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not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin

Started by fenderbelly, 31st July 2013 10:32 PM

abraham, answered, ceiling, clock, earth, entire, fan, hands, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lie-clocks, lies, life, lincolns, mother, move, moved, peter, recycled, replied, responded, rudd’s, telling, teresas, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2013 07:52 AM; by Rodgera

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is PAR a control freak.

Started by splirky, 1st July 2013 08:44 PM

approval, boat, builder, control, domain, freak, master, par, replied, replies, started, subject, thread

Replies: 3
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2013 05:27 PM; by nrb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

small mistake

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:27 AM

5th, arrow, boys, churchill, clothes, direct, endowed, flow, grade, helped, hoisting, holding, horses, inside, lifted, maam, mistake, notice, pants, race, racetrack, replied, riding, seventh, silver, small, staring, teacher, unusually, wee-wees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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smart

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:41 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:16 PM; by Rodgera

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Golf

Started by fenderbelly, 9th June 2013 12:43 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 05:16 PM; by Sturdee

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Five little old ladies

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th June 2013 03:56 PM

135, allan, cold, day, driver, driving, friends, highway, hour, informed, kilometres, ladies, lady, limit, passengers, policeman, pulled, replied, shaking, slow, speed, sticking, uncontrollably

Replies: 0
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2013 03:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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I got a complement, I think.

Started by KBs PensNmore, 5th June 2013 11:01 PM

bondi, chest, complement, kryn, lady, lovely, manly, replied, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2013 06:31 PM; by rwbuild

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Aldi Job application

Started by gms002a, 6th April 2013 08:41 AM

####, aldi, answer, application, barn, bathroom, blink, day, f%^$, fastest, flip, found, guts, house, impressed, instant, jennifer, job, light, meself, obvious, pasture, question, ran, replied, speed, switch, wall, wally, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 11:31 PM; by hp8

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Walking the dog

Started by Breslau, 29th March 2013 12:08 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, father, garage, gas, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replied, returned, round, scent, stole, surprised, thread, time, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2013 12:08 PM; by Breslau

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Crux of the Matter

Started by Rodgera, 28th March 2013 10:56 AM

attorney, court, crux, district, easy, elicit, federal, finally, honor, hour, information, judge, lawyer, matter, paid, prominent, prompted, question, replied, response, sitting, times, unsuccessfully, watching, witness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2013 11:11 AM; by Mutawintji

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Medical Student

Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2013 11:04 AM

arm, bill, break, congratulated, day, door, driveway, due, earlier, fix, graduated, hectic, learned, medical, moved, replied, schedule, spotted, student, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2013 02:36 PM; by rrich

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Availability of Wattyl Natural Teak Oil (Scandinavian)

Started by LGS, 11th March 2013 04:06 PM

availability, burnishing, cans, confirm, cos, current, dramas, finishing, funny, litre, natural, oil, ooops, product, rang, raw, replied, rightrolleyes, rob, run, scandinavian, stocks, teak, timber, timbero, warehouse, wattyl, wrong, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 3,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2013 04:26 PM; by antiphile

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FINISHING

Chapped lips

Started by MBM888, 8th March 2013 12:19 PM

backside, chapped, cure, drover, heat”, horse, horse;, kisses, lifts, lips, replied, scorching, sweaty, tale, tourist, walks, watches, “does

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2013 12:19 PM; by MBM888

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Wardrobe Install - Not as requested. Opinions?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th February 2013 09:50 AM

break, carpet, completed, completion, cornice, cover, cut, deduction, doubt, gap, install, installers, intact, job, joinery, leave, left, lunch, manufacturer, mention, notch, notched, panel, replied, request, requested, robes, slide, wardrobes, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 2,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2013 09:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Far fetched

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th February 2013 08:05 PM

allan, antiques, bros, celebrated, century, condition, dogs, fetch, fetched, idea, johns, london, ooh, operated, paddy, presenter, produced, rare, replied, road, set, sticks, stuffed, taxidermists, valued, wear, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2013 08:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Made a donkey out of him

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2013 10:00 AM

allan, aye, bit, blinking, call, care, day, dead, donkey, eyelid, father, front, fun, impression, jones, kin, lads, lawn, matter, notify, obliged, omalley, oyer, people, reason, replied, sergeant, tis, true, wag

Replies: 1
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2013 04:39 PM; by Scott

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Racism?

Started by Bushmiller, 29th January 2013 05:10 PM

aisle, assistant, bratwurst, bunnings.-, customer, dog, german, german?-, guinness, guy, hot, irish?-, italian, italian?-, jewish?-, kosher, mexican?-, offended, paul, polish, polish?-, racism, replied, sausage, shop, taco, wouldnt.-

Replies: 3
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2013 04:18 PM; by hybridfiat

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A Tap on the Shoulder...

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2013 08:11 PM

apologized, attention, badly, cab, control, day, daylights, driver, driving, fault, gently, heading, hearse, lost, mere, moments, passenger, question, realise, replied, salford, scared, screamed, shaken, shoulder, startle, tap, tapped, taxi, wednesday

Replies: 3
Views: 2,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 11:44 PM; by rwbuild

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Muffins

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2013 10:38 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2013 04:46 PM; by rrich

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Candle

Started by Rodgera, 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM; by Rodgera

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Rspca

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd January 2013 06:20 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2013 10:26 PM; by rwbuild

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Money, money, money.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th January 2013 08:31 PM

allan, argue, hand, leave, mention, money, replied, time, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2013 12:26 PM; by wheelinround

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Newly Married

Started by Rodgera, 18th January 2013 01:05 PM

bride, father, feeling, fortune, honey, insecure, left, married, matter, newly, replied, sweetly, swmbo

Replies: 0
Views: 923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2013 01:05 PM; by Rodgera

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Rising temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM

allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM; by A Duke

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Terrible Noise

Started by Rodgera, 9th January 2013 11:52 AM

apprehensively, awful, background, called, day, dishwasher, father, fixed, hear, home, jet, mother, noise, plane, plans, replied, taking, terrible

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2013 11:52 AM; by Rodgera

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50 Sheds of Grey

Started by Bushmiller, 13th November 2012 06:39 PM

book, bottom, brandishing, concerns, cried, fifty, forum, garden, grey, happily, idea, me”, pain?”, read, real, replied, shed, sheds, stilettos, treat, window, woodies, workbench, “are, “harder”, “i’m, “very, “you

Replies: 5
Views: 1,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2012 04:00 PM; by hybridfiat

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Behlen stringed instrument lacquer

Started by gilamonster, 27th November 2012 04:26 PM

$300, application, bare, behlen, body, cans, dyed, expensive, final, finish, french, globs, guitaraust, happened, hard, instrument, labouriously, lacquer, leave, nought, product, replied, result, risk, sanding, shellac, starting, stringed, weeks, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 4,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2012 11:08 AM; by KJ401

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FINISHING

Curtains for us

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th December 2012 09:53 PM

allan, assistant, blonde, buy, computer, computers, curtains, hellloooooooo, inches, mine, pink, replied, seventeen, size, spotlight, windooooooows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2012 09:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Blood bros

Started by rwbuild, 26th November 2012 04:19 AM

arab, aye, blood, box, bros, card, chocolates, donate, finally, generous, happy, laddie, life, nice, phoned, quality, replied, save, scotsman, scottish, shocked, street, surgery, surprised, thank-you, time, type, urgent, veins, worldwide

Replies: 1
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2012 09:46 PM; by Jonzjob

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Kind hearted banker?

Started by MBM888, 7th November 2012 07:24 PM

afternoon, bank, banker, bring, ceo, children, eat, eating, fellows, foot, glad, grass, hearted, kind, limousine, love, major, money, pitiful, poor, replied, riding, road, sir, squeezed, stop, taking, underway, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2012 07:24 PM; by MBM888

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Groucho Marks and his cigar....

Started by MBM888, 4th November 2012 11:17 PM

children.o, cigar, confidently, era, groucho, hesitation, hmmand, husband, introduced, love, manage, marks, mention, much.throbpash, replied, sex, smokeing, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2012 11:17 PM; by MBM888

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Kiss my …..

Started by MBM888, 2nd November 2012 04:04 PM

beauty, body, burned, cheek.kiss, couple, day, dear, doctor, donated, graft, honey, husband, kiss, kisses, mother, plenty, ranted, raved, relatives, repay, replied, severely, skin, thin, time, told, womans, worry, you.”, youthful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2012 04:53 PM; by A Duke

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A very fair haired jobbie.

Started by Jonzjob, 22nd October 2012 01:47 AM

andy, answer, arrivals, arrive, days, easy, entrance, expect, fair, female, haired, head, heaven, jobbie, letter, matilda, person, peter, question, questions, replied, stand, start, swagman, time, twelve, waltzing, week, ………………………………………, “person”

Replies: 0
Views: 4,784

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2012 01:47 AM; by Jonzjob

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A Woodies Yarn

For the Ladies…

Started by MBM888, 17th October 2012 05:31 PM

$20, $20.00, address, bill, clean, condition, considered, deeply, exceptionally, eyes, flabbergasted, hand, handsome, house, kinky, ladies…, leaned, looked, mans, matter, meaningfully, moment, pressed, proposition, purse, removed, replied, slowly, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2012 05:31 PM; by MBM888

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The Gift

Started by Yonnee, 15th October 2012 04:13 PM

bit, bouquet, box, boy, brought, champagne, children, day, drop, finger, florists, flowers, gift, gifts, guessed, heavy, leaking, lifted, liquid, liquor-store, noticed, owners, puppy, replied, school, son, tasted, teacher, touched, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2012 04:13 PM; by Yonnee

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The annual checkup

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:31 PM

accidentally, annual, appeared, avid, boar, bush, checkup, child, continued, dead, doctor, dropped, dumbfounded, exclaimed, front, grabbed, handle, happened, hurry, impossible, pregnant, queried, raised, replied, rifle, shot, squeezed, suddenly, umbrella, wild

Replies: 0
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2012 04:31 PM; by MBM888

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A Homeless Man

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:30 PM

astounded, beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, fishing, food, furious, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, time, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:30 PM; by MBM888

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It's no fun getting old

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:56 PM

beautiful, busy, dog, door, driveway, drunk, evening, free, fun, home, house, immediately, knocked, lives, living, love, night, nope, plans, replied, rushed, shes, single, street, strong, time, tonight, urge, watch, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2012 10:55 PM; by chambezio

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How to impress your Doctor

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:33 PM

afternoon, couple, day, doctor, drinks, golfer, hair, heck, hills, hour, impress, inspired, mates, mental, nice, outdoors, physical, playing, poker, relieved, replied, story, stress, terrible, times, toll, trees, walk, wind, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2012 06:33 PM; by MBM888

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A day at the races

Started by Grumpy John, 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM

assigned, black, boy, boys, caviar, clothes, day, direct, dry, endowed, equipment, flow, grade, grades, lifted, maam, mens, notice, race, races, replied, riding, shake, staring, teacher, time, toilet, unusually, waiting, wee-wees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM; by Grumpy John

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Arranging my will.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st October 2012 08:55 PM

addendum, allan, arranging, ashes, bunnings, cater, cremated, daughters, final, included, k-mart, preparing, recently, replied, requests, save, scattered, sons, store, visit, visits, week, wished

Replies: 0
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2012 08:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Finding threads I have replied to

Started by Dengue, 30th September 2012 01:20 PM

advanced, finding, forgotten, list, posts, replied, reply, search, started, threads, title

Replies: 5
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2012 02:15 PM; by Groggy

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

G'day (or bonjour as we say over here) from a Pom

Started by John Aregom, 19th September 2012 01:36 AM

1305, 1524, 2009, 3902301911, 4901504924, acknowledge, acquired, article, band, bonjour, copies, deceased, enquiry, estate, france, friend, gday, john, lathe, live, manuals, model, pom, replied, serial, sheppach, suggestions, tools, user, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2012 12:52 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Email notification to replies?

Started by Jonzjob, 17th September 2012 07:44 AM

email, notification, replied, replies, started, stickies, treads

Replies: 5
Views: 974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2012 04:52 AM; by Jonzjob

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Water Beds

Started by Rodgera, 15th September 2012 09:58 AM

beds, carry, customer, deliver, doh, filled, found, heard, helped, hundred, imaginable, item, journal, kidding, kilos, pause, question, replied, selling, short, stunned, water, weigh

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2012 09:58 AM; by Rodgera

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Visit to Wallan from "Rodgera"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2012 10:19 PM

10.00pm, allan, carpet, doorway, floorshow, lifted, night, pub, replied, rodgera, unexpected, visit, walked, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2012 07:37 AM; by Rodgera

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Does this come up on Your Screen.

Started by issatree, 27th August 2012 06:56 PM

add, arrow, box, iphone, olas, promoting, reading, registraion, remember, replied, rid, robbos, screen, telling, thread, underlined, university, winning, words

Replies: 9
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2012 12:53 PM; by issatree

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Guarded LOL

Started by Rodgera, 3rd August 2012 10:06 AM

beautiful, children, doin, face-mask, gently, grandson, green, guarded, heard, interlude, lol, mask, morning, nanna, pale, putting, rarely, replied, stood, swmbo, told, wifeaka, years-old, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2012 03:25 PM; by rrich

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Ventriloquist mark 2

Started by Carry Pine, 18th August 2012 11:12 AM

act, audience, bit, bloke, clever, comedian, concentrate, dummy, english, hear, irish, irishman, joke, jokes, laughing, living, mark, nasty, puppet, replied, set, started, stupid, suitcase, talking, told, tonight, upset, ventriloquist, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2012 11:12 AM; by Carry Pine

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The wife

Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2012 11:24 AM

death, die, door, hope, house, leave, painful, replied, screaming, slow, stay, walking, wife, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2012 10:22 PM; by Scott

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JOKES

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