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Alcohol Abuse

Started by gawdelpus, 6th January 2011 10:48 PM

130, a.m, abuse, alcohol, body”, cheers, effects, elderly, giving, human, john, lecture, night, night?”, officer, police, replies, stopped, time, wife, “my, “really

Replies: 2
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2011 06:28 PM; by Christos

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JOKES

Cyclone Tasha for Christmas

Started by Cliff Rogers, 25th December 2010 12:52 PM

21.5c, 2tsup, barged, cat, christmas, cyclone, lived, lot, morning, perfect, pleasent, power, roast, short, stopped, tasha, turkey, wet, wind, windy

Replies: 8
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2010 05:30 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The hardest thing I've ever had to do

Started by Grumpy John, 9th December 2010 02:13 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

aged, call, care, coward, dad, dying, eating, facility, finding, goodbye, goodbyes, hard, hardest, jeez, life, missing, mum, nerve, phone, real, received, shes, sort, stopped, swore, thing

Replies: 36
Views: 4,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2010 03:33 PM; by graemet

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Murphys Law rules Damn

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd November 2010 07:30 PM

bloke, damn, die, died, halfway, hole, investment, law, life, lifetime, limited, makita, mcewens, murphy, murphys, power, read, renovateforum.com, rules, sold, stopped, thread, tools, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2010 07:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

We Will Remember Them

Started by wheelinround, 11th November 2010 05:49 PM

11am, 1min, bell, forbes, forbes.2tsup2tsup2tsup, hare, played, pleasure, post, remember, sale, silence, sounded, stopped, sydney, total, usual

Replies: 10
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2010 06:28 AM; by 3 toed sloth

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Malaysian Toilets

Started by johmar, 17th August 2010 10:07 PM

aussie, comfort, conned, corner, disabled, family, follow, ghost, home, john, kanak, lead, malaysian, matsali, motioned, night, odds, prefer, round, set, sized, squat, stopped, thinking, toilet, toilets, told, trip, type, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 10:07 PM; by johmar

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JOKES

Religious experience

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2010 06:05 PM

allan, arrive, arrived, away.d, blokes, car, couple, door, doorbell, driveway, experience, god, heard, hid, home, husband, mormon, naked, neighbour, petrol, phone, pressing, ran, regigious, religious, running, stopped, talking, unexpectedly, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2010 06:56 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Wet Cold Feet

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th August 2010 10:20 PM

bit, blundstone, boots, cold, constantly, damp, dobbin, exit, feet, freezing, grass, gum, moisture, raining, read, recommendations, renovateforum.com, slosh, stage, stopped, stops, thread, time, walk, waterproof, wearing, wet, winter

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2010 10:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Carba-Tec again

Started by Woodwould, 31st July 2010 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aware, blue, bought, bread, car, carba-tec, carbatec, collateral, couple, david, demonstrations, experience, gents, helpful, leave, melbourne, morning, park, pinny, pleasant, regular, saturday, serving, shopping, smiling, snags, stopped, there;, toys, veritas

Replies: 18
Views: 3,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2010 09:37 AM; by Phil Spencer

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HAVE YOUR SAY

BP announced today

Started by groverwa, 1st July 2010 12:04 AM

announced, gulf, immediatley, leaking, mexico, oil, out.b, pipe, putting, ring, stopped, today, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2010 12:04 AM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Weddings and Funerals

Started by Rodgera, 17th June 2010 09:40 PM

aunts, cackling, funerals, poking, ribs, started, stopped, telling, weddings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2010 09:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

SureFire Sonic Defender ear plugs

Started by Denim, 11th April 2010 01:52 AM

advance, benefits, buy, captured, conversation, decrease, defender, denim, disposable, ear, fan, hold, jobs, love, minor, musicians, normal, pair, pairs, past, plugs, read, recommend, semi-disposable, sonic, sound, stopped, surefire, volume, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 3,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2010 10:02 PM; by soundman

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SAFETY

A tourist on his way to Munruben

Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2010 02:38 PM

boy, fork, hey, indicating, john, kid, matter, munruben, replied, road, route, sign, spotting, stopped, tourist, yelled

Replies: 5
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2010 09:01 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Aussie Poem

Started by Phil Spencer, 18th February 2010 09:03 AM

aussie, bank, bloke, bloody, breath, call, caught, check, cocky, dam, day, death, ewe, fleece, gratitude, hang, hed, hot, jocks, local, pay, poem, rep, round, saving, shed, stock, stopped, water, wet

Replies: 6
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2010 12:13 PM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

HELP! lawn mower doesn't stop

Started by Evan Pavlidis, 20th February 2010 01:26 PM

common, day, easily, engine, evan, fathers, finished, fixed, forumites, fuel, gooday, lawn, lever, moved, mowed, mower, position, pumped, red, remaining, running, stop, stopped, switch, throttle, victa, vj165a1, yard

Replies: 11
Views: 3,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2010 07:44 AM; by Dengue

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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JOKES

Airline Lunches

Started by wheelinround, 15th January 2010 04:41 PM

airline, aisle, bloke, blokes, chicken, digger, dollars, flight, front, hand, handed, left, life, looked, lunch, lunches, mate, plane, pucka, puckapunyal, quickly, reached, seat, shake, soldiers, stopped, ten, time, twenty-five, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:52 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

haunted ute indercators?

Started by weisyboy, 31st December 2009 08:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, checked, clicks, dash, dull, fast, fine, flashing, haunted, ideas, indercators, indicator, indicators, left, light, lights, month, rear, started, stopped, strange, teh, times, trouble, ute

Replies: 16
Views: 2,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2010 10:16 PM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Lone Sailor

Started by wheelinround, 24th November 2009 05:13 PM

abc, amazing, australia, cape, checked, christmas, corrected, dutch, eading, edit, girl, google, government, horn, horn.doh, island, jess, jurno.roll, lone, maps, north, occassonally, ocean, pacific, sailor, school, stopped, voyage, west, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2009 09:59 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Prefinished Ironbark 10mm Flooring - any problems?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd November 2009 02:10 AM

10mm, bevels, cupping/lengthening, display, dried, engineered, feedback, ironbark, issues, join, joints, lines, live, looked, merit, prefinished, prone, properly, read, renovateforum.com, sample, sanded, sealed, sell, solid, stock, stocking, stopped, thread, warranty

Replies: 0
Views: 2,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2009 02:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Ray's night out

Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:32 PM

6pm, evening, giving, hole, home, hours, lecture, local, morning, night, officer, ossifer, patrol, police, policeman, previous, ray, rays, replied, sarcastically, slurred, stopped, story, time, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:48 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Calm's logic

Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:36 PM

calm, calms, conclusion, david, drinking, evils, finally, logic, stopped, thinking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2009 08:36 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

The miracle of toilet paper

Started by Calm, 17th October 2009 09:53 PM

alive, as2, beat, breasts, characteristically, continue, day, deal, fresh, front, grow, husband, larger, meals, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, piece, replies, rubbing, stand, stopped, straw, stupid, telling, therapy, toilet, walk

Replies: 2
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 05:05 AM; by artme

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JOKES

My one day of employment

Started by Woodwould, 8th September 2009 12:10 PM

blind, bunnings, day, employment, entrance, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, loud, maam, morning, nice, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, stopped, store, stupid, twins, ugly, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 1,735

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 03:13 PM; by Woodwould

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JOKES

Sunshine and Shellac don't mix

Started by Bodgy, 4th October 2005 12:26 PM

bad, bubble, event, extremely, finish, fnished, idea, impatient, impatiently, mix, morrow, oregan, pinpricks, quicker, recycled, sanding, shellac, shellac/wax, started, stopped, stupid, sun, sunshine, till, tiny, wait, warning, wax, weekend, wool

Replies: 11
Views: 3,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2009 11:26 PM; by HammaHed

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FINISHING

Aussie Blondes

Started by wheelinround, 4th July 2009 06:16 PM

amazed, aussie, baby, blonde, blondes, breathing, day, driveway, easy, excitedly, happier, happy, heavily, heck, home, iga, joy, jumping, kit, love, news, pregnancy, pregnant, running, starting, stopped, tests, told, twin-pack, twins

Replies: 4
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2009 07:52 AM; by AUSSIE

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JOKES

near new electric stove fan problem .

Started by bluegum30, 4th July 2009 01:54 PM

,can, ago, bought, called, concept, daughterinlaw, electric, fan, fix, italy, lloyd, months, problem, spare, stopped, stove, suggest, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2009 10:14 PM; by bluegum30

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brivis Networker Problem

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th June 2009 10:40 PM

backlight, black, blank, brivis, buttons, canberra, cold, cooling, evap, heater, ideas, minutes, networker, night, play, properly, read, renovateforum.com, started, stopped, swithching, thread, urn

Replies: 0
Views: 3,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2009 10:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Are we all looking forward to the Carbon Tax?

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 2nd July 2008 09:41 PM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

analyisis, ascheme, average, benefit, carbon, competitors, cost, cutting, emissions, finacial, forward, gases, guys, intention, joe, lot, media, nice, pain, price, quantified, questions, rudd, scheme, soaring, stop, stopped, tax, warming, world

Replies: 140
Views: 25,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2009 05:41 PM; by BobL

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hitchhiker

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2009 07:31 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2009 04:22 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Prodo's vs Catholics

Started by Rodgera, 12th March 2009 10:56 AM

catholics, cop, crosswalk, flow, hed, paddy, pass, patiently, pedestrians, prodo, prodos, shouted, sidewalk, stood, stopped, tenth, time, times, traffic, vehicular, waiting, watching, york

Replies: 4
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2009 01:25 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

Westinghouse Gas oven stopped heating

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 31st January 2009 01:00 PM

advice, ago, awhile, bright, common, cost, days, don’t, electric, fail, gas, heating, igniters, mounted, oven, ovens, plumber, power, read, renovateforum.com, replace, simpler, stopped, thinking, thread, track, unit, wall, westinghouse, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 2,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2009 01:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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HEATING & COOLING

The New Conductor

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2009 04:26 PM

agitated, angrily, brought, clashed, conductor, confidence, cymbalist, delicate, demanding, fears, highly, instruments, looked, music, musicians, orchestra, passage, person, realized, realizing, rehearsal, soft, stopped, sydney, symphonic

Replies: 2
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2009 09:06 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

industrial light dimmer supplies?

Started by miles and jules, 21st January 2009 06:51 PM

$15, 2000watt, 400watt, acurate, bigger, bunnings, components, dim, dimmer, dimming, electronics, ellectronic, guys, inbuilt, industrial, light, lights, miles, reading, stage, stopped, suggestions, supplies, voltmeter

Replies: 5
Views: 2,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2009 08:26 PM; by miles and jules

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

fiddler in the Sub way

Started by wheelinround, 7th January 2009 10:31 AM

bell, continued, fiddler, hour, hurried, joshua, listen, metro, minutes, money, mother, musician, musicians, noticed, pace, people, pieces, played, playing, station, stop, stopped, time, violin, violinist, walk, washington, world, worth, written

Replies: 5
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2009 01:34 AM; by reef12

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JOKES

This is not a joke

Started by groverwa, 26th November 2008 08:05 AM

bad, bloody, cattle, choice, dad, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, heard, hed, joke, kids, letter, life, love, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, truck, voice, walked, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 7,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:48 PM; by prozac

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A Woodies Yarn

Speeding ...

Started by derekcohen, 27th November 2008 06:04 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2008 11:20 AM; by rsser

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JOKES

G'day folks

Started by tweak, 5th November 2008 09:40 AM

ago, artists, basic, books, due, folk, folks, fun, gday, hope, job, judy, kiddies, knowledge, learn, left, lol, lot, lots, loving, meet, patrick, pieces, sawdust, spielman, started, stopped, toys, woodturning, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2008 12:39 PM; by tweak

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

An Aussie Poem

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:49 AM

aussie, bank, bloody, caught, check, cocky, dam, ewe, fleece, hang, hed, hide, hot, jocks, local, poem, puffed, ran, rep, round, rule, run, safe, shed, spot, stock, stopped, stuffed, water, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 09:49 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The Gas Company

Started by Rodgera, 17th September 2008 08:30 PM

alley, breath, challenged, company, figured, gas, gasping, hard, house, huffing, lady, meter, meters, neighborhood, outrun, parked, puffing, realized, replied, run, running, senior, servicemen, stopped, suburban, supervisor, trainee, training, truck, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2008 09:10 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

G'day from Upwey, Melbourne

Started by geckoboy, 12th September 2008 10:46 PM

absolute, beginner, bit, cheap, cheers, dandenongs, drop, evening, figure, figured, forum, gday, grand, lurking, meantime, melbourne, melbournes, pete, post, posting, roval, similar, started, stopped, time, tough, upgrade, upwey, woodfast, woodturning

Replies: 8
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2008 07:58 PM; by tea lady

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

hello from Michigan

Started by wheeloftime, 17th July 2008 07:08 AM

ago, axles, cherry, couple, dad, exception, kid, kids, love, mark, michigan, missed, money, nuts, pics, plan, repaired, section, semi, started, stopped, tired, tools, totally, toys, tractor, trailer, wasting, watching, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2008 08:29 PM; by graemet

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Triton user from england here

Started by The enderman, 18th July 2008 01:35 AM

daunting, england, facing, fellow, purchased, putting, raining, recently, stopped, task, tools, triton, user, users, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2008 11:33 AM; by Sturdee

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Friday special

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th June 2008 10:20 AM

absolutely, alike, allan, clicks, continuously, dressed, enters, friday, greeter, hard-faced, hell, idiot, kmart, loud, love, mouse, obscenities, replied, screams, scrubby, slob, sons, special, stopped, teach, ten, twins, ugly, unattractive, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 10:50 AM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Barry and the policeman

Started by munruben, 6th June 2008 09:55 AM

barry, lecture, night, policeman, pub, replied, staggered, stopped, street, time, wife, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 07:23 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Department of Conservation

Started by goat, 12th May 2008 08:29 PM

bull, card, chores, close, conservation, department, farm, farmer, fence, gaining, heard, huge-horned, immediately, loud, nodded, politely, prize, ran, rep, representative, running, screams, shouted, step, stopped, terrified, threw, tools, understand, water

Replies: 4
Views: 1,951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 06:09 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Microwave question

Started by wheelinround, 20th April 2008 12:57 PM

contact, dealer, device, heating, house, microwave, pad, phut, piece, plastic, prior, question, removed, replacement, sharp, sign, stopped, thingy, touch, turntable, week, window

Replies: 11
Views: 3,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:35 AM; by clubbyr8

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

John & Allan on tour

Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 08:55 AM

allan, approaching, argued, arguing, argument, blonde, burrrrrrrr, counter, driving, employee, gerrrrrrr, girl, john, kiiiiing, leaned, louisiana, lunch, natchitoches, pronounce, pronunciation, settle, slowly, started, stood, stopped, tour, town, usa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 09:35 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

My thicknesser stopped, lost receipt

Started by fagersz, 31st March 2008 11:34 AM

appreciated, attempts, bearings, brushes, bunnings, carbon, centimetre, check, cheers, clues, fix, fixing, left, lost, receipt, replcement, ryobi, start, stopped, thicknesser, threw, woodworkers, zanne

Replies: 4
Views: 2,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 07:58 PM; by Blu_Rock

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

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