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  1. #751
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    A scoial disease that deserves a round of applause
    Time was invented to keep everything from happening at the same time.
    Space was invented to keep everything from happening to you!

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    clap trap
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Balderdash
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    I've got a rash
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    Calamine lotion
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Does that make you a rash-in-all person???
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  7. #757
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    I've got a rash
    Is that all there is?

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    No, I've got AIDS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Herpes.

    I'm an incurrable romantic.
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    AIDS - Acquired Income Deficency Syndrom
    Time was invented to keep everything from happening at the same time.
    Space was invented to keep everything from happening to you!

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    Wink

    [QUOTE=Grunt]No, I've got AIDS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Herpes.QUOTE]

    So what do you give a man who has everything
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Hey Grunt,

    A diet that may help with your medical problems.

    Flounder, pita bread and after dinner mints,

    Reason: they are the only things that can be pushed under the door.

    Regards, Geoff

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    I got chirpes from kissing the budgie...

    ...and there's no tweetment!
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    And we all know how you get 'Hearing Aids' Don't we?

    (Answer will be forwarded in plain brown wrapper, courtesy of .)

    By the way I thought Chirpies was tweetable. :confused:

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    sniffelys

    (what Eskimos get from rubbing noses!)

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    up ya nose
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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