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Office Irritant

Started by Rodgera, 12th February 2010 04:18 PM

allan, annoying, attitude, co-worker, condescending, dislike, instant, irritant, irritated, john, munruben, office, replied, saves, steered, suspected, time, tone, voice

Replies: 6
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2010 05:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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read this please

Started by terry arnold, 4th December 2009 09:30 PM

australian, bedroom, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, dead, fight, floor, freedom, home, honor, house, lay, life, night, nights, people, read, request, rolled, santa, silent, soldier, soldiers, voice, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 09:45 PM; by RETIRED

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Cricket joke

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 08:02 PM

astonished, astounded, bowler, commencing, cricket, died, game, gates, god, happily, heaven, joke, middle, millions, pearly, peter, played, run-up, shane, shirt, short, sighs, stadium, stands, trembling, ushers, vast, voice, warne, warnie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 08:02 PM; by munruben

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The dying Scotsman

Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:28 PM

angus, answered, aye, bed, bedside, children, close, croaky, dad, daughter, dying, effort, eyes, family, gathered, kathleen, kitchen, light, lizzy, lovely, properly, pulled, robbie, round, scotsman, son, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 02:28 PM; by munruben

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Build me a bridge

Started by Rum Pig, 7th October 2009 11:41 AM

biker, bridge, build, cries, desire, feels, finally, happy, hard, inside, justify, lanes, lord, mankind, means, nothings, possibly, reaching, replied, shes, silent, thinking, time, treatment, understand, voice, woman, women;, worldly, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:31 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Puritans

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2009 06:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2009 06:17 PM; by Rodgera

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I did something different today

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2009 06:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

board, changed, driving, english, exit, female, italian, language, lot, navigator, pleasant, roundabout, satellite, sounds, toady, today, usual, voice

Replies: 15
Views: 2,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 12:52 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Why some men prefer dogs to women

Started by Woodwould, 30th July 2009 03:45 PM

calling, collar, company, dirty, dog, dogs, eating, enjoy, farts, gladly, join, keeping, late, lemon, mad, men, mind, night, pee, pervert, prefer, ride, smells, studded, tire, toilet, tree, ute, voice, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 11:47 AM; by rosewood

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The grass

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2009 04:18 PM

answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, highcc, investigate, it.youll, lawyer, limousine, love, place.the, poor, replied, riding, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 10:54 PM; by groverwa

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Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:27 PM

answered, bank, busy, customer, customers, dead, floor, glimpse, gun, gunman, lie, mans, mask, masked, pulled, rest, robbed, robber, robbery, shot, slipped, voice, walks, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:36 AM; by mickelmaster

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A bad night at the "office"

Started by gawdelpus, 11th June 2009 03:17 PM

bad, beam, bird, burglar, confessed, corner, finally, flashlight, frantically, heard, hissed, huh, jesus, laughed, moses, night, office, parrot, people, relaxed, replied, rest, rottweiler, shined, source, squawked, voice, warn, watching, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 06:19 AM; by rrich

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2009 03:40 PM

2009, alive, answer, approached, calling, carry, chores, deep, domestic, dopey, dwarfs, faint, fell, god, heard, hope, knees, losing, lunch, lunchtime, mine, origin, prayed, prepare, qld, shouted, singing;, snow, voice, white

Replies: 8
Views: 2,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2009 11:26 PM; by Carry Pine

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A Woman's Week at the Gym

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2009 12:03 PM

aerobics, christo, club, diary, floor, friday, god, gym, health, human, husband, instructor, jerk, life, machine, personal, rowing, sank, shape, skinny, smile, started, teeth, treadmill, triceps, voice, waiting, week, woman, workout

Replies: 0
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 12:03 PM; by Rodgera

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Alan on his way to Munruben

Started by munruben, 1st May 2009 01:24 PM

alan, answering, car, careful, driving, freeway, heard, heck, hundreds, munruben, news, phone, rang, urgently, voice, warning, wifes, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 02:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Oops!

Started by Rossluck, 2nd May 2009 06:48 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 08:02 AM; by RufflyRustic

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Oh No :)

Started by gawdelpus, 12th February 2009 09:21 AM

announcer, blondes, breakfast, car, doh, even-numbered, exhibit, expecting, garage, heard, honey, husband, inches, leave, listening, love, married, morning, moved, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, street, understanding, voice, week, wife, winter

Replies: 3
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 09:50 AM; by Ozkaban

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The Talking Clock

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2009 03:36 PM

a.m, answered, apartment, basin, brass, clock, ear, friends, guest, hammer, idiot, knock, munruben, pound, screamed, shattering, suddenly, talking, voice, wall, woody

Replies: 2
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2009 10:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Wild Dingo

Started by Rossluck, 25th January 2009 03:30 PM

absolute, agree, camper, crown, day, ding, dingo, dings, forum, forums, jewels, joined, machinist, named, oddly, people, property, rebuild, recently, style, support, thread, threads, trailer, version, voice, wild, writing, wrustle, yonnee

Replies: 2
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2009 11:05 PM; by joe greiner

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Should domestic electrical DIY be allowed in Australia?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 25th December 2008 12:10 AM

additional, allowed, australia, choice, comments, diy, domestic, electrical, feel, multiple, opinion, permitted, post, read, renovateforum.com, thread, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 2,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2008 12:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

A touching story

Started by MICKYG, 22nd December 2008 02:20 PM

australian, bedroom, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, friend, home, house, lay, life, merry, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, story, touching, voice, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 6,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2008 09:44 AM; by wheelinround

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A Woodies Yarn

This is not a joke

Started by groverwa, 26th November 2008 08:05 AM

bad, bloody, cattle, choice, dad, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, heard, hed, joke, kids, letter, life, love, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, truck, voice, walked, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 7,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:48 PM; by prozac

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A Woodies Yarn

A special message

Started by keithvan, 14th December 2008 11:41 AM

australian, bedroom, carry, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, home, house, lay, life, message, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, special, voice, watch, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2008 10:10 AM; by Bob38S

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First class service

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th October 2008 10:25 PM

allan, apologised, canteen, chocolate, class, counter, cream, flavours, girl, ice, laryngitis, minutes, rasping, replied, service, sneezed, strawberry, vanilla, violently, voice, waited, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2008 02:12 PM; by Gingermick

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Isaac Hayes

Started by prozac, 11th August 2008 03:58 PM

aged, babies, bed, black, chef, close, died, enouraged, explosion, generation, groovers, hayes, intimate, isaac, listening, mood, news, partner, personal, prozac, responsible, sad, soothing, vale, voice, western, white, words, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2008 09:39 PM; by Stuart

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Revenge Is Sweet

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th July 2008 09:42 AM

$300, allan, apologises, attention, completely, drink, embarrassed, embarrassing, everyones, graduate, hopelessly, looked, minutes, people, psychology, respond, revenge, situations, sleep, slinks, student, studying, sweet, table, tonight, top, voice, walks, woman, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 04:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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bil and jackie

Started by weisyboy, 13th July 2008 09:56 PM

bil, bitten, bloudy, boss, cam, car, conc, crank, decided, farmer, fear, final, fork, hand, jackie, locas, maide, plane, propertys, ride, shed, shout, shouted, tight, travel, verry, voice, voyage, wanna, wealthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 09:56 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Kevin Rudd visits a primary school

Started by WoodJunky, 1st July 2008 09:13 PM

accident, airplane, boy, carrying, children, discussion, finally, fire, friendly, f___ing, gillard, hand, kevin, loss, minister, primary, prime, queensland, quiet, raised, rudd, school, searched, silent, struck, tragedy, visiting, visits, voice, volunteered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2008 09:17 PM; by STAR

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Bosses Night

Started by Rodgera, 2nd July 2008 12:36 PM

announce, annual, audience, boss, bosses, candidates, ceremonies, cut, dedicated, dinner, eliminates, graduate, honest, house, master, metropolitan, mla, night, nominee, parliament, political, rest, secretaries, sponsored, sydney, time, university, upright, voice, winner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2008 12:47 PM; by Batpig

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Family Bible

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 06:34 PM

adams, astonishment, bible, boy, boys, called, dear, family, fascinated, fell, fingered, found, leaf, looked, mama, object, pages, picked, pressed, suddenly, underwear, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 05:38 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Pastor's Business Card

Started by wheelinround, 27th June 2008 11:11 AM

310, 320, added, afraid, begins, behold, bible, broke, business, card, check, citation, cryptic, door, garden, genesis, heard, knock, laughter, message, naked, pastor, pastors, reaching, reads, returned, revelation, stand, visiting, voice

Replies: 4
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 09:44 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

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School Photograph

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2008 04:40 PM

buy, children, copy, dead, doctor, grown, jennifer;, lawyer, michael, nice, persuade, photograph, photographed, picture, rang, school, shes, teacher, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

First Kiss

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2008 02:28 PM

ahead, air, blue, button, confidence, crying, dad, darling, disheveled, favorite, girl, girls, hair, hand, hell, intercom, kiss, leans, light, loud, pajamas, pleeeeease, porch, risky, sister, sleepy, smiling, takes, voice, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 02:28 PM; by Rodgera

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Snooty Receptionist

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th April 2008 02:26 PM

approached, change, desk, doctor, doctors, embarrassed, enquire, equally, filled, folks, heads, impotence, looked, loud, mess, noticed, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, sex, snapped, snooty, unfriendly, voice, waiting, woman, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Ice cream flavours

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 03:51 PM

allan, barry, calendar, chocolate, clearing, cream, employee, flavours, husky, ice, laryngitis, local, months, raspy, replied, shop, sneezed, stole, strawberry, throat, vanilla, violently, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 04:00 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Irish Logic

Started by wheelinround, 16th April 2008 11:29 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 11:29 AM; by wheelinround

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If the voice inside you head says dangerous then listen

Started by rodm, 7th April 2008 10:18 PM

bit, chin, claret, dangerous, emergency, feel, finger, head, hit, hospital, hour, injury, inside, job, listen, lot, mention, pictures, piece, quarters, quick, safe, safely, short, stitched, stop, suffice, table, time, voice

Replies: 14
Views: 2,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 07:58 PM; by Check twice!

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SAFETY

The Psychic

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 10:55 AM

acquitted, ball, breaths, candle, compose, crystal, deep, delivered, flickering, fortune, gaze, grave, hands, hazy, husband, jennifer, lined, met, mystic, peering, psychic, shaken, simply, single, stared, steadied, tellers, visibly, voice, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 10:55 AM; by Dangermouse

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No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

1955, 2130, action, bare, breath, chill, conversation, glancing, hope, lady, leaned, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, panting, private, proceeded, quit, relax, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

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Lawyers should never ask questions that they aren't prepared for

Started by WoodJunky, 4th March 2008 12:03 AM

approach, attorney, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, counselors, defense, died, drinking, electric, idiots, jones, judge, law, lawyers, lazy, mention, normal, prepared, questions, quiet, relationship, replied, send, voice, wife, women, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 10:36 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Compliments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th February 2008 10:33 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 08:32 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

A TRUE story -Bluddy wimmin (again)

Started by woodcutta, 29th January 2008 08:42 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

1.4, arguments, bluddy, city, corner, fantastic, female, fisrt, gps, guess, instructed, kilometers, left, located, meters, navigate, peace, peaceful, perfect, position, set, shattered, story, sydney, trip, true, uprolleyes, voice, wimmin, woodcutta

Replies: 73
Views: 8,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 06:54 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barry's luck

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 10:10 AM

anxiously, ball, barry, bounces, cashes, chips, dealer, doh, drops, finally, halt, hears, house, ignores, job, luck, money, nervously, quit, roulette, sell, slowly, spins, table, tells, vegas, voice, watch, wheel, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 09:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A talk with Grandma

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 11:10 AM

allan, arrived, calendar, contact, dead, eyes, girl, glorious, grandma, heaven, home, low, medium, months, muttering, progress, question, replied, rolling, school, seance, skies, speaking, stole, talk, tone, trance, trembling, voice, whilst

Replies: 5
Views: 2,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:51 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

How to get what you want 101

Started by tea lady, 27th December 2007 10:22 AM

101, add, angelic, bad, boy, buy, car, cars, collection, dad, day, doh, found, imagine, kill, killing, moment, nooooo, opportunity, passionately, rotfl, shop, sing, song, thinking, toy, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 11:43 PM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Monastery Life

Started by wheelinround, 11th December 2007 10:30 AM

abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2007 02:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Wheelin in class

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:37 AM

class, day, double, english, form, forms, language, languages, lecturing, linguistics, loud, negative, piped, positive, professor, russian, voice, wheelin, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:19 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Sunday Service

Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM

1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 12:43 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

It's My Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM

alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

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