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  1. 17th February 2011, 12:04 PM #766
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    Bugga! The othe side of the sign says DANGER.
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    Only a 3! Wonder what you have to do to score a 10
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    oh bugga, where are the brakes on this thing?

    or

    Did anyone see the skier I was towing?
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  4. 17th February 2011, 02:03 PM #769
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    check the name of the boat. "Temporary Insanity"
  5. 17th February 2011, 04:35 PM #770
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidG View Post
    check the name of the boat. "Temporary Insanity"
    If you look closely it actually says "Temporary Insanity II".
    The usual comment for this photo is "Wonder what happened to Temporary Insanity I".

    The pic has been floating around on the net for at least 5 years - pity the boat hasn't .
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    So this is the famous WC Fields
  7. 17th February 2011, 06:15 PM #772
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker View Post
    oh bugga, where are the brakes on this thing?

    or

    Did anyone see the skier I was towing?
    Ah the skier got me, I just pictured the skier waving madly trying to get the
    driver to look forwards.

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  8. 17th February 2011, 09:19 PM #773
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    Thanks CH,

    hmm

    how about this one

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  9. 17th February 2011, 09:22 PM #774
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    Oh now thats just being silly!! If I was going to all that trouble I'd want at least a queen size.
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    Hikea mate?


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    "The latest news to hand: A Tasmanian mountaineer got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning... "
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.

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    Darl? Can you turn the light out? ...... Darl?
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    How could I have forgotten the bloody pillows? This is the worst nights sleep...ever!
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    ......and so he fell into a sound sleep. The next morning Bluey the caterpillar was transformed into a beautiful butterfly. "Hurrah!" he cried, clapping his wings, and was crushed beneath the resulting avalanche.

    THE END
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