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The Thinking Blonde

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th July 2008 08:49 AM

alights, annoyed, approaches, approaching, arrives, blonde, boot, calmly, car, cardboard, constable, demands, disabled, emergency, explanation, flashers, flat, helloooooo, obscene, officer, pictures, police, road, stands, takes, thinking, traffic, tyre, vehicle, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:19 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Nitro Newbie

Started by Different, 27th June 2008 08:17 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 2,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 01:18 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
FINISHING

Footy supporter

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 05:57 PM

addict, annoyed, born, brother, car, class, collingwood, dad, drug, ears, footy, girl, hand, mary, mum, parents, primary, prostitute, proud, raise, raised, reason, replied, richmond, school, supporter, teacher, thief, time, tone

Replies: 1
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 10:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Demonic Squirrel

Started by Groggy, 18th June 2008 11:02 PM

attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, decisions, demonic, dressed, evil, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, picture, quiet, residential, riding, screamed, squirrel, stop, t-shirt, time, torn, valkyrie, wheel

Replies: 6
Views: 2,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 10:55 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Gosford - Timber Sales - Full Time

Started by Lumber Bunker, 5th June 2008 09:20 PM

$60+, 43236922, apply, bunker, business, car, earnings, email, essential, fax, field, gosford, including, industry, lumber, manns, person, potential, proven, record, references, relevent, road, sales, steve, thomas, timber, time, track, west

Replies: 1
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 11:33 PM; by Lumber Bunker

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

agitated, blonde, car, cop, driver, drivers, dug, finally, found, handed, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, policewoman, progressively, pulled, purse, realize, red, replied, road, speeding, sports, square, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

True compassion

Started by fenderbelly, 11th June 2008 11:27 AM

accident, apologies, bad, bedside, business, car, coma, compassion, day, dear, failed, failing, fill, fired, gently, health, heart, house, lost, luck, months, motioned, nearer, sat, smiling, started, stayed, support, true, warmth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 12:34 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

On the road

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2008 10:24 AM

attorney, bad, broad, business, car, copper, country, court, creamed, dead, defense, ditch, dog, driving, farm, feeling, hogs, hurt, life, looked, pullin, real, road, semi, shot, sided, suddenly, time, trailer, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2008 10:24 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Woodturner's dilemna

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd June 2008 04:42 PM

absolutely, allan, car, chance, chisel, clicks, club, dilemna, drive, driving, hitchhiking, home, mates, mouse, passenger, petrified, returns, risk, session, skew, stand, teach, thrown, till, tonight, unaware, wait, walk, woodturner, woodturning

Replies: 7
Views: 2,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 06:31 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Things That Are Difficult To Say When....

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd June 2008 06:01 PM

attempt, booze, car, coordination, dance, difficult, disorder, downright, drunk, fighting, fool, hate, home, impossible, innovative, married, morning, nearest, nope, park, passive-aggressive, pee, preliminary, proliferation, refuse, road, specificity, things, toilet, type

Replies: 7
Views: 1,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2008 06:18 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:19 PM

anniversaries, car, caring, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, lowering, men, night, pauses, remember, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wipes, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 01:17 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Rodgera the salesman

Started by munruben, 30th May 2008 12:42 PM

bed, breaks, car, country, farmer, farmhouse, headin, joke, kin, minute, nearby, night, phone, rodgera, salesman, sleep, sons, spend, tells, tomorrow, town, travelling, wait, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 05:27 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Wharfie at work

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th May 2008 09:51 PM

absolutely, allan, apartment, approached, beautiful, bed, bedroom, blonde, break, car, clicks, dozing, fell, heartily, invited, looked, meal, mouse, move, moved, red, scene, smart, sports, teach, tired, water, wharf, wharfie, work

Replies: 3
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 02:00 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Whats Your Sign

Started by wheelinround, 17th May 2008 09:19 AM

car, chicago, company, dealership, dog, door, expensive, fed, feet, fence, food, forget, front, hungry, leak, miss, office, payment, plumbers, push, restaurant, salesmen, shop, sign, stand, stuff, taxidermists, town, truck, window

Replies: 9
Views: 1,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 11:54 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

No job's In Oz

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2008 07:22 PM

,and, arabiaand, australia, car, computer, continued, day, decide, discouraging, electric, filled, france, fromsaudi, germany, india, indonesia, intaiwanto, job, jobat, joe, malaysia, paying, payingaustralian, petrol, radiomade, search, setting, tvmade, watch, wondered

Replies: 6
Views: 1,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2008 02:14 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

School 1977 vs. School 2007

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:38 PM

1977, 2007, banned, billy, billys, called, car, charged, class, college, confiscated, core, curriculum, dad, english, fails, jeffrey, johnny, mark, mary, mohammed, mowing, police, prison, psychologist, removed, scenario, school, teacher, video

Replies: 12
Views: 3,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 09:10 PM; by Poppa

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JOKES

Comprehensive Legal Service

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th May 2008 07:17 AM

arrange, arranged, car, comprehensive, distributed, elderly, finished, funeral, house, husband, lawyer, legal, life, morning, notice, people, provide, reclusive, replied, request, service, solicitor, spinster, thinking, wait, waited, weird

Replies: 1
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 11:35 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Electric fence

Started by Ivan in Oz, 12th May 2008 09:53 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 09:52 PM; by malb

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

12vdc to 6vdc Constant Voltage Regulator

Started by Stringy, 11th May 2008 05:42 PM

12v, 12vdc, 50s, 6vdc, australia, boat, built, car, constant, converting, electrical, forum, gauges, ignition, keeping, late, luck, mallory, rebuilding, regulator, run, ski, starter, system, timber, told, vintage, voltage

Replies: 13
Views: 5,951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 07:30 PM; by DavidG

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Mechanic v Doctor

Started by Claw Hama, 11th May 2008 09:03 PM

baby, basically, bucks, car, debakey, dis, doctor, engine, famous, fancy, finish, grind, heart, hearts, kitten, leaned, loudmouth, mechanic, michael, morris, ork, purr, running, service, standing, surgeon, valves, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 12:00 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Perfect

Started by nev25, 9th May 2008 01:36 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 01:36 AM; by nev25

Forum:
JOKES

Swansdown mops for 6" ROS?

Started by Waldo, 7th May 2008 09:57 PM

car, gday, mop, mops, polish, ros, suffice, swansdown, swansdown mops for 6, u-beaut

Replies: 3
Views: 2,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 11:40 AM; by Waldo

Forum:
FINISHING

The Truth About Ageing

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th May 2008 08:52 AM

60+, afternoon, age, ageing, basement, busy, car, common, finish, forget, handy, live, memory, menopause, olds, parked, parking, people, pregnant, retrieving, short, sleep, soundly, storing, term, tools, truth, valet, valets, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 11:00 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Expensive Car

Started by Ozkaban, 7th May 2008 12:05 PM

b.b, blues, board, button, car, classic, classical, computer, dealer, demonstrates, drives, expensive, fills, finally, front, garth, guy, hooked, john, king, laws, paganini, plays, press, radio, red, salesman, screams, sounds, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 03:17 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Proper Narrative Descriptions

Started by Ozkaban, 7th May 2008 10:20 AM

altered, art, assuming, cancel, car, christmas, crash, deceleration, descriptions, drug, glow, hazmat, highly, include, mental, narrative, patients, persons, phrases, playing, professionals, proper, records, result, syndrome, teams, temperature, terminal, trained, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 10:20 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Fast Car puzzle

Started by Ozkaban, 6th May 2008 03:56 PM

18-20, answer, car, click, constant, dangerous, drag, driving, drop, engine, fast, fire, front, galloping, ground, highly, horse, inches, left, level, merry-go-round, mouse, overtake, puzzle, safely, situation, speed, star, travelling, zebra

Replies: 1
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 08:23 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

A Ginger Cat Day

Started by watson, 16th April 2008 09:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

arms, blood, car, carrier, cat, cats, child, day, details, door, drive, free, ginger, gloves, hit, hole, ignition, keys, lock, mess, minutes, reach, receptionist, screaming, shirt, times, told, top, trip, vet

Replies: 34
Views: 5,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:18 AM; by billym

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rush Hour

Started by Rodgera, 1st May 2008 01:09 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 06:25 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Her car will not start

Started by Rodgera, 30th April 2008 12:59 PM

car, carburetor, couch, evening, home, honey, house, insisted, john, lake, replied, sitting, start, told, trouble, walked, watching, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

THE Correct Answer

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th April 2008 01:48 PM

200, answer, answered, beers, bus, candidate, car, chance, correct, die, dream, drive, endings, friend, god, happy, keys, lady, life, love, mate, partner, pay, perfect, pub, run, saved, simply, stay, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 01:48 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Doggy doo.

Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 11:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:33 PM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

Workshop storage/work space options

Started by DBACT, 21st April 2008 01:27 AM

6x9m, bench, built, bunnings, cabinets, car, cave, comfortable, drawers, durable, fit, flat, flatpax, kitchen, laundry, options, pack, question, restoration, separate, sexy, shed, space, storage, storage or work, storage/work, units, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 2,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2008 01:04 PM; by Ronaldo451

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

How do Others Feel?

Started by Wood Borer, 16th February 2008 10:22 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

age, behavior, car, disappoints, drive, driver, feel, grumpy, heard, helping, jack, newbies, pushing, recently, reguarly, respond, responded, responses, started, starter, takers, thread, threads, time, times, type, upset, valuable, wave, witty

Replies: 92
Views: 14,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 04:15 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Twins

Started by munruben, 16th April 2008 10:40 PM

beautiful, bemused, brandy, brought, car, chance, cognac, coming, country, drink, drive, food, french, garlicky, gendarme, irate, jim, john, lovely, mademoiselles, paris, pint, prefer, replies, sandwiches, stand, twins, wine, wines, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 10:40 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Logic

Started by wheelinround, 16th April 2008 11:29 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 11:29 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Oil drips on the Pavers

Started by neilb, 4th April 2008 07:11 PM

car, carport, cleaning, concerned, concrete, drips, fluid, meter, method, neil, oil, pavers, power, square, steering

Replies: 7
Views: 2,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 09:54 AM; by davo_scuba

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Getting into heaven

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 11:14 AM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, family, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, house, loved, money, pride, sale, school, shouted, six-year, smile, sold, sunday, sweets, tidy, understood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 02:22 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Garage door price?

Started by OBBob, 31st March 2008 02:43 PM

ball, car, diy, door, garage, include, installation, job, lift, panel, park, price, prices, roller, single, size, standard

Replies: 6
Views: 12,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 12:25 PM; by Ashwood

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Bushrocks

Started by Mathuranatha, 27th March 2008 11:37 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 11:42 AM; by dazzler

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Help me identify this grass...

Started by montiee, 5th April 2008 05:39 PM

attached, bought, car, destroyed, due, dustbowl, front, grass, grows, house, identify, lawn, montiee, mow, parked, pic, recently, reseed, slowly, type, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 09:32 AM; by flynnsart

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Meatybite Diet

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:44 PM

ass, bites, buy, car, complete, diet, dog, door, enthralled, feel, food, guy, hard, heart, hit, hospital, hungry, laughing, line, meaty, meatybite, mention, middle, nutritionally, practically, staggered, story, stupid, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 07:43 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Car accident

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 03:20 PM

accident, allan, approached, arm, calendar, car, concerned, driver, drivers, entire, found, looked, mercedes, months, policeman, poor, ripped, rolex, scene, sir, stole, taking, yelled, yuppie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 09:29 PM; by malb

Forum:
JOKES

The End Is Near

Started by Rodgera, 1st April 2008 08:28 PM

bridge, car, clergyman, curve, driver, end, heard, hold, holding, late, leave, local, nuts, passing, pastor, planned, priest, religious, road, sign, sped, splash, stood, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 08:28 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Apologes to the Blondes!!!!!Blonde Jokes

Started by fenderbelly, 1st April 2008 05:22 PM

1/2, 108, 911, apologes, blonde, blondesblonde, box, button, car, days, december, duh, eleven, fit, front, hour, house, instructions, joke, jokes, mail, phone, ready, shut, slammed, stupid, turkey, water, weigh, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 05:22 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Electric fence to keep dogs out of garden

Started by dan76n, 22nd March 2008 01:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

12v, battery, build, car, diy, dogs, electric, fence, garden, mains, prefer, project, temporary

Replies: 25
Views: 12,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 10:47 AM; by dan76n

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Views on Marriage

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:08 PM

actual, applying, car, circus, divorced, engagement, experience, florida, foreman, grove, house, hurricanes, job, lemon, lemons, marriage, matter, miss, picking, qualified, replied, ring, sale, suffering, three-ring, times, views, wedding, wild, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:08 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Honda Odyssey 2.3L 7 seats upholstery

Started by zillah, 19th March 2008 09:39 AM

2.3l, 2000, 23l, auto, car, cover, honda, idea, leather, odyssey, price, reasonable, seats, supercheap, sydney, upholstered, upholstery

Replies: 3
Views: 6,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2008 12:52 PM; by Yonnee

Forum:
UPHOLSTERY

Help With Old Furniture Polish Recipe

Started by mlhm5, 21st March 2008 07:50 AM

allowed, aussies, car, cleaner, color, consistency, furniture, ingredients, kerosene, liquid, oil, paraffin, polish, recipe, rest, separate, stand, time, turpentine, unsure, white

Replies: 5
Views: 6,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2008 10:47 AM; by MALPT

Forum:
FINISHING

Love for wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st March 2008 07:29 PM

a.f.l, allan, calendar, car, football, glued, hockey, ice, john, love, months, racing, replied, season, stole, t.v, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 11:09 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Mixed messages

Started by Rodgera, 18th March 2008 10:36 PM

car, child, daughter, doctor, follow, footsteps, girl, heart, instrument, left, mcdonalds, messages, mixed, picked, playing, pre-school, seat, spoke, stethoscope

Replies: 0
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

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