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10th April 2003, 06:41 PM #871
On the Gary Gnu show
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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10th April 2003, 09:27 PM #872
I gnu that
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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10th April 2003, 11:39 PM #873
you Gnu too much
Johnno
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
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11th April 2003, 09:10 AM #874
I Gno bugger all
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11th April 2003, 09:24 AM #875
fargenoath
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11th April 2003, 07:16 PM #876
Any relation to Far Ken Ell ?
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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11th April 2003, 08:07 PM #877
Does this gentleman work for "Spitz, Phartz & Kophs" the accounting firm by any chance?
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11th April 2003, 10:59 PM #878
no , Kellys Funeral Parlour. 'You Kill em we chill em'
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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12th April 2003, 07:14 AM #879
Ah, well. This means that we will need the services of "Bender, Badger and Kajoel. Solicitors and Attourneys at Law" too look after the legal side of things.
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12th April 2003, 05:57 PM #880
Thought that was Grabbit and Run:mad:
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12th April 2003, 06:10 PM #881
Dash it all, I thought they were a removal and storage company.
Weren't they in the same building as Tugg and Twist, the Dentists?:confused:
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13th April 2003, 07:12 AM #882
Could be worse Old Mate!
Some mongrel stole my body and replaced it with one that don't work properly!
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13th April 2003, 07:03 PM #883
Body snatchers
ooohh :eek:How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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13th April 2003, 07:42 PM #884
Yeah mate. I used to be young and handsome with dark hair and all that stuff. I looked in the mirror the other day and I dont look a day under 50, I'm going grey and bald and I need to wear high heels if I want to be as tall as I used to be! AND some B!* mongrel has adjusted the weighing machine and it now says I weigh a lot more than I used to.
I now know why Vampires never had mirrors. I looked in my new one the other day and there was this real ugly old bloke in there looking back at me. Do you reckon I should send the mirror back for a refund?:confused:
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13th April 2003, 11:38 PM #885
Back on topic BOYS!!!!!
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