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Playing around

Started by Driver, 5th November 2003 04:39 PM

agree, amazed, badly, bastard, burst, car, company, day, ego, golf, he’s, home, hotel, kiss, lot, managed, match, misjudge, morning, passionately, play, playing, pulls, reaction, round, situation, suggests, tears, tells, week

Replies: 0
Views: 2,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 04:39 PM; by Driver

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Young Lady

Started by ozwinner, 4th September 2003 06:04 PM

allan, boys, business, car, cheers, damn, don’t, elder, excuse, farmer, fine, fixed, funny, guy, hear, i’m, lady, mad, mid, morning, night, off………, pregnant, rolleyes, spends, there’s, weeks, wiv, young, …………two

Replies: 0
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 06:04 PM; by ozwinner

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Horse Mechanic

Started by silentC, 4th September 2003 12:15 PM

advice, amazing, bar, bartender, bit, car, cars, country, drink, drive, follow, head, horse, ignition, looked, mate, mechanic, mumble, pub, replies, road, scotch, shocked, stiff, talking, told, town, walked, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:15 PM; by silentC

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7 Degrees of Blonde

Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM

blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2003 03:53 PM; by Simple

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The difference between men and women (long)

Started by journeyman Mick, 19th August 2003 10:59 PM

angry, blame, car, care, cold, day, deeply, difference, feel, finally, fool, friend, horse, intimacy, knight, level, lisa, long, means, men, mike, months, pause, person, shifting, thinking, time, warranty, weather, women

Replies: 5
Views: 3,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2003 05:58 PM; by Theva

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Perfect Humans!

Started by JackoH, 19th August 2003 09:34 AM

accident, answer, car, christmas, claus, couple, driving, eve, existed, explains, humans, illustrates, joke, listen, noticed, perfect, reading, road, santa, scroll, scrolling, shes, stop, survived, toys, trust, vehicle, woman, women, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 09:34 AM; by JackoH

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Classic car dashboard

Started by fatboyoz, 4th August 2003 05:34 PM

achieve, ago, build, car, classic, coats, couple, dash, dashboard, dissolves, fine, finish, finishing, gloss, lacquer, layers, lotus, multiple, paper, product, restoring, rub, scratch, spray/brush, teak, thickness, thinner, varnish/lacquer, veneered, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 2,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2003 05:34 PM; by fatboyoz

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Everyman

Started by DonN, 11th July 2003 11:05 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2003 11:43 PM; by sean@oz

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paint stripping!!!!

Started by Rowan, 15th July 2003 02:53 PM

answered, black, budget, car, change, deviots, existing, guessing, hand, housepaint, jaded, limited, line, lines, marking, normal, paint, painted, park, questions, remove, request, residential, roads, start, stripping, tar, unit, wait

Replies: 2
Views: 2,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2003 08:15 PM; by Shane Watson

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Tool Descriptions and Usage

Started by Wayne Davy, 30th June 2003 10:49 PM

car, descriptions, funny, related, tool, usage

Replies: 0
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2003 10:49 PM; by Wayne Davy

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Consultants

Started by DPB, 6th June 2003 10:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2003 10:15 AM; by DPB

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signs

Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 08:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 08:50 PM; by Gino

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Aminal welfare is alive and well

Started by Eastie, 3rd March 2003 01:11 PM

alive, aminal, animal, be”, car, chemistry, ecstatic, feel, hare, hindquarters, home, in-depth, informed, injected, kids, like?”, moments, pain?”, pulled, questioning, rabbit, saved, study, usual, vet, welfare, “was, “what, “who, ”it

Replies: 5
Views: 2,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2003 03:34 PM; by Eastie

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Car Improvements

Started by oges, 28th February 2003 10:02 AM

brett, bring, browser, car, commodore, image, improvements, luck, picture, stick, url, viewable, weekend

Replies: 6
Views: 2,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2003 01:18 PM; by Iain

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booze bus

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:44 PM

aboriginal, asthmatic, bag, black, bloody, blow, booze, boss, bus, car, comedian, cop, copper, doc, doin, fellers, government, letter, mate, morton, nah, oath, pass, piss, red, sample, surely, testing, urine, whites

Replies: 0
Views: 1,885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:44 PM; by Gino

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The value of Undies

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:33 PM

car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, found, glaringly, head, hood, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, regaining, shorts, stand, staring, stepped, stitches, tucked, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:33 PM; by Gino

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ATM MACHINES

Started by DPB, 6th February 2003 03:43 PM

amount, atm, bag, brake, car, card, cash, drive, empty, enter, hand, handbag, holder, insert, inside, locate, machine, machines, male, parking, pin, procedure, provided, re-empty, receipt, required, retrieve, reverse, slot, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2003 08:27 PM; by John Saxton

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The Christmas Present.

Started by Robert WA, 11th December 2002 10:18 PM

bark, bottom, brother, buy, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hour, hours, jays, left, louise, morning, mouth, noticed, panty, pantyhose, poor, present, santa, talking, true

Replies: 1
Views: 2,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2002 10:51 AM; by andre

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embarrising first date

Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:28 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2002 11:07 PM; by Gino

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A.A.A.D.D

Started by Gino, 17th October 2002 11:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 11:21 PM; by Gino

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Lawyer 2

Started by Kev Y., 23rd September 2002 06:44 AM

accident, alighting, appears, arm, attention, bemoaning, car, cried, finally, hand, hear, injuy, lawyer, medical, missing, noticing, police, porche, prominent, robert, rolex, scene, seek, soft, suffered, suggested, swipee, underbelly, white, wreck

Replies: 2
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2002 08:16 PM; by John Saxton

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lawyer

Started by Gino, 17th September 2002 11:09 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2002 12:15 AM; by Corunetes

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cindarella

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 08:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2002 08:01 PM; by Gino

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mercedes wood work

Started by pennsyrr, 26th April 2002 12:14 AM

appreciated, bought, car, dashboard, desperate, greatly, haworth, includes, kindest, mercedes, overhaul, peter, prefer, replacement, trim, visor, windows, wood, work

Replies: 2
Views: 3,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2002 08:32 AM; by Shane Watson

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Carey jokes

Started by johna, 23rd March 2002 09:50 PM

70%, @#$%, @#$%ing, car, carey, cars, collected, collection, contract, footy, hate, home, jokes, litres, million, noticing, officer, people, policeman, sex, siphoning, stalled, stuck, taking, traffic, usual, walking, wayne, word, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2002 05:17 PM; by Kev Y.

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Do it yourself

Started by Rod Smith, 9th March 2002 10:15 AM

attractive, bath, box, bus, car, cold, cutting, day, dog, drinking, garden, giving, head, home, increase, jobs, lives, morning, office, people, pretend, putting, repeatedly, sand, save, simply, tea, time, toblerone, visit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2002 10:15 AM; by Rod Smith

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GOLFING BUDDIES

Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 03:02 PM

2002.], admiring, brochures, buddies, car, christmas, cruise, edited, eyeballs, february, game, golf, golfer, golfing, guy, home, manual, meet, message, morning, old-timers, planning, reading, shes, spent, staring, sweater, ton, wife, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2002 03:02 PM; by ken yates

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Jingle Bells - Aussie version

Started by Gino, 31st December 2001 01:02 PM

afternoon, aussie, australia, barbecue, beaut, bells, bruce, car, christmas, day, doze, fun, grandpa, hey, holden, jingle, kids, pack, pool, ride, rusty, scorching, sitting, snap, summers, swimming, time, uncle, ute, version

Replies: 0
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2001 01:02 PM; by Gino

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Randy bugger

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM

>>and, >>commented, >>damn, >>failed, >>lawrence, >>pumpkin, >>up, apparently, approached, approaching, bugger, car, county, embarrassment, evident, gwinnett, lawrence, looked, midnight, notice, officer, police, proceeded, process, public, pumpkin, randy, surprised, taylor, unaware

Replies: 0
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:52 PM; by Gino

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Oil change

Started by Iain, 1st November 2001 01:39 PM

bang, beer, car, change, clean, coffee, discover, drain, drink, dump, filter, finish, fresh, hole, hot, jack, kitty, litter, minutes, oil, pan, plug, spent, spilled, stands, step, throw, up;, wrench, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 3,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 06:56 PM; by John Saxton

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OLD moments in time

Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2001 10:23 PM

2001.], action, car, cautioned, compliments, crocadile, doctor, edited, fibre, friend, johnno, lot, lucky, means, message, moments, nighter, november, parking, pee, police, robbo, shoes, slow, sweetie, time, upstairs, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2001 10:23 PM; by John Saxton

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WWW Friday Parking

Started by Smithy, 16th October 2001 10:37 AM

$20.00, $7.00, 10am, amateur, applies, bird, boy, buy, car, cheaper, cost, ctre, day, enjoy, exh, friday, hooked, intend, learn, lot, message, mon-fri, park, parking, recently, ticket, weekends, woodworker, www, yonks

Replies: 3
Views: 2,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2001 06:27 PM; by JackoH

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The value of undies

Started by Iain, 13th October 2001 01:49 PM

bonnet, car, chassis, dutifully, embarrassment, feet, forward, glaringly, husband, idly, lack, looked, lot, mechanic, private, protruding, public, quickly, regaining, shorts, stand, standing, staring, stepped, stitches, unable, underpants, undies, wear, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:22 AM; by Gino

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Daughter rules

Started by Iain, 28th September 2001 06:10 PM

afraid, barrier, camouflaged, car, cry, date, daughter, driveway, front, hands, home, house, induce, issues, kill, movies, overalls, parka, pull, rule, rules, safely, sex, shorts, ten, throat, trousers, truth, wear, zipped

Replies: 8
Views: 2,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2001 05:01 PM; by Rod Smith

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football

Started by Gino, 11th September 2001 11:22 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2001 11:22 PM; by Gino

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Noddy

Started by Iain, 28th August 2001 06:42 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2001 12:58 AM; by John Saxton

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Things that annoy me!

Started by Iain, 19th August 2001 06:48 PM

alarm, annoy, blasts, candy, car, contact, covered, crossing, digital, dog, electrical, filling, finish, floor, foil, hand, horn, lint, makes, pedestrian, people, piece, radio, reach, set, station, supermarket, table, things, wrapper

Replies: 1
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2001 11:53 PM; by John Saxton

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Taxi Driver

Started by oges, 28th July 2001 04:36 PM

apologized, bus, cab, car, centimeters, control, day, driver, driving, fault, footpath, hearse, hit, lost, mate, passenger, question, quiet, realize, replied, scare, scared, screamed, shop, shoulder, stopped, tap, tapped, taxi, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2001 09:18 PM; by Gino

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Finishing timber in wet areas (ie. bathrooms)

Started by Ashley, 20th June 2001 12:29 AM

290dc, areas, bathroom, bathrooms, canuba, car, coating, contemplating, cyprus, finish, finishes, finishing, flooring, gold, house, marine, monocell, oil, polish, product, rest, silicone, suspect, test, timber, tung, type, varnish, wax, wet

Replies: 4
Views: 24,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2001 09:48 PM; by Jeff

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FINISHING

I Dare you

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2001 11:50 PM

appointment, bookends, breast, breasts, car, chilled.turn, dare, door, examination, exercise, flattened, floor, freeze, guys, hard, mental, metal, overnight.strip, prepared, press, repeat, set, slowly, smash, start, stranger, sufficiently, totally, waist.invite, women

Replies: 5
Views: 2,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2001 05:50 PM; by Iain

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What Peeves me off....

Started by oges, 15th June 2001 01:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addition, car, common, cutoff, drivers, gap, half, hate, left, merge, peeve, peeves, pretty, section, spot, traffic, wave

Replies: 16
Views: 4,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2001 02:43 AM; by Craig Euler

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Funny signs

Started by Gino, 9th April 2001 10:09 PM

appointment, car, charge, coming, company, door, feet, fence, funny, hear, heels, minutes, miss, muffler, office, payment, pizza, podiatrists, push, send, shop, signs, sit, stuff, time, truck, veterinarians, waiting, window, wounds

Replies: 0
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2001 10:09 PM; by Gino

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first date

Started by Gino, 5th April 2001 04:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2001 04:33 PM; by Gino

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Used Car For Sale

Started by Shane Watson, 4th April 2001 10:53 PM

1985, actual, apparently, blue, brakes, car, driven, driver, due, employment, fuel, gear, golf, hard, irish, lay-off, newspaper, oil, original, owner, pic, read, reverse, sale, scroll, sell, text, tyres, volkswagen, wishing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2001 10:53 PM; by Shane Watson

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The benefits of being a bloke. Part 1

Started by Terry Porter, 14th March 2001 03:49 AM

add, belly, benefits, bloke, car, character, chioce, decades, factor, freedom, garage, growing, hairstyle, hides, hips, hot, interview, job, lasts, mechanics, mood, moustache, notices, public, single, support, time, truth, urinal, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2001 03:49 AM; by Terry Porter

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Heaven

Started by Charles Castle, 21st February 2001 08:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:33 PM; by Charles Castle

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marriage

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:25 PM; by Gino

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Understanding Women

Started by Island Ape, 6th February 2001 02:25 AM

3-lane, 4-lane, america, atlantic, bottle, bridge, build, car, concrete, cork, difficult, drive, driving, flying, genie, impossible, lights, love, mention, popped, pulled, replies, scared, short, steel, street, thousands, understand, understanding, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2001 02:25 AM; by Island Ape

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Best Comeback line ever

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:54 PM

alleged, apparently, approached, approaching, audience, brin, calgary, car, comeback, commented, embarrassment, evident, failed, froze, guess, line, midnight, notice, officer, patch, police, process, public, pumpkin, realize, screwing, surprised, taylor, unaware, ward

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:54 PM; by Gino

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belt squeak

Started by Lance, 9th December 2000 03:02 PM

3000, accessories, aerosol, belt, car, cheap, cheers, coming, crc, grip, lance, lathe, method, noises, nova, quieter, reducing, retailer, soap, squeak, super, treatment

Replies: 6
Views: 3,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2000 11:59 AM; by Lance

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HINTS & TIPS

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