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  1. 30th April 2005, 05:22 PM #76
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    At the risk of becoming serious, why was the cop (in his car) sitting in your driveway? :confused:
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  2. 30th April 2005, 05:49 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackoH
    At the risk of becoming serious, why was the cop (in his car) sitting in your driveway? :confused:
    Because he'd had a long shift and was too tired to pace

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  3. 30th April 2005, 05:56 PM #78
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    The fact that I am marrying the greatest girl in the world in 357 days,
    The fact I only have to work two thirds of the year, soon to be only half
    Woodwork,
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    Winning golf,
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  4. 30th April 2005, 06:53 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack E
    The fact that I am marrying the greatest girl in the world in 357 days,
    My missus didnt tell me she was remarrying?? :confused:

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  5. 30th April 2005, 07:20 PM #80
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    Maybe she's a widow and you don't know it yet Al
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  6. 30th April 2005, 09:15 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    Maybe she's a widow and you don't know it yet Al
    Ah ha. All that free booze he got. I KNEW some of it was meths

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  7. 30th April 2005, 09:17 PM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    Ah ha. All that free booze he got. I KNEW some of it was meths

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    It aint meths, thats drinkable, this stuff aint...............yaaaaaak

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  8. 30th April 2005, 10:27 PM #83
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    Pushbikes with suspension yeah, great for old guys, carrying a few injuries like me what do ya mean the roads pretty rough?What bump, I didn't feel no stenkin bump..................
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  9. 30th April 2005, 11:13 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by E. maculata
    ....... great for old guys...........
    If you're old then I must be ancient. Maybe that's why I sometimes get grumpy, being ancient.


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  10. 30th April 2005, 11:20 PM #85
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    Nah Peter, Just 2 days of unusual levels of excercise taking its' toll on damaged joints besides we're the same generation according to my daughter, past 30=old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackoH
    At the risk of becoming serious, why was the cop (in his car) sitting in your driveway? :confused:
    My driveway is an ideal spot to nab hoons tearing down Stirling's main street..they come belting around a left hand curve and bang theyre nabbed.

    Dont mind a bit as Im sick of being woken all hours of the night by hoons using the street as a drag strip. The boys in blue can park ALL their cars up my driveway if they like.
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    A few of my favourite things, the ones that make me smile and sigh contentedly:

    • A whole weekend of woodwork with my music on the stereo and no housework or interruptions in sight.
    • The moment when inspiration hits and you just know this piece of woodwork is going to to be gooooood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
    A few of my favourite things, the ones that make me smile and sigh contentedly:

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    • Genuine appreciation from HWMNBO for my latest effort
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    or HWSFCD.
    He who suffers from convenient deafness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS
    I believe the correct abbreviation is HWDWHT...
    He who does what he's told.
    I believe that she is probably right with the abbreviation. He Who May Not Be Obeyed.
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