnings, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 2,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2008 11:45 AM; by Charleville

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marriage counselling can work!

Started by damian, 5th June 2008 03:35 PM

answered, collecting, counselling, drop, dunno, elderly, finally, fish, flipping, fridays, gown, husband, lady, marriage, moment, mondays, night-gown, relate, replied, sat, silently, soup, supersex, therapist, walked, wednesdays, week, wheelchair, wife, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 06:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Mechanic v Doctor

Started by Claw Hama, 11th May 2008 09:03 PM

baby, basically, bucks, car, debakey, dis, doctor, engine, famous, fancy, finish, grind, heart, hearts, kitten, leaned, loudmouth, mechanic, michael, morris, ork, purr, running, service, standing, surgeon, valves, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 12:00 AM; by Rodgera

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Oh Nuuurrrrsse!

Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 01:34 PM

assholes, bank, beat, check, flabbergasted, looked, missing, nurse, nuuurrrrsse, pen, preparing, pulled, purse, rectal-thermometer, teller, walked, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 11:56 AM; by tea lady

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Her car will not start

Started by Rodgera, 30th April 2008 12:59 PM

car, carburetor, couch, evening, home, honey, house, insisted, john, lake, replied, sitting, start, told, trouble, walked, watching, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Doggy doo.

Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 11:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:33 PM; by Toyboy

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Fish and chips.

Started by Toyboy, 17th April 2008 09:04 AM

$2.00, blond, chips, chips?doh, counter, dear, fish, lady, library, looked, oops, pieces, quietly, replied, walked, whispered, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 09:04 AM; by Toyboy

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Blonde joke

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:19 AM

allan, blonde, blondes, blue, color, contractor, crew, curious, finally, green, job, joke, laying, painter, painting, pale, replied, rose, soft, speaking, street, turf, walked, warm, window, woman, wrote, yelled, yelling, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:19 AM; by Elbow

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Helicopter down

Started by munruben, 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM

answered, cottage, dae, door, emergency, finally, flying, forced, hae, head, helicopter, island, knocked, landing, lost, luckily, macardle, mackay, mechanic, nae, nearby, pilot, power, remote, road, scottish, scratched, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Supermarket shopping

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st March 2008 02:39 PM

allan, calendar, carpark, john, lady, local, male, months, munruben, nearby, past, replied, shopping, stole, supermarket, trolley, typical, walked, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:50 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Why John started Woodworking

Started by Calm, 31st March 2008 02:41 PM

ball, bride, clubs, cows, dear, decided, fence, finaly, game, golf, john, lathes, lifted, lovely, machinery, neck, removed, routers, safer, saws, spot, spotted, started, tail, tails, teed, walked, white, wife, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:41 PM; by Calm

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