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  1. 5th February 2012, 03:22 PM #106
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    Thanks Which one of the two did you like?

    Anyway give this one a go
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    "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    Thanks Which one of the two did you like?

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    Don't know about Groggy, but "from a dizzy height" is such a common occurrence that I would have gone with that one.

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    If they make me watch Nemo again I'm going to hold my breath 'till I turn red!
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    C'mon, c'mon, close the kitchen! I need just one more day to camouflage my claws.

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    Bad luck Lobby, one pot of boiling water, 2 cloves of garlic, 2 table spoons of butter a couple of generous handfulls of Jarlsberg and a pinch of salt and peper
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    Reminds me of an old line from Get Smart: "Not da craw - da CRAW!"
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    Arrr I get that quite a bit, arr would you believe you're surounded by 200 boy scouts ..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    Reminds me of an old line from Get Smart: "Not da craw - da CRAW!"
    Must've missed that bit as it doesn't compute. I found it difficult to concentrate as soon as Agent 99 appeared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    Must've missed that bit as it doesn't compute. I found it difficult to concentrate as soon as Agent 99 appeared.

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