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Pick up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th October 2007 10:02 AM

allan, approached, attractive, bar, chicks, coffee, confidently, dying, guess, handsome, hope, lady, melbourne, pick, reason, replied, time, worried, www

Replies: 0
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2007 10:02 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

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Bank balance

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2007 10:51 AM

allan, approached, balance, bank, check, day, dying, fell, hope, over.o, shoulder, teller, time, touched, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 02:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Beanies

Started by Tonyz, 23rd June 2007 11:06 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2007 10:17 PM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Samurai

Started by Jack Plane, 15th November 2006 11:27 AM

air, approached, box, buzz, buzzed, children, continued, cut, decide, fell, finally, flashed, flew, fly, grin, ground, half, judge, lives, meet, observed, replied, samurai, samurais, satisfied, sliced, superb, sword, swordsman, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 11:40 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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St Peter

Started by Baz, 22nd August 2006 08:40 PM

ago, answer, appeared, approached, bike, biker, boy, couple, gates, ground, happen, head, heavily, impressed, kicked, largest, listen, merit, minutes, nose, offered, pearly, peter, ring, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, trip, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2006 08:40 PM; by Baz

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Incredible story about an elephant's memory

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2006 07:09 PM

approached, bull, carefully, creatures, elephant, elephants, enclosure, foot, front, ground, incredible, killing, legs, lifted, memory, rail, railing, son, standing, stared, story, swung, teenaged, thorn, trumpeted, twenty, walked, walking, wildly, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2006 07:33 PM; by goat

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A little behind

Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM

7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 10:15 AM; by DanP

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the night before christmas

Started by Farm boy, 24th December 2005 03:01 PM

afare, approached, charles, chisel, christmas, decorum, delivering, derek, driving, fella, forum, grunt, guys, happy, hear, hijacked, hohoho, hoping, merry, night, red, relaxing, robbo, sending, shinny, sleigh, tools, trowel, woodies, zed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2005 03:01 PM; by Farm boy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My Son the Veterinarian

Started by Kev Y., 30th October 2005 03:07 PM

amazed, answered, approached, cat, collection, curiosity, honorable, houses, lady, las, living, notice, overcome, pastor, plate, practice, profession, proudly, reno, replied, send, son, successful, sunday, vegas, veterinarian, week, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 09:41 PM; by biotechy2k

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JOKES

One for Christopha

Started by Iain, 8th July 2005 09:47 AM

approached, breast, christopha, customer, dome, feels, gloss, hand, head, ran, replied, spied, standing, wifes, www

Replies: 6
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2005 03:04 AM; by DanP

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One for the art lovers.....

Started by Christopha, 20th June 2005 07:32 PM

african-americans, approached, art, black, claim, coal-miners, contemporary, couple, cultural, curator, depicted, experienced, gallery, gay, guy, home, irish, irishman, left, lovers, lunch, middle, oppression, painted, painting, pink, replied, society, sociological, willy

Replies: 5
Views: 1,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2005 06:12 PM; by Kev Y.

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this one's the "pits"

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:13 PM

approached, armpit, asked;, ballerina, bar, bartender, business, buy, calling, chap, counter, drink, drunk, hairy, huge, lady, leg, lift, money, patrons, people, pits, replied;, revealing, said;, silent, sitting, slapped, wearing, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 02:13 PM; by Christopha

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Quick thinking on the front lines

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:50 AM

3-day, approached, arab, arabs, army, border, commanding, crazy, day, enlisted, exchanged, flag, front, impressed, israeli, join, jumped, lines, officer, pass, quick, recognition, soldier, spectacular, tank, tanks, thinking, three-day, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 05:50 AM; by Kev Y.

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Dam good thinkin'

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:13 AM

age, approached, aware, bucket, coming, crocodile, cunning, dam, deep, enthusiasm, farmer, feed, girls, good, holding, leave, local, moral;, moved, naked, pond, presence, replied, shouted, swim, thinkin, time, triumph, watch, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:13 AM; by Christopha

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Supernatural Experience on outskirts of Melbourne

Started by Wood Borer, 30th August 2004 10:42 AM

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again”, apparently, approached, arrived, bow, cautiously, chap, don’t, driving, ensures, experience, greeted, happened, held, incredible, inspector, melbourne, mernda, morals, night, outskirts, people, plenty, references, sale, status, suggest, supernatural, temple, tie

Replies: 17
Views: 4,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2004 10:38 AM; by Wood Borer

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Doctor's Office

Started by silentC, 12th July 2004 10:27 AM

86-year-old, advice, answer, approached, approvingly, crowded, dick, discussed, doctor, doctors, ear, embarrass, irritated, knowing, minutes, nodded, office, people, private, re-entered, receptionist, replied, sir, smiled, smugly, stated, told, waited, walked, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2004 11:57 AM; by zymurgy

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Are pit bulls really that bad?

Started by outback, 5th July 2004 09:40 PM

answered, approached, approaching, attacked, bad, biker, black, borrow, bulls, disturb, dog, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, law, moment, mother, nearby, passed, pit, poignant, queue, replied, silence, thoughtful, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2004 09:40 PM; by outback

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Debra or Jack

Started by zymurgy, 29th May 2004 12:57 AM

approached, aspirin, cooler, crap, debra, decided, decision, equally, excellent, executive, feel, finally, hard, hugely, hung-over, jack, lay, morning, narrowed, night, partying, people, qualified, quandary, replied, rid, staff, water, whichever

Replies: 0
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 12:57 AM; by zymurgy

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Irish painter

Started by Ivor, 7th May 2004 02:37 PM

african, americans, approached, art, attending, black, coal-miners, contemporary, couple, curator, depicted, exhibition, experienced, gallery, gay, guy, home, irish, irishman, left, lunch, middle, oppression, painted, painter, painting, penis, pink, replied, society

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2004 02:37 PM; by Ivor

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Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:47 PM

approached, avoided, blond, blonde, car, compact, cop, driver, drivers, female, handed, joke, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, powder, pulled, purse, searched, sec, speeding, subject, told, unclassified-fwd, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2004 08:59 PM; by Jim Carroll

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Gender equality

Started by Robert WA, 23rd September 2002 11:55 PM

achieve, afghan, afghani, approached, barbara, conflict, customarily, enabled, equality, free, gender, heart-warming, kabul, land, marvellous, mines, noted, observed, paces, recently, returned, reversal, roles, story, walked, walters, wives, woman, women, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2002 11:55 PM; by Robert WA

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cindarella

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 08:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2002 08:01 PM; by Gino

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Blondes

Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:29 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 08:29 PM; by Richard Casey

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Randy bugger

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM

>>and, >>commented, >>damn, >>failed, >>lawrence, >>pumpkin, >>up, apparently, approached, approaching, bugger, car, county, embarrassment, evident, gwinnett, lawrence, looked, midnight, notice, officer, police, proceeded, process, public, pumpkin, randy, surprised, taylor, unaware

Replies: 0
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM; by Gino

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Abraham and the Rabbi

Started by Iain, 23rd March 2001 09:48 AM

abraham, approached, bag, chortles, crafted, decided, goldstein, hundred, leather, life, local, offcuts, overnight, pass, produced, protests, rabbi, remember, replies, retire, returns, rub, shmollet, special, vollet, vollets, vont, vot, weeks, worker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2001 09:48 AM; by Iain

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not so gay time on airplane

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:30 PM

agent, airplane, ansett, approached, australia, comment, confusion, customer, demanded, flight, free, gay, gays, holders, nodded, passenger, passengers, plane, reined, remember, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, time, wrong, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:30 PM; by Gino

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Best Comeback line ever

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:54 PM

alleged, apparently, approached, approaching, audience, brin, calgary, car, comeback, commented, embarrassment, evident, failed, froze, guess, line, midnight, notice, officer, patch, police, process, public, pumpkin, realize, screwing, surprised, taylor, unaware, ward

Replies: 0
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:54 PM; by Gino

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Mr Gay

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:25 AM

agent, ansett, approached, australia, caused, comment, confusion, customer, demanded, flight, free, gay, gays, holders, incident, nodded, overhearing, passenger, passengers, plane, refused, reined, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 11:25 AM; by Hartley

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Jesus at the pub

Started by Iain, 10th August 2000 07:05 PM

2000.], accident, ago, american, anymore, approached, august, australian, barman, bottle, cried, edited, englishman, exclaimed, extended, hand, iain, impressed, jesus, leg, message, neck, pub, riding, sore, stiff, thankyou, touched, workcover, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2000 07:05 PM; by Iain

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Pick up

Lady and bartender

Bank balance

Beanies

Samurai

St Peter

Incredible story about an elephant's memory

A little behind

the night before christmas

My Son the Veterinarian

One for Christopha

One for the art lovers.....

this one's the "pits"

Quick thinking on the front lines

Dam good thinkin'

Supernatural Experience on outskirts of Melbourne

Doctor's Office

Are pit bulls really that bad?

Debra or Jack

Irish painter

Blonde Joke

Gender equality

cindarella

Blondes

Randy bugger

Abraham and the Rabbi

not so gay time on airplane

Best Comeback line ever

Mr Gay

Jesus at the pub