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Anger Management

Started by fenderbelly, 15th November 2007 08:51 PM

anger, clean, control, fight, husband, mad, management, toilet, toothbrush, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:51 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

New timber floor supplier North NSW

Started by Mick Nash, 9th November 2007 08:34 PM

availablenorthern, baterns, box, brush, built, carpenter, concrete, doh, easy, fixing, floor, flooring, folks, hardwood, idea, nail, north, nsw, oil, refinish, repair, rivers, rules, secret, slab, stuff, supplier, timber, tunge, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 2,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 08:03 PM; by Mick Nash

Forum:
FLOORING

Housework noises

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th November 2007 01:44 PM

allan, dying, hate, hope, housework, listening, noises, struggling, time, volume, watching, wife, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 01:55 PM; by Chesand

Forum:
JOKES

Man smart - Woman smarter

Started by BazzaDLB, 8th November 2007 08:15 PM

arrangements, blue, bluegill, box, caught, finalised, fish, fishing, funeral, home, house, husband, lots, man, opportunity, pack, promotion, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, smart, smarter, swordfish, tired, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 08:15 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

I got my wife crawling to me.

Started by munruben, 7th November 2007 10:31 PM

bed, begged, begging, crawling, fight, hands, knees, night, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 12:16 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Moved: Save my marriage.

Started by Loosescrew, 7th November 2007 12:38 PM

cam, creak, glued, god, happen, internal, marriage, mopped, save, screws, slide, stairs, started, team, walk, wife, wooden

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 09:02 AM; by Honorary Bloke

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Bee extermination

Started by Spencer74, 16th October 2007 02:16 PM

$90, adelaide, advice, apparently, application, applicator, bee, bees, called, charged, cheers, clothing, coopex, entrace, extermination, guy, hole, house, method, minutes, news, powder, previous, protective, sealed, sprayed, spring, white, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 4,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2007 02:14 PM; by RedRaven

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

click flooring

Started by perthnovice, 31st October 2007 12:31 PM

12-14mm, 40sqm, bi-line, cash, cheapest, click, concrete, cost, deal, directly, fan, floorboards+polishing, flooring, glue, house, lay, makes, option, prefer, real, receipts, slab, stage, stages, underlay, w.a, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 02:54 PM; by rod1949

Forum:
FLOORING

6 x6m carport on the fenceline (Bris)

Started by Dale&Bron, 28th October 2007 04:45 PM

apps, automated, bought, boundary, bris, brisbane, carport, common, corner, councils, development, driveway, fenceline, garage/sheds, gate, gentle, guys, happen, hoops, house, jump, knock, regulatory, roller, sort, street, tear, time, wife, x6m

Replies: 5
Views: 5,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 07:09 AM; by OBBob

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Brave Ed

Started by BazzaDLB, 28th October 2007 02:14 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 02:39 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Golfer

Started by whitewood, 25th October 2007 07:30 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 10:21 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

This is Brilliant

Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2007 11:19 AM

bars, brilliant, cage, crazy, dead, door, dress, excited, fall, fan, flips, flung, gorilla, grabbed, hand, headache, husband, noises, noticing, pink, ripped, shut, skin, slammed, straps, suggested, tear, wake, wearing, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 09:09 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Thanks to my wife.

Started by munruben, 20th October 2007 09:15 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2007 10:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Marriage woes

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:16 AM

allan, consult, counsellor, day, decided, dying, guidance, hope, insistent, john, marriage, photographs, started, time, wedding, wife, woes, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2007 09:40 AM; by woodcutta

Forum:
JOKES

Staining Baltic Pine Floor Boards

Started by Reno, 13th October 2007 12:49 PM

baltic, boards, change, colour, consistant, dark, darker, discussing, feel, floor, floorboards, half, house, keen, light/dark, marks, modern, pine, polished, possibility, previously, reno, renovating, sanded, spots, stain, staining, tones, wife, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 5,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 12:49 PM; by Reno

Forum:
FLOORING

Out for the night

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:11 AM

allan, barrys, drunk, dying, heels, home, hope, kick, leave, lights, night, replied, rotten, sounds, time, wife, wild, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:11 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Carpeting over terracotta tiles?

Started by sfd, 12th October 2007 05:44 PM

10mm, 3-4mm, approx, ardit, carpet, carpeting, compound, diy, experience, feel, fill, floor, grout, house, ideas, job, level, lines, lower, planning, product, reasonable, rest, ruining, sealed, self-levelling, terracotta, tiles, wide, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2007 06:22 PM; by munruben

Forum:
TILING

Wife trouble!

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th October 2007 03:55 PM

beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, lounge, machine, night, plug, pull, sitting, threw, trouble, unplugged, vegetative, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 06:13 PM; by davo453

Forum:
JOKES

Family. What would we do without them?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM

brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 12:39 AM; by dennford

Forum:
JOKES

Deep thought by men while fishing

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th October 2007 11:48 AM

allan, anonomous, beer, continues, deep, divorce, drinking, favourite, fish, fishing, hard, john, men, months, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, spot, thought, thoughtfully, wife, women, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 08:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Water Tank Question

Started by GMC, 6th October 2007 11:33 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

3000, advance, approved, brisbane, brushes, cars, cement, clean, council, forces, gmc, install, intend, litres, odds, paint, people, plum, question, rain, sods, stafford, supposed, tank, top, wash, water, weekend, wife, yard

Replies: 23
Views: 3,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 09:22 AM; by GMC

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Spagetti

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 9th October 2007 11:01 PM

affair, agreed, arrives, balls, born, card, child, decieded, fell, home, horrified, itally, italy, lady, left, mail, means, meat, months, post, pregnant, read, sauce, send, solution, spagetti, strange, suggested, wealth, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 11:01 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Husband & wife

Started by AlexS, 9th October 2007 09:08 AM

amused, anyones, commanded, concerned, continues, counselor, crazy, deathbed, driving, dying, father, floor, husband, leave, marriage, means, nose, obey, picking, public, replies, screw, step, stupid, swore, toes, told, top, understand, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 03:40 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Greener pastures

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 11:25 PM

allan, dismay, dying, fence.o, fit, found, greener, hope, john, jump, munruben, pastures, time, told, wife, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 09:51 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Scoring mark across Engineered Floorboard

Started by Damon_11, 4th October 2007 01:58 AM

1/3, boards, cheers, deep, dented, dragged, engineered, floating, floorboard, happy, heavy, house, job, laying, lengths, light, magical, mark, meaning, offending, pieces, poofteenth, rest, scoring, short, surface, teasing, track, veneer, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 10:32 AM; by 123

Forum:
FLOORING

Relations

Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2007 11:19 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Non wood related but funny none the less

Started by manoftalent, 7th October 2007 03:22 PM

20th, 25th, agreed, anniversary, australia, cared, drink, fabulous, funny, guy, guys, hard, harry, hey, mate, moment, planned, pretty, related, sat, silence, sitting, suppose, taking, thinking, top, trip, week, wife, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 03:45 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

New computer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 05:51 PM

allan, buy, computer, decided, dying, hope, model, reads, remind, replace, shop, strife, time, trouble, wife, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 02:06 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Marriage proposal

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 10:37 AM

ago, allan, bashful, chap, dance, dances, days, dying, hope, marriage, married, marry, met, proposal, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:54 AM; by Capt. Zero

Forum:
JOKES

Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Leaving no gaps between decking boards (really that bad)?

Started by Williamstown, 5th October 2007 09:12 AM

advisable, advisable;, bad, boards, decking, gap, gaps, laying, leave, leaving, minimum, period, planning, properties, tend, victorian, wife

Replies: 12
Views: 31,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:48 AM; by pharmaboy2

Forum:
DECKING

Cake or bed (one for the mob from Venus)

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th October 2007 09:14 AM

bed, cake, decides, door, fix, fixed, forehead, fridge, hall, home, honey, house, husband, light, mob, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sort, steps, told, treated, venus, walks, wife, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 09:14 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

ppg hi build uv protected

Started by Farm boy, 25th September 2007 12:54 PM

base, build, called, finish, gloss, govenment, grade, greg, heaps, heard, june, marine, months, odd, oil, opinions, paint, passed, ppg, product, protected, red, redundancy, rung, satern, stores, supply, upwith, varnish, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 02:43 AM; by HiString

Forum:
FINISHING

Farmers Wife

Started by BazzaDLB, 4th October 2007 11:23 PM

applied, boots, called, day, died, directed, drunk, entering, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, fireplace, found, gay, glass, hand, hard, job, left, sitting, slowly, successful, town, trembling, unbutton, waiting, widow, wife, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 11:23 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th July 2006 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amen, beat, bed, boys, brethren, call, companion, day, death, fairy, female, forgive, guys, hands, husband, immediately, lord, love, pray, replied, satisfy, stepped, strength, tickets, whine, whoosh, wife, wished, woman, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,883

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 08:59 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

For the Wood Whispering Woman== or show your wife if you dare

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM

amen, awoke, bathed, bed, breakfast, chores, cleaned, daily, dare, day, drove, finished, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, p.m, ran, school, set, supper, whispering, wife, wisdom, woman, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Free man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd October 2007 01:45 PM

allan, backwards, dying, face.d, free, hope, isle, man, play, scene, smile, time, video, walk, wedding, wife, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 01:58 PM; by rsser

Forum:
JOKES

My addition is nearly complete

Started by ciscokid, 29th September 2007 09:41 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adding, addition, basically, bedroom, builders, complete, completed, construction, damn, entertainment, farm, feet, fireplace, floor, house, library, master, measures, middle, process, property, shots, square, summer, time, upstairs, wait, wife

Replies: 15
Views: 3,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 10:48 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

How many watts can I run?

Started by andycapp, 22nd September 2007 05:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

andycapp, assorted, box, breaker, circuits, electricity, fuse, grow, hope, house, hydroponics, indoor, modify, moving, orchids, property, recently, rental, response, run, spare, specially, suggestions, timer, true, understand, vegetables, watts, wife, wiring

Replies: 16
Views: 4,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 10:11 AM; by NCArcher

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Another Irish Joke

Started by Baz, 30th September 2007 05:19 PM

barking, barking;, bed, dog, door, downstairs, finally, hours, irish, joke, jumps, listening, lying, missus, neighbours, paddy, wife, yard;

Replies: 4
Views: 1,780

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 06:04 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Parquetry, Parquetry?

Started by Blackbaartt, 1st October 2007 11:27 AM

19mm, border, centre, circular, cut, cutting, don’t, easily, expansion, fancy, floor, flooring, gluing, heard, jarrah, joint, laying, nail, o.k, oak, obtainable, parquetry, particleboard, pattern, secret, strip, tassie, timber, tongue, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 05:09 PM; by Gaza

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Juggling driver?

Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 04:20 PM

act, blazing, car, cop, couple, doubtful, drinking, driver, driving, flaming, fluid, giving, glad, juggler, juggling, lighter, masterfully, matches, performance, police, quit, slows, starts, stopped, test, torches, watch, wife, wow, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 02:50 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Risk that I may go missing in action

Started by Phil Spencer, 28th September 2007 01:00 PM

action, band, beechworth, blue, boss, btw, call, close, company, discuss, forum, found, happened, hobby, imagine, job, joy, makes, manufacturer, mill, mills, missing, mix, perfect, phil, product, risk, supplying, wife, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 01:00 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Free House Melbourne

Started by swingdoctor, 29th August 2007 11:21 PM

amneties, bedrooms, build, cap, conditions, entire, free, guys, house, kevin, kevinquek@yahoo.com, melbourne, photos, remove, removing/demolising, reply, shed, tin, waverley, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 2,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 12:31 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Understanding your wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th September 2007 06:03 PM

allan, dying, hope, marriage, time, times, understand, understanding, wife, woodturner, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 11:21 PM; by K_S

Forum:
JOKES

The hunter

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:48 PM

awoke, big-game, bush, camp, chilling, clearing, cried, deep, evening, facing, hunter, husband, impenetrable, insisted, jungle, law, lion, male, mess, mother, mother-in-, mother-in-law, rushing, safari, sight, started, stood, thick, whiskey, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 12:31 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

kitchen sink tap replacement

Started by mirz, 12th September 2007 03:56 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 6,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 11:21 AM; by mirz

Forum:
KITCHENS

Allan eats out

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 12:57 PM

allan, called, eat, eats, front, home, porch, sandwich, tonight, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 09:27 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Allan's geraniums

Started by Barry Hicks, 21st September 2007 10:24 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 06:36 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

time off

Started by wheelinround, 21st September 2007 01:49 PM

attic, bob, boss, count, day, garage, hauling, heavy, home, house-cleaning, millwork, moving, replies, shop, short-handed, stuff, supervisor, time, tomorrow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 06:25 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

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