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Shipwrecked woodie

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th December 2007 08:01 AM

animals, ashore, birds, island, light, marooned, night, notices, purple, sand, shipwrecked, skin, sky, surprise, trees, wanders, washed, woodie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 05:10 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Mystery Spots

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2007 11:09 PM

animals, apple, attached, birds, blanket, cheers, concrete, cut, door, droppings, garage, garage~, half, hell, idea, images, like%t, mystery, pips, spots, stick, takenrolleyes, theys

Replies: 4
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 03:06 PM; by Metal Head

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

The Cat

Started by nev25, 25th October 2007 03:22 PM

animals, bowl, cat, concoction, contents, dish, fast, front, hanging, harmed, house, lapped, leave, night, petrol, ran, repulse, return, rid, road, sniff, sniffed, stopped, stray, surprise, times, told, watched, yard, yarn

Replies: 4
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 07:26 AM; by woodcutta

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Flu

Started by wheelinround, 25th August 2007 09:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptance, alive, angle, animals, bat, bird, blind, care, caresroll, cough, days, describe, dog, drivers, duck, epidemic, flu, horse, human, humans, illness, kennel, lame, nsw, presonally, races, radio, sick, stopping, symptoms

Replies: 15
Views: 3,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 06:37 PM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ark #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th August 2007 08:39 AM

animals, ark, bigger, boat, build, called, carp, deal, decks, fish, god, lots, mountain, multi-storey, noah, time

Replies: 5
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 08:01 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Stuttering

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th August 2007 09:35 AM

4th, animals, ate, biology, describe, door, explaining, fence, ffff, girl, grade, hand, human, incident, jumped, kitty, lives, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttered, stuttering, teacher, volunteered, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Fence, which side of the posts does the wire go on?

Started by Matt88s, 25th May 2007 12:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animals, barbed/barbless, building, care, decide, fasteners, fence, fences, horse, inside, neighbors, nice, pop, posts, proper, push, pushing, putting, started, usual, wire, wondering

Replies: 15
Views: 5,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2007 12:36 AM; by Doughboy

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

What is going on in Tasmania?

Started by woodbe, 9th April 2007 04:37 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

animals, announced, appalls, apparently, bit, carbon, continue, de-forestation, federal, fire, government, lands, magnificent, money, native, overland, plan, planted, practice, preventing, smoke, species, spend, tasmania, timber, track, trading, walking, woodchip, world

Replies: 92
Views: 15,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2007 06:07 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Bungendore Wood Works

Started by oges, 21st October 2006 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animals, browse, buildings, bungendore, continued, day, drove, envious, gallery, hanging, impressive, kms, leather, lot, nice, noticed, relations, road, shop, stuffed, talented, tied/nailed, town, tree, trees, wander, wood, woodies, works, zeds

Replies: 21
Views: 5,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 07:13 PM; by Baz

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HAVE YOUR SAY

One for the Ladies

Started by Baz, 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM

animals, bed, class, garage, girl, hand, jackass, jaguar, ladies, life, mink, mom, pay, raised, row, teacher, tiger

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM; by Baz

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Zoo Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:33 AM

animals, daddy, days, eek, excitedly, exclaimed, father, finally, home, johnny, mother, parents, pestered, reluctant, replied, returned, taking, talked, time, trip, yeah, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 05:14 PM; by rrich

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Eve's Side of the Story

Started by echnidna, 11th May 2006 10:23 PM

animals, body, breast, breasts, bushes, create, creation, eden, eve, eves, ewe, favorite, fix, garden, god, half, immediately, mate, middle, overlooked, passed, reached, removed, replied, story, tit, tossed, useless, visited, weeks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 07:15 PM; by coastie

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locusts

Started by dzcook, 26th March 2006 10:34 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 08:15 PM; by chromis

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Calling in sick

Started by echnidna, 17th March 2006 10:23 AM

animals, buck, button, calling, cat, disposal, flight, hanging, head, injury, kitchen, loudly, lying, masculine, matter, naked, paramedics, rate, recent, region, reset, shower, sick, silent, sink, top, weight, wife, wild, worse

Replies: 4
Views: 1,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 06:32 PM; by Ian007

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Chimps Freed From Research

Started by oges, 23rd February 2006 08:27 AM

=-=-=-=, animals, antonio, chimpanzee, chimps, closed, experiments, follow, freed, halt, lead, live, lives, mcgrath, move, peace, program, quarters, refuge, research, robert, rolleyes, safer, san, sending, senior, texas, university, vice-president, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 08:56 AM; by Termite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Do Flies have mates.

Started by echnidna, 9th January 2006 10:11 PM

animals, ant, ants, attacked, birds, carried, cuppa, dead, deady, fell, flew, flies, fliy, ground, hole, immediately, insect, line, looked, mates, mating, pairs, sitting, specialist, swatting, time

Replies: 10
Views: 2,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 06:50 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Canadian Kiwi joke

Started by Trav, 15th August 2005 06:12 PM

animals, australian, bar, barman, bartender, bloke, boys, canada, canadian, drive, expecting, grins, guy, hick, joke, kiwi, kiwis, mount, shandy, sitting, taxi, taxidermist, tixi, tixidermist, visitor, walks, yells, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 2,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 06:12 PM; by Trav

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The first Woodie

Started by Paul H, 5th August 2005 01:28 AM

animals, ark, boss, build, called, carp, carpark, earth, feel, fill, fish, god, god;, levels, lots, multi-level, noah, time, woodie, woodworker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2005 11:36 AM; by LineLefty

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How to get to heaven

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:40 PM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, five-year-old, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, hey, house, husband, loved, money, neat, pride, sale, school, shouted, smile, sold, starting, sweets

Replies: 5
Views: 2,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 11:52 PM; by JDarvall

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Building Regulations

Started by wombat47, 29th July 2005 11:57 PM

animals, argued, ark, build, building, complaint, conducted, couldn’t, environmental, flood, hire, human, impact, i’m, living, looked, lord, months, noah, owls, rain, regulations, resolve, rights, save, sea, start, study, wood, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 2,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2005 11:57 PM; by wombat47

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Proof The World is Nuts

Started by DonN, 8th July 2005 06:28 PM

alcoholic, allowed, animals, banging, brick, genitals, guam, head, husband, illegal, job, law, legally, makes, male, nuts, pay, people, proof, sex, time, times, vending, virgins, weight, woman, world, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Replies: 4
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2005 08:54 PM; by Jack E

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True story but suited here

Started by Iain, 29th April 2005 11:12 AM

animals, buy, car, considerable, dear, father, finding, gem, happy, job, left, letter, life, limited, literary, managed, mother, nameless, received, remain, save, school, son, steady, story, suited, thankyou, trouble, true, unemployed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 11:12 AM; by Iain

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Wongo's first Quiz

Started by Wongo, 4th February 2005 01:37 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

animals, calendar, cat, chinese, don’t, easy, google, hint, quiz, respectfully, wongo, wongos, yohoo

Replies: 31
Views: 4,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2005 06:54 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Animals

Started by simon c, 31st January 2005 10:11 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 07:35 PM; by simon c

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JOKES

Moved: Animals

Started by simon c, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 07:35 PM; by simon c

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Woodies Quiz Forum

The Meaning of Life

Started by echnidna, 3rd December 2004 03:35 PM

1985, 308, active, animals, animate, collins, dictionary, edition, existence, existence;, gem, glory, history, lasting;, life, lives, living;, meaning, noun, page, plants, plural, principle, time, vigour, vivacity

Replies: 5
Views: 3,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2004 01:24 PM; by barnsey

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Proof

Started by Christopha, 23rd August 2004 10:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2004 10:09 PM; by Christopha

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Woodworkers do it with..........

Started by LineLefty, 26th May 2004 04:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

animals, assistance, bed, bus, cartoonists, couch, dark, drivers, economists, feet, firemen, gardeners, hands, hose, kicks, mechanical, models, musicians, photographers, players, psychiatrists, rhythm, soccer, strokes, taxi, technicians, town, transit, woodworkers, zoologists

Replies: 35
Views: 9,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2004 11:25 PM; by John Saxton

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Little known facts!

Started by gatiep, 29th January 2004 01:55 AM

ambidextrous, animals, average, body, bottom, days, difference, elephants, energy, facts, feet, head, home, human, jump, left-handed, length, life, live, minutes, months, people, pig, pond, produced, sex, split, taste, times, yelled

Replies: 5
Views: 2,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 10:55 PM; by Tonyz

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Consultants

Started by DPB, 6th June 2003 10:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2003 10:15 AM; by DPB

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Johhny and the animals (true story)

Started by Iain, 11th May 2001 09:11 AM

abbatoir, animals, books, child, dear, efforts, father, finding, found, impressed, job, johhny, johnnys, letter, local, mum, mush, officer, read, redeem, school, searching, sir, son, soul, story, taking, thankyou, true, wayward

Replies: 0
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2001 09:11 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Animals

Started by Charles Castle, 12th October 2000 08:52 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 08:12 AM; by knuckles

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JOKES

Duck Not Parrot

Started by DonN, 3rd October 2000 05:57 PM

animals, beer, call, canvas, circus, confused, day, drinks, duck, f#@k, hey, hole, job, landlord, line, marvellous, middle, money, parrot, paying, plasterer, pub, reckon, replies, ringleader, roof, sandwich, sounds, talks, top

Replies: 1
Views: 2,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2000 09:52 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Strange Laws

Started by Hartley, 10th February 2000 12:23 PM

act, allowed, animals, breasts, brick, daughter, flash, forbidden, genitals, guam, hand, husband, illegal, job, law, laws, legally, makes, male, santa, sex, shudder, skirt, strange, time, vending, virgins, whilst, witness, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 2,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2000 05:56 PM; by S Hayward

Forum:
JOKES

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Shipwrecked woodie

Mystery Spots

The Cat

Flu

Ark #2

Stuttering

Fence, which side of the posts does the wire go on?

What is going on in Tasmania?

Bungendore Wood Works

One for the Ladies

Zoo Trip

Eve's Side of the Story

locusts

Calling in sick

Chimps Freed From Research

Do Flies have mates.

Canadian Kiwi joke

The first Woodie

How to get to heaven

Building Regulations

Proof The World is Nuts

True story but suited here

Wongo's first Quiz

Animals

Moved: Animals

The Meaning of Life

Proof

Woodworkers do it with..........

Little known facts!

Consultants

Johhny and the animals (true story)

Animals

Duck Not Parrot

Strange Laws