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A born loser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 09:01 PM

allan, bloke, born, burly, car, chap, cyclist, decided, determined, drink, drive, dying, found, glass, home, hope, life, loser, motor, pinched, poison, pub, sat, scoffed, skittled, stolen, tears, time, walking, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:32 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Horse rider

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2007 12:38 AM

allan, believed, bravely, clinging, clutching, courage, day, dying, eyes, fifties, finally, foot, friends, glory, hope, horse, horses, lady, manager, mane, rescue, ride, rider, safeways, stirrup, switch, tears, time, watch, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 2,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Donkey x onion

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th August 2007 03:39 AM

ass, bring, cross, donkey, eared, eyes, onion, onions, piece, tears

Replies: 1
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2007 07:20 AM; by mic-d

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FBI recruiting

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 12:30 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, crashing, death, door, eyes, fbi, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, recruiting, screaming, shots, sweat, takes, tears, walls, wife, wiped, womam, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 09:41 PM; by JDarvall

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Pinkies Hurt

Started by rond, 16th February 2007 08:21 AM

auger, blood, digging, eyes, flesh, hand, helpb, hidden, horror, hurt, install, looked, merrily, pain, pinkie, pinkies, ponder, post, pride, proceeded, scar, shock, sit, stump, swmbo, tears, telling, tree, world, yet]

Replies: 9
Views: 2,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 04:29 PM; by Felder

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SAFETY

Good Advice

Started by fred.n, 20th January 2007 07:59 PM

advice, bedroom, beeline, car, clapping, condoms, door, family, fling, frozen, good, happy, married, moment, panties, pulled, reached, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, tears, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 2
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 02:32 PM; by ss_11000

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Pepper tequila

Started by outback, 13th January 2007 12:53 PM

$10, bar, bartender, bull, chained-up, cheeks, dollars, drink, gallon, grabs, guy, hands, hear, jar, money, nuts, pass, pay, pepper, pit, slurp, sore, staggers, streaming, tears, tequiiiiiila, tequila, tests, tooth, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2007 02:33 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Pittance of time

Started by bennylaird, 14th November 2006 12:02 PM

benny, brings, cheers, day, email, eyes, file, forget, highlights, meg, pittance, rememberance, tears, time, video

Replies: 1
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 12:29 PM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The birds and the bees

Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM

age, bees, birds, bunny, bursting, confused, dad, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, hit, johnny, johnnys, left, live, santa, sex, sobbed, speech, tears, tooth, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 2,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM; by Wood Butcher

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Appreciation

Started by Wongo, 31st October 2006 10:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

“is, appreciation, australia, book, bought, class, didn’t, encouragement, encyclopaedia, expect, eyes, giving, handed, happy, makes, maloof, maths, mother, moved, reading, remark, sam, shocked, smart, student, tears, tonight, wasn’t, wood?”, worthwhile

Replies: 22
Views: 3,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:11 PM; by MajorPanic

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Some from Benny

Started by bennylaird, 30th August 2006 08:29 AM

barber, benny, bill, customers, days, door, eyes, favor, follow, friend, guy, haircut, half, head, hey, hour, hours, house, hysterically, laughing, leaves, left, looked, returned, shop, stuck, tears, wait, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 09:07 AM; by bennylaird

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Thinkers Anonymous

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th July 2006 08:37 AM

anonymous, boss, closed, college, day, doors, exploded, frustration, glass, home, honey, impatiently, job, library, life, lot, meeting, money, mood, night, open;, poster, professors, rage, serious, started, tears, thinker, thinkers, thinking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 09:24 AM; by Andy Mac

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My old car

Started by Daddles, 14th July 2006 01:15 PM

bits, bloke, bursts, car, counter, fall, hug, kid, mpg, richard, start, street, supacheap, tears

Replies: 5
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 11:06 PM; by journeyman Mick

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The Irishman

Started by Eddie Jones, 6th June 2006 12:30 PM

blonde, castaway, closer, drop, eyes, fell, flask, forgotten, gods, gorgeous, hearing, irish, irishman, knees, looked, played, pocket, reaches, replied, sleeve, smoke, sobbed, speck, suit, takes, tears, tis, trembling, wet, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 12:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

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Triplets

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:05 PM

ago, babies, bank, boy, bullet, daughter, dog, explained, happened, healthy, luckily, mother, mum, playing, ran, replied, robber, shot, son, stomach, taking, tears, times, tinkle, told, triplets, walked, week, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:05 PM; by Baz

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use it or lose it

Started by doug the slug, 21st November 2005 10:08 PM

anniversary, blouse, boutique, clothes, coming, continues, dirty, expensive, eyes, holes, home, husband, jeans, lady, lose, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, tears, threw, unfaithful, wait, wear, wife, wore

Replies: 3
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:36 AM; by Grunt

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hells bells

Started by Cosmo, 10th November 2005 09:34 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bells, bit, bloke, cosmo, exams, final, greek, hands, heads, hells, ideas, inside, kids, lessons, nervous, nong, poor, school, shes, starting, stressed, studies, swear, tails, tearing, tears, tired, wana, week, wreck

Replies: 43
Views: 4,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2005 05:26 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Very Angry and frustrated!!

Started by Christopha, 10th November 2005 12:37 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2pm, aaaaaaaaarggggghhhhhh, angry, breaking, breath, brother, confident, difficult, driver, exam, frustrated, helping, holding, john, johnny, love, mess, night, positive, rang, real, son, sore, spoke, support, tears, times, train, uni, unlike

Replies: 32
Views: 4,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 02:25 AM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ahhhhh - Blood

Started by DavidG, 6th August 2005 02:43 PM

ahhhhh, b.tch, bits, blood, bowl, cut, cuts, dressing, eek, exploded, fine, finger, lathe, left, mad, nasty, ouch, pointer, putting, real, series, spinning, steady, stopped, tears, thin, top, weekend, whilst, worried

Replies: 7
Views: 2,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 12:24 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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SAFETY

read it and weep

Started by womble, 29th April 2005 02:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

butcher, carl, cours, cuz, damian, dwn, eek, fun, huh, iunno, jeeees, kewlness, language, laughter, lol, monthz, olds, omg, outz, read, so0o, stay, stuffz, tears, thass, told, touch, traves, weep, write

Replies: 22
Views: 3,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2005 05:25 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Spiders

Started by silentC, 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM

answered, attention, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mommy, poofter, puzzled, question, replied, shyte, soared, spiders, stomped, tears, top, wonders

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM; by silentC

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The Demonic Ape

Started by silentC, 3rd December 2004 03:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animal, ape, apparently, aware, behaviour, cat, causing, chimpanzees, cruel, cruelty, demonic, distress, doco, empathy, environment, exhibit, goodalls, humans, leg, level, mother, mouse, neighbours, pain, shark, tears, theresa, understanding, upsetting, watching

Replies: 17
Views: 4,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2004 11:21 AM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stopping Water Return on a Flat Roof

Started by Scooterscum, 27th November 2004 02:52 PM

bead, bending, bottom, couple, difficult, direct, edge, facia, facias, flat, gutter, gutters, ideas, matal, methods, punch, replace, replacing, return, roof, running, shortly, silicon, simon, stopping, tears, tin, tit, valley, water

Replies: 11
Views: 4,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2004 11:32 AM; by Scooterscum

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Reasons to love Sydney

Started by craigb, 8th September 2004 10:52 AM

beans, body, car, coffee, difference, donor, ethiopian, grown, home, love, machine, mothers, move, night, opinion, parking, piercings, reasons, space, spend, sperm, strong, sumatran, sydney, taste, taxi, tears, vegetables, visible, week

Replies: 6
Views: 2,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 11:44 AM; by PaulS

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Blonde again

Started by Bob Willson, 30th March 2004 06:46 PM

agrees, bad, blonde, boss, breaks, call, chance, check, crying, day, decides, died, horrible, hours, hysterically, judi, matter, mind, morning, mum, office, pass, received, replies, rushes, sister, sympathetically, tears, usual, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 06:46 PM; by Bob Willson

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Playing around

Started by Driver, 5th November 2003 04:39 PM

agree, amazed, badly, bastard, burst, car, company, day, ego, golf, he’s, home, hotel, kiss, lot, managed, match, misjudge, morning, passionately, play, playing, pulls, reaction, round, situation, suggests, tears, tells, week

Replies: 0
Views: 2,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 04:39 PM; by Driver

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What do you get .....

Started by Eastie, 24th September 2003 11:23 AM

ass, brings, cross, donkey, ears, eyes, lucky, onion, piece, simply, tears, time, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2003 11:23 AM; by Eastie

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Little Johnny

Started by Baz, 31st May 2003 11:02 PM

bellowing, cry, dad, downstairs, hammer, hanging, hit, johnny, laugh, lustily.his, matter, mother, pictures, serious, sobbed, soothed, tears, thumb, upset

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2003 11:02 PM; by Baz

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Vaseline

Started by Baz, 9th April 2003 10:52 PM

asleep, bathroom, bowl, day, eyes, farting, fingers, floor, footsteps, frantic, god, grace, guts, husband, laughing, morning, raced, reckoned, revenge, scream, shorts, sound, stop, tears, told, torture, turkey, upstairs, vaseline, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2003 10:52 PM; by Baz

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women

Started by Gino, 4th September 2002 11:03 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, cia, door, eyes, finally, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, shot, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, tears, wife, wiped, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2002 11:03 PM; by Gino

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A born loser

Horse rider

Donkey x onion

FBI recruiting

Pinkies Hurt

Good Advice

Pepper tequila

Pittance of time

The birds and the bees

Appreciation

Some from Benny

Thinkers Anonymous

My old car

The Irishman

Triplets

use it or lose it

hells bells

Very Angry and frustrated!!

Ahhhhh - Blood

read it and weep

The Spiders

The Demonic Ape

Stopping Water Return on a Flat Roof

Reasons to love Sydney

Blonde again

Playing around

What do you get .....

Little Johnny

Vaseline

women