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Older Than Dirt

Started by wheelinround, 16th December 2007 07:27 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bottle, burned, called, car, card, dad, delivered, died, dirt, fast, food, french, growing, home, house, irons, ladies, memories, milk, movies, older, phone, pizza, remember, remembered, sat, signals, soccer, switches, telephone

Replies: 35
Views: 5,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 10:14 AM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

How to get what you want 101

Started by tea lady, 27th December 2007 10:22 AM

101, add, angelic, bad, boy, buy, car, cars, collection, dad, day, doh, found, imagine, kill, killing, moment, nooooo, opportunity, passionately, rotfl, shop, sing, song, thinking, toy, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 11:43 PM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

mobile phone extras

Started by Tonyz, 12th December 2007 07:34 AM

answers, bluetooth, car, clip, cradle, ear, extras, grader, hear, intelligent, job, mobile, motor, phone, plugs, pocket, ring, seed, shirt, sits, trouble, vibrate

Replies: 7
Views: 2,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2007 09:52 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Road kill

Started by munruben, 3rd December 2007 12:12 PM

amazed, barry, bottle, box, bump, car, contents, discovered, driving, fix, glove, hare, hares, home, immediately, jumped, kill, late, night, potion, poured, replied, restorer, returned, road, run, scampered, strong, throat, wheelin

Replies: 2
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 09:10 PM; by OLDPHART

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air fittings help needed

Started by mic-d, 2nd December 2007 07:25 PM

air, buy, car, cheers, compressed, fitting, fittings, michael, needed, post, removing, screw, stems, tyre, valve

Replies: 2
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 08:39 PM; by mic-d

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Allan & St Paul

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th November 2007 11:34 AM

allan, amazing, answer, bed, bible, bloody, car, corinthians, evening, extent, guy, home, letters, listz, lived, lost, meet, nice, paul, personal, question, remember, sat, son, spent, stranger, swinging, tall, wandering, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 11:34 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Three wise men at Xmas

Started by Ashore, 29th November 2007 12:15 AM

allan, barry, bells, candle, car, carols, checked, christmas, church, fron, gates, guys, keys, men, munruben, noel, pair, panties, pearly, peter, pockets, relation, replied, represent, ringing, set, shook, symbol, wise, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 04:47 PM; by munruben

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Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........

Started by Barry_White, 27th November 2007 08:56 AM

$5.00, advice, answer, bill, brown, bum, calls, car, dropped, drug, e-mail, emails, found, instant, malls, mine, minutes, park, past, people, perfume, phone, pick, rob, sample, seat, send, taking, toilet, year

Replies: 3
Views: 1,784

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 09:18 AM; by Dan

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Oh Sh........

Started by DavidG, 26th November 2007 01:53 PM

blond, car, coming, correct, driving, drove, excitement, female, garden, island, lane, lights, quietly, road, set, sets, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 02:02 PM; by TEEJAY

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Removable car stop

Started by Tiger, 24th November 2007 10:53 PM

accurate, attach, ball, car, distance, equipment, fair, fine, floor, line, liquid, machine, metal, nails, option, parker, posting, properly, quickly, rafters, removable, remove, roll, solution, space, stop, swmbo, tennis, tight, tolerance

Replies: 10
Views: 2,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 11:20 PM; by Tiger

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

funny

Started by Sebastiaan56, 24th November 2007 07:05 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 07:05 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The yeti

Started by Gra, 21st November 2007 11:12 PM

arrival, bike, bounding, car, chasing, continued, creature, days, england, expedition, explorer, foot, form, half, hotel, london, looked, miles, moments, mountain, night, quickly, ran, reaching, run, set, slope, thud, time, yeti

Replies: 4
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Darling

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 11:27 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Can I recommend

Started by jow104, 12th September 2006 06:10 PM

0800, 134, 1800, 2504, 3043, 408, 430, 9334, 939, airport/city, aound, bargain, call, car, drive, free, freecall, garden, inn, james, melbourne, month, phone, pls, recommend, rentals, service, toll, tullamarine, wheels

Replies: 5
Views: 1,961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:21 PM; by John Saxton

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

bad luck comes in threes

Started by Gags_17, 21st November 2007 01:35 PM

19mm, 31mm, 50mm, aff, bad, car, console, finger, flush, foot, heel, hell, hurtr, lil, lol, luck, nail, nailed, nial, oucheeeee, piece, pulled, realised, sle, sticking, stiting, stood, thort, threes, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 04:12 PM; by Gags_17

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SAFETY

Car number plate

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2007 09:40 AM

allan, applied, branch, car, changed, deed, dying, expensive, found, hope, john, motor, msw472, munruben, number, office, personalised, plate, poll, registration, terribly, time, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:41 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

A Bottle of Wine

Started by BazzaDLB, 20th November 2007 10:50 PM

bag, bottle, brown, car, detail, elder, elderly, husband, intently, looked, married, moment, navajo, noticed, quiet, sally, sat, seat, silent, silently, speaking, studying, talk, time, trade, vain, walking, wine, wisdom, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 10:50 PM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

alligator clips.

Started by rgum, 15th November 2007 06:55 PM

alligator, ask????c, batt, bbut, bit, car, clips, cook, decent, desperate, fishing, inversion, pin, plug, run, silly, spotlight, strip, tie, toast, toaster, ute, wiil

Replies: 13
Views: 2,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2007 07:56 AM; by Terrian

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns!

Started by BazzaDLB, 14th November 2007 02:43 PM

advice, anymore, bob, car, caused, columns, dear, distance, dressed, driven, engine, feel, fuel, helps, home, hope, husband, increasingly, love, men, months, sheila, short, stalling, ultimatum, underwear, usk, wearing, worthless, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 02:43 PM; by BazzaDLB

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Gee what shall I do today? I know, I'll try to walk on air!!

Started by RufflyRustic, 5th November 2007 03:50 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

air, ankle, birthday, car, catch, cheers, cool, driven, gawds, gee, home, moral, nurses, office, sake, shed, shows-, sigh, sore, story, stupid, taped, today, walk, walking.rolleyes, watch, watching, weekend, wendy, woodwork

Replies: 37
Views: 6,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 03:20 PM; by scooter

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SAFETY

Kind Deeds

Started by Barry_White, 10th November 2007 10:45 AM

bill, bryan, car, change, chill, day, deeds, dollar, helping, home, hundred, hurt, husband, kind, lady, light, love, napkin, noticed, paid, pass, pay, road, soft, time, told, waitress, wondered, worried, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 10:45 AM; by Barry_White

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How The Fight Started

Started by Arthur Dyason, 7th November 2007 04:11 PM

alongside, car, driver, dwarf, fight, funniest, guy, happy, intended, looked, morning, offence, pulled, rear-ended, replied, road, slowly, sooo, started, stormed, stressed, strike, suddenly, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 04:56 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Heartfelt Funeral Service

Started by fenderbelly, 4th November 2007 09:32 AM

amen, car, closed, coat, door, eating, funeral, gathered, genesis, glory, heard, heart, heartfelt, hold, lord, lunch, poured, praise, preached, proper, putting, revelation, septic, service, soul, taking, tanks, twenty, walked, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 03:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

how much to have a garage built?

Started by mummy novice, 20th October 2007 03:03 PM

/storage, american, appreciated, approvals, asbestos, build, built, car, cost, council, ets, extension, garage, garages, greatly, idea, inches, joined, loft, matching, measurements, neighbours, net, renovation, required, roofs, single, space, step, weatherboard

Replies: 13
Views: 4,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2007 10:25 AM; by Terrian

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Snow bound

Started by munruben, 30th October 2007 11:56 AM

advice, alright, blizzard, bound, car, caught, conditions, continue, daddys, driver, feel, fine, follow, home, k-mart, lot, parking, passed, plow, roll, sat, signaled, snow, snowplow, stopped, surprised, time, told, window, wondered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 02:40 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

how much to have built?

Started by mummy novice, 20th October 2007 02:44 PM

approvals, asbestos, australia, beginning, build, builder, built, car, costs, council, existing, extension, feet, garages, idea, inches, joined, loft, matching, means, neighbours, plan, plans, readily, renovation, replace, required, roofing, space, storage

Replies: 2
Views: 2,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2007 09:16 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Don't ya hate it when

Started by DJ’s Timber, 28th October 2007 04:06 PM

car, hate, leave, left, mark, note, till, wait

Replies: 9
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2007 03:01 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Aaadd - An Oldie But A Goodie

Started by Meggles, 21st October 2007 07:13 PM

aaadd, bills, book, box, car, cheque, coke, day, decide, desk, dining, earlier, flowers, garbage, glasses, goodie, kitchen, left, mail, morning, oldie, realise, remember, remote, set, sill, spill, table, water, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 07:39 PM; by astrid

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JOKES

Citizenship questions

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2007 06:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

barbie, beer, bit, called, car, celery, chop, chow, chuck, citizenship, cream, dishes, eat, eaten, explain, involving, kai, mein, noodle, pav, period, questions, rissole, salad, serves, soup, suey, three-bean, two-hour, washed

Replies: 25
Views: 3,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 10:22 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Don't drive with little old ladies.

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:06 PM

car, crossings, curb, direction, drive, duty, hitting, ladies, lady, lights, mechanic, missed, mph, narrowly, one-way, pedestrian, pedestrians, policeman, ran, red, returned, shop, sittin, smell, street, swerving, terrible, told, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:10 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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JOKES

Citizenship Test

Started by Sebastiaan56, 11th October 2007 01:29 PM

barbie, bath, beer, bit, bloody, called, car, chop, chuck, citizenship, crack, day, eat, elses, explain, fair, flogged, ice, ingredients, kai, mate’s, mein, ming, pav, rissole, salad, sounds, suey, test, washed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 10:31 PM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Broken spring on tilt door

Started by macca2, 7th October 2007 10:09 PM

attaches, badly, broken, car, damaged, door, flew, garage, happen, hinge, house, injuries, luckily, lug, macca, metres, nearby, noise, reckon, run, scary, serious, spring, standing, stuff, sustained, tilt, truck, ventured, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 10:09 PM; by macca2

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Broken down car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:08 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, broken, car, day, drunk, dying, examining, head, hope, piston, replied, time, worried, wrong, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 08:50 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Car problems at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:15 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, car, drunk, dying, head, hope, john, mate, munruben, piston, problems, replied, time, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 06:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Sights in the sky

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2007 09:16 PM

3aw, allan, bush, callers, car, club, coming, contemplating, dying, experience, hiding, hope, hurtling, light, lights, mate, meteorite, minutes, north, numerous, radio, share, sights, sky, station, stopping, sydney, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 04:55 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barry and Allan together again.

Started by munruben, 1st October 2007 10:32 PM

allan, allans, barry, bought, car, coat, discovered, dollar, door, doors, handing, hanger, ignition, keys, left, locked, luck, lunch, offered, quick, rain, returned, seats, shop, soaking, starting, top, unlock, wet, wire

Replies: 2
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 04:45 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Juggling driver?

Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 04:20 PM

act, blazing, car, cop, couple, doubtful, drinking, driver, driving, flaming, fluid, giving, glad, juggler, juggling, lighter, masterfully, matches, performance, police, quit, slows, starts, stopped, test, torches, watch, wife, wow, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 02:50 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Had a date last night.

Started by munruben, 26th September 2007 07:12 PM

car, comfortable, date, drive, flame, front, night, replied, stay, straight

Replies: 8
Views: 1,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 02:46 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

QLD smart as whips

Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 12:49 PM

bar, breathalyser, car, centimetres, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, qld, remained, reversed, road, slowly, smart, started, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles, waited, whips

Replies: 1
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:23 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Mixed feelings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 11:22 AM

car, cliff, drive, dying, feelings, hope, mixed, mmmmm, mother-in-law, time, watched, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 11:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Car salesmen

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 02:02 PM

bulb, calculator, car, change, familiar, guys, light, pleasantly, salesmen, sound, surprised

Replies: 1
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 02:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Barry was bragging

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 02:14 PM

allan, barry, box, bragging, car, day, drive, jump, mail, morning, return, supper, time, wake, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 02:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Allan failed the police test.

Started by munruben, 23rd September 2007 03:03 PM

allan, car, chased, country, criminals, driving, exam, failed, force, hesitation, hour, join, miles, night, oral, police, process, replied, road, seventy, sixty, taking, test, wallan

Replies: 1
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Barry the newsman

Started by munruben, 22nd September 2007 10:51 AM

.as, anxious, barry, car, crowd, donkey, expected, front, happened, hard, huge, job, loudly, lying, munruben, news, newsman, pass, quickly, report, reporter, shouting, son, spelling, started, story, test, thinking, times, victim

Replies: 4
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:38 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Driveway

Started by silentC, 20th September 2007 12:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.8m, 4.8m, attached, bus, car, circular, club, concrete, consideration, council, courtesy, drive, driveway, drops, entrances, front, frontage, garage, gravel, idea, leads, metres, park, parking, running, set, track, version, visitor, wide

Replies: 16
Views: 4,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 07:03 PM; by silentC

Forum:
CONCRETING

dusty concrete

Started by AndrewPatrol, 4th September 2007 07:26 PM

acrylic, blast, btw, car, client, concrete, cos, dusty, extending, floor, goo, ground, moisture, paint, plastic, quick, seal, shed, slab, soil, stuff, sucked, suspect, water

Replies: 7
Views: 7,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 09:42 PM; by Terrian

Forum:
CONCRETING

The Haircut

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th September 2007 04:46 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, decided, disappointed, father, grades, hair, haircut, hed, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 05:18 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Crook carby in the car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 02:53 PM

allan, answered, attention, car, carby, crap, crook, dying, enquired, friend, hope, mechanic, pick, sadly, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:31 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

I don't know what to do

Started by Phil Spencer, 5th September 2007 10:06 AM

birthday, buy, car, company, dirty, hand, hapens, ladies, load, money, phil, ship, suggustions, tools, usung, wash, washed, wear

Replies: 8
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2007 11:22 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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