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Little bird

Started by bullfright, 6th March 2009 04:39 AM

adopted, air, bird, branch, chirped, climb, couple, dear, deep, effort, efforts, fell, female, finally, forest, ground, hours, jumped, mate, question, reached, sad, sitting, slowly, time, top, tree, turtle, watched, waving

Replies: 1
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2009 04:15 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Brain exchange

Started by Rodgera, 13th February 2009 06:35 PM

$200, avoiding, awkward, brain, brains, contact, control, doctor, entire, exchange, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, news, price, pricing, procedure, question, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, unable, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 06:35 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

The bare truth

Started by AlexS, 26th January 2009 10:23 PM

bare, bear, bears, berry, czech, czechoslovakian, family, female, friend, grabbed, high-powered, lawyer, local, looked, male, mercedes, morning, nearest, plagued, raced, ran, replied, rifle, sheriff, summer, time, told, town, truth, visions

Replies: 3
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2009 11:48 AM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Slow News Day?

Started by Cruzi, 15th January 2009 09:34 AM

17-24, bikinis, boost, career, commander, commanders, day, demographic, feasible, female, happen, love, media, naval, neutral, news, phillips, question, quoted, recruitment, reply, replying, ruined, sailors, slow, stupid, suggest, suggested, suggesting, wear

Replies: 2
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2009 08:11 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dazzlers new shed - brag

Started by dazzler, 12th January 2009 08:31 PM

2tsup, 93872, 93873, 93874, 93875, backpackers, brag, buggers, colour;, crannies, dazzlers, defibrilation, female, floor, hatch, jealous, middle, nice, night, nooks, poor, required;, restores, shed, shed;, swedish, tools;, touch, uneven, wires

Replies: 13
Views: 2,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 11:34 AM; by dazzler

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JOKES

Plumbing Questions

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th January 2009 04:20 PM

1/2, applications, basins, brass, brazed, cisterns, common, connecting, copper, female, fitting, household, in-wall, mains, names, plumbing, pressure, questions, read, renovateforum.com, section, sinks, stop, thickness, thread, threaded, toilet, tubing, valves, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2009 04:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING

Where's Stirlo

Started by wheelinround, 23rd December 2008 10:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

15th, auto, coming, date, dec, distracted, female, form, hockey, licence, maccas, quiet, ray, shifts, stirlo, wood

Replies: 19
Views: 4,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2009 09:05 AM; by wheelinround

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HAVE YOUR SAY

How to use Teflon tape?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

1/2, advised, bit, bunching, buying, change, connection, connector, female, hard, inch, involved, leaks, overlap, properly, seal, sit, slight, tap, tape, teflon, thread, times, top, upwards, wind, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 2,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Earthing on TV cable

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

adam, advice, attached, bit, cable, coaxial, computer, connected, dust, earth, electrical, female, fitting, forum, gday, house, in-out, metre, outlet, plug, plugged, power, regular, remove, roof, satellite, socket, sparks, thick, type

Replies: 0
Views: 2,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Joining brass male to brass female flared connector

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

absolute, answer, brass, connector, copper, female, flared, joining, male, mate, nonsense, note, paste, perfectly, pipe, replies, seal, secure, smooth, soft, subject, surfaces

Replies: 0
Views: 2,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

mum meets the bride to be

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:32 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 09:37 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

On Behalf of the females

Started by wheelinround, 6th June 2008 06:55 PM

$20.00, absolutely, address, behalf, clean, condition, considered, contended, deeply, eyes, female, females, flabbergasted, hand, house, joke, jokes, kinky, looked, love, male, mans, matter, meaningfully, offer, proposition, replied, slowly, woman, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 08:04 PM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

Warning to all beer drinking men

Started by fenderbelly, 5th June 2008 11:38 PM

beer, click, date, demo, drinking, drug, entrap, extreme, feeling, female, females, form, home, male, men, offered, parties, rape, scam, sex, shrewd, sleep, support, term, unsuspecting, vague, video, warning, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 11:20 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Answer to a Prayer

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM

answer, answered, beads, bring, brought, cage, day, exclaimed, female, females, fun, holding, house, looked, male, parrot, parrots, praise, prayer, prayers, praying, priest, priests, prostitutes, quietly, rosary, terrible, wanna, woman, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

2008 Sydney Timber & Working With Wood Show

Started by Woodie Wood, 9th May 2008 05:03 PM

2008, abcs, art, chain, designer, favourite, featured, female, furniture, interactive, inventors, larger, life, maker, month, panelist, program, richard, seminars, sized, sydney, talented, teacher, timber, vaughan, wood, woodworkers, working, workshops, writer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 05:03 PM; by Woodie Wood

Forum:
EVENTS

Silkworms

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:36 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2008 08:24 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

How do you tell?

Started by Ian Smith, 7th March 2008 11:13 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addressing, bit, books, btw, caught, clue, clues, couple, days, female, forum, gent, girl, ian, madrat, male, mind, non-gender, past, personal, posting, read, referred, response, signature, specific, stumbled, suppose, tailor, wolffie

Replies: 16
Views: 3,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 02:44 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

positon vacant perth

Started by thesupervisor, 12th November 2007 11:39 PM

0407428772, abn, age, apply, asap, assitiant, blue, card, carpenter/site, close, female, honest, intresrting, intrested, koondoola, learn, live, lots, male, perth, pick, positon, prefer, reliability, reliable, rob, safely, trade, vacant, welder

Replies: 4
Views: 2,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 09:52 PM; by MrFixIt

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EMPLOYMENT

two Gentlemen

Started by munruben, 3rd March 2008 09:31 PM

armchairs, club, died, english, female, found, gentlemen, gorilla, hed, jove, living, london, male, officers, papers, queer, reading, remember, respective, retired, simmonds, sitting, top, tree, war, ‘the

Replies: 5
Views: 1,802

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Monogamous Mosman

Started by Greg Ward, 9th February 2008 11:30 AM

2.8%, 4.2%, abs, cross, female, greg, kings, live, male, married, marry, matter, monogamous, months, mosman, mosmanites, past, percentage, population, recent, sex, statistics, suburb, sydney, unmarried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 12:42 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

A TRUE story -Bluddy wimmin (again)

Started by woodcutta, 29th January 2008 08:42 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

1.4, arguments, bluddy, city, corner, fantastic, female, fisrt, gps, guess, instructed, kilometers, left, located, meters, navigate, peace, peaceful, perfect, position, set, shattered, story, sydney, trip, true, uprolleyes, voice, wimmin, woodcutta

Replies: 73
Views: 8,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 06:54 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Woody Chicken

Started by dazzler, 21st January 2008 03:36 PM

chicken, cross, female, heard, hee, one;, road, woody

Replies: 3
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 05:54 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

embarrassing itch

Started by Stevenp, 20th December 2007 06:58 AM

boots.d, complaining, confident, desk, dives, doctor, dwarf, embarrassing, emerges, female, groin, head, hears, hows, itch, lifts, lot, perplexed, picks, skirt, snip, stands, top, trimmed, ugg, undaunted, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 06:58 AM; by Stevenp

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JOKES

Oh Sh........

Started by DavidG, 26th November 2007 01:53 PM

blond, car, coming, correct, driving, drove, excitement, female, garden, island, lane, lights, quietly, road, set, sets, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 02:02 PM; by TEEJAY

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barry chatting up..

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:15 AM

barry, book, call, chatting, female, impersonator, living, phone, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 10:15 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Got done for drink driving

Started by Gra, 2nd November 2007 04:43 PM

batons, drink, driving, female, held, hurtdduu, officer, remain, replied, silent, tells, tits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 08:58 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

Gettin' Even

Started by Black Ned, 30th October 2007 03:39 PM

angel, branches, bushes, crap, dashed, deal, emerged, female, fifteen, gettin, giggling, grins, head, hold, it`s, i`ll, i`m, laughter, life, male, minutes, pigeon, shaking, shortly, statue, statues, time, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 03:39 PM; by Black Ned

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JOKES

Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th July 2006 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amen, beat, bed, boys, brethren, call, companion, day, death, fairy, female, forgive, guys, hands, husband, immediately, lord, love, pray, replied, satisfy, stepped, strength, tickets, whine, whoosh, wife, wished, woman, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 08:59 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Co-Axial Cable Query

Started by Hootsmon, 1st October 2007 09:14 AM

$beers, bit, cable, cheers, co-axial, coax, coaxial, connector, electrical, female, fix, fractured, funny, inside, manly, night, query, remember, shot, storm, telly, thrash, trouble, watching, wire, wired, wondering$

Replies: 3
Views: 2,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 12:47 PM; by scooter

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Female Economics

Started by wheelinround, 26th September 2007 11:47 AM

$50, $50+, charges, colours, cut, decided, doh, door, dressers, due, economics, economy, false, fees, female, fil, flamin, gov, grow, hair, loml, mil, mine, reach, rises, saving, sundrie, thin, top, waist

Replies: 7
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 03:06 PM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sorting out ants

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th September 2007 03:18 PM

allan, ants, check, class, dying, easy, female, females, hope, job, male, morning, night, science, sorting, spout, teapot, time, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 03:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Moved: The male to female attraction

Started by Ashore, 5th September 2007 09:14 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2007 01:57 AM; by bigAl

Forum:
JOKES

Laughter in court

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th September 2007 06:37 AM

attend, attorney, autopsies, bar, beard, court, dead, describe, doctor, exam, female, gear, guess, height, individual, laughter, lie, male, medium, morning, oral, pass, people, performed, rephrase, responses, school, stand, true, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 06:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Howard visits nursing home

Started by munruben, 24th August 2007 10:57 AM

bath, calls, close, dear, elderly, female, hey, home, howard, john, lady, matron, minister, mister, morning, nursing, prime, replies, resident, run, sticks, stops, sydney, visiting, visits, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 04:14 AM; by bsrlee

Forum:
JOKES

30kg to much!!!!!

Started by celeste, 7th April 2007 06:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1/2, 15kg, 30kg, apprentices, bags, celeste, chiro, container.2tsup, containers, couple, dangerous, drugs.oo, female, flat, flour, hardware, heat, heavy, ice, lift, lifting, massage, messed, pop, skinny, spa, time, time.doh, timers, white

Replies: 21
Views: 4,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2007 11:58 PM; by Burnsy

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

[Wo]men & Men

Started by Bob38S, 20th March 2007 09:46 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, clever, continue, feeling, female, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam-shes, listen, male, men, mess, mine, moral, readers, richest, stop, story, ten, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2007 10:36 AM; by Krazee

Forum:
JOKES

The Female Version of the "The Code of Practice"

Started by RufflyRustic, 26th June 2006 12:44 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

blue, code, female, femanised, ideas, orange, orange.;, overboard, practice, practice.d, pretty, purple, the code of practice, thread, version, wendy

Replies: 40
Views: 5,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2007 11:43 PM; by Poppa

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Beer Consumption

Started by goat, 25th January 2007 01:27 PM

100%, 4talked, apologize, argued, beer, concerned, considered, consumption, drive, emotional, excessively, failed, female, gained, hormones, necessary.winkp, overly, presence, rationally, refused, revealed, sense, sit, subjects, test, testing, theory, urinating, weight, wrong

Replies: 14
Views: 3,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2007 10:06 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Buuuurp!

Started by Christopha, 20th December 2006 03:30 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 03:54 PM; by mattylinn688

Forum:
JOKES

Wirlybirds

Started by Tonyz, 3rd January 2004 10:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bedrooms, biult, ceiling, covered, days, drink, entertaining, extension, exterior, extraction, female, garage, hot, includes, insulation, rating, recently, recomended, rolleyes, roof, style, tony, views, walls, whirlybird, wirlybirds, worth

Replies: 19
Views: 11,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2006 09:27 PM; by E. maculata

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

I am in trouble again

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th October 2006 09:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

banished, breast, contribution, daughter, dinner, enlargements, female, feminine, girlfriend, girls, kinds, mind.confused, mouthful, night, operation, started, stated, talking, thinking, touch, trouble, understand, wasted, woman, workshop, wrong

Replies: 23
Views: 3,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2006 08:19 PM; by coastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Anniversary Wishes

Started by Tikki, 6th October 2006 06:33 PM

60s, anniversary, appeared, bastards, cheers, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, husband, love, magic, married, moment, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tikki, ungrateful, wand, waved, wife, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 06:41 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Another Oldy

Started by Christopha, 2nd October 2006 06:56 PM

air, bottom, buttons, changed, control, female, hammer, handy, hed, hit, hot, hourglass, lines, lost, male, oldy, page, people, pick, pleasure, push, pushed, railway, remote, shifts, takes, time, warm, weight

Replies: 6
Views: 2,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2006 12:07 AM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Catholic Parrots

Started by Auld Bassoon, 21st September 2006 06:26 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, lady, looked, male, parrot, parrots, pray, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 5
Views: 2,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 10:00 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Decorum please people.

Started by RETIRED, 1st September 2006 09:09 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

banned, concerned, decorum, deleted, drivel, facing, female, fun, harrasment, hrs, immediately, information, limit, line, lot, male, member/s, move, people, pick, posts, push, reason, references, sane, sexual, spammers, suit, twofold, words

Replies: 32
Views: 5,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 01:55 PM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Warning!

Started by OtakiriLad, 26th August 2006 06:15 PM

bad, beer, drug, entrap, extreme, familiar, female, females, form, home, lifes, male, offered, parties, punishment, savings, scam, servitude, sex, sleep, support, swindled, term, times, unfortunate, unsuspecting, vague, warning, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 2,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 10:59 PM; by Terry B

Forum:
JOKES

stumps

Started by trippy, 4th August 2006 12:41 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2006 10:25 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Great Chimp-tation Q ? Ferking pollies...

Started by Zed, 28th July 2006 09:25 AM

brass, call, chimptation, democrats, don, dunstan, election, female, ferking, follow, govt, great, honest, lost, modelled, monarchy, mother, peanuts, politican, politician, pollies, psuedo-politician, sell, snoopy, stood, succede, system, thier, touch, vote

Replies: 7
Views: 2,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 03:38 PM; by Iain

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Mother in Law Special

Started by Jack Plane, 27th July 2006 11:47 AM

addition, bring, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, law, love, married, marry, mother, special, tells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 04:03 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Compressed air connectors leak

Started by arose62, 21st May 2006 08:30 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 06:15 PM; by arose62

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

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