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Thread: The 23 days of christmas
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2nd December 2002, 11:50 PM #1
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The 23 days of christmas
'Twas 3 weeks (and a couple of days) before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stiring
Not even a mouse.
Well, what were you expecting, a raging party or something. It's 11:50pm on a Monday night and everyone is fast asleep. Mum is quietly snooring and dreaming of having a big spend up at Myers, whilst dad lays awake thinking about .........Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes around 40 seconds!
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3rd December 2002, 12:22 PM #2
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.. How he can get the cute little blonde next door to fill HIS christmas stocking with.....
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3rd December 2002, 01:34 PM #3
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... fun and laughter...
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3rd December 2002, 04:18 PM #4
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...and tool that he'd always wanted to get his hand on notwithstanding....
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3rd December 2002, 04:19 PM #5
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and heaps of triton gear to.........
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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4th December 2002, 08:35 AM #6
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Suddenly dad sprung to his feet reeling in fright from a horrible nightmare. He had been visited by the Bah Humbug monster. A nasty, evil, balding, yet strangely attractive goblin, who looked like he could have been used as a doorstop.
It was then that he realised that he had actually slept through the first couple of day of Christmas. There were now only 18 days left and he still had to.....KEEP A LID ON THE GARBAGE...
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4th December 2002, 11:21 AM #7
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.. organise the kegs and beer nuts, buy the missus a present otherwise there will be hell to pay like happened the previous year, and also to find that elusive present for the mother-in-law. He was thinking of a...
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4th December 2002, 01:34 PM #8
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rather large canabalistic Grinchthat could...........
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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5th December 2002, 05:40 AM #9
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That could get together with the Bah Humbug Monster and make.......
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6th December 2002, 12:20 AM #10
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Get quietly innebriated whilst down on the beach with a fishing rod where all manner of......
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6th December 2002, 05:59 PM #11
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fings could get hooked, and a few thongs could get thinged....
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6th December 2002, 11:17 PM #12
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Just then dad realized that there were now only 18 more sleeps till Christmas day. All of a sudden he had an amazing feeling of deja vu. Hang on, he thought to himself. Wasn't it only 18 days to Christmas a couple of days age?
Bugger me. I must be having an attack of.....KEEP A LID ON THE GARBAGE... Report spam, scams, and inappropriate posts, PMs and Blogs.
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7th December 2002, 08:41 PM #13
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case of craft disease coming on and I need to.............
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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9th December 2002, 11:33 AM #14
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swill some more of that shellawax, (for a kick), and that unusual.........
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10th December 2002, 08:29 AM #15
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silicone to enhance the surface of the timber, now with only 14 sleeps to go SWMBO is probably going to forget my birthday on Saturday (wasn't that subtle?).....
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