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25th December 2015, 08:52 PM #1
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Wasted puns
Puns are wasted on kleptomaniacs
- because they always take things literally.Cheers, Bob the labrat
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25th December 2015, 08:57 PM #2
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Yes very good
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25th December 2015, 10:30 PM #3
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Several years ago when I was in the army a fellow Warrant Officer was seeking my help with a soldier who was in a training group he was supervising.
He said "We have had to discipline her so often for theft, she must be a kleptomaniac"
I replied "Can't she just take something for it?"
I don't know why he didn't seek my advice again...
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DougI got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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