The Rip in the Fabric of the Universe ...

[craigb]

Hey CraigB thanks for the reddie which post did you object to? Want to make sure you're justified in calling me a tosser... :eek:

The one that was deleted and pretty much all the others of yours in this thread.

[HappyHammer]

Just checking...can't say I agree but you're welcome to your point of view, let's have it out in the open next time....

HH.

[craigb]

let's have it out in the open next time....

If there is a next time and I send you a red, I'll put whatever comment I like on it.
If you want to publicise it that's up to you.

Now seeing as how you dislike this thread so much that you go out of your way to de-rail it, why don't you just bugger off and play somewhere else on the board.

[HappyHammer]

..I must have missed the rule being put in place that says you can't hijack a thread....

HH.

[fxst]

..I must have missed the rule being put in place that says you can't hijack a thread....

HH.

hi-jacking a thread is one thing but your style shows you are a deadset tosser
now as was suggested go elsewhere ...surely there is a forum that you can destroy elsewhere
Pete

[fxst]

argh, I seem to have forgotton da wordz, but as the sun sets in the east, we all hum the tune made famous by the Sex Pistols, and sleep, perchance to dream..........

sunddenly a loud report was heard and on investigating the crew found hidden in the bilges a rather wet and bedraggled................

[HappyHammer]

hi-jacking a thread is one thing but your style shows you are a deadset tosser
now as was suggested go elsewhere ...surely there is a forum that you can destroy elsewhere
Pete

boo bloody hoo

[ozwinner]

I dont see your problem HH?
If you dont like the thread dont reply.
Just because you dont like it, doesnt meen you have to spoil it for others.

Let the boys have some fun with their imaginary friends.

Al :confused:

[RETIRED]

HH can't view or post here at the moment.

[ozwinner]

...seen better morale during a whip-round on the flogging deck of the hell-ship Titan Uranus, than I've ever seen on any of the versions of the Good Ship Very Little Gravitas Indeed. Yer gunna have to do sumpthin' more than give this lot a corporate star if you want to improve morale."

"Very well, Dogsbreath, what do you suggest", asked Nemo, taken aback by the strength of Dogsbreath's response. (He was also taken aback by the strength of Dogsbreath's breath, but that's another story for another time.)

"Skipper," says Dogsbreath, "you can't beat a bit of community singing to improve morale." So saying, he grabbed the Mother Farquar's wooden leg (oh yes, the MF now has a wooden leg) to use as a baton, sprang onto the taffrail and ordered Thebathtion to scurry back to his cabin and get his theramin.

"Now, crew, when Thebathtion returns with his theramin, he will accompany us all in a round of community singing, for the express purpose of improving morale. The first song, to which you all know the words, will be.....

Ewwrah up she rises.........
with that...........................

[Iain]

Err Lie in the Moor Ning (from my schoolboy days, think thats how it sounded)

[Driver]

Dogsbreath raised his baton. The crew took a collective breath. The Collective poised, clogs akimbo, ready to dance. The hamsters settled themselves comfortably along the taffrail, prepared to be entertained.

Dogsbreath swooped his baton down and the crew launched, full-throated into

"WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?"
...just as the Mother Farcquar lurched up the companionway on one leg (which had, of course, the benefit that she trampled only half the companions underfoot) and ....

[fxst]

with her wooden leg she castgated young, to her at least, Dogsbreath for awakening her during the time perscribed for her beauty sleep to which dogsbreath replied...........

[Driver]

"Jeez, yer right! Sorry, missus. I definitely should have left you to catch up on yer bewdy sleep a bit longer. It hasn't taken yet, has it?"

Wrenching her wooden leg from Dogsbreath's grasp, the Mother Farcquar dealt him a tremendous blow to the top of his head. The crew gasped, anticipating the Australian's instant demise.

However, it was not to be. Dogsbreath seemed to be entirely unaffected by an assault that - delivered as it was by the appallingly powerful Mother Farcquar - would have slain any normal man.

Dogsbreath adjusted his fox hat - which had been knocked slightly askew by the Mother Farcquar's attentions - and said:

"Turn it up, love! Yer can't hurt me like that. I'm immune!"

This extraordinary statement focussed everyone's immediate attention on the rather strange Australian. Which was a pity because, if they had not all been so distracted, some of them may have observed the trouble that was heading their way - clearly visible as it was in the ship's vision panels.

And if they had observed it, they might have been able to avoid the ....

[craigb]

Humungous Black Hole that was dead ahead of The Very Little Gravitas Indeed.

Well actually, they wouldn't have seen the hole itself obviously but they would however seen several stars being ripped apart and swallowed by it's terrible maw.

"I say, sorry to interrupt and all that" interrupted Ophelia Merkin, the ship's computer "but perhaps you'd care to regard the ship's vision screen because it rather appears that baring a miracle we're heading for oblivion"

Appalled .....