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  1. #871
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    Smile

    On the Gary Gnu show
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

  2. #872
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    I gnu that
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
    Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

  3. #873
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    you Gnu too much
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

  4. #874
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    I Gno bugger all

  5. #875
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    fargenoath

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    Any relation to Far Ken Ell ?
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

  7. #877
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    Does this gentleman work for "Spitz, Phartz & Kophs" the accounting firm by any chance?

  8. #878
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    no , Kellys Funeral Parlour. 'You Kill em we chill em'
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
    Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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    Ah, well. This means that we will need the services of "Bender, Badger and Kajoel. Solicitors and Attourneys at Law" too look after the legal side of things.

  10. #880
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    Thought that was Grabbit and Run:mad:

  11. #881
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    Dash it all, I thought they were a removal and storage company.
    Weren't they in the same building as Tugg and Twist, the Dentists?:confused:

  12. #882
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    Could be worse Old Mate!
    Some mongrel stole my body and replaced it with one that don't work properly!

  13. #883
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    Body snatchers

    ooohh :eek:
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    Yeah mate. I used to be young and handsome with dark hair and all that stuff. I looked in the mirror the other day and I dont look a day under 50, I'm going grey and bald and I need to wear high heels if I want to be as tall as I used to be! AND some B!* mongrel has adjusted the weighing machine and it now says I weigh a lot more than I used to.
    I now know why Vampires never had mirrors. I looked in my new one the other day and there was this real ugly old bloke in there looking back at me. Do you reckon I should send the mirror back for a refund?:confused:

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    Back on topic BOYS!!!!!

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