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  1. 23rd December 2008, 07:54 AM #46
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    Did you set the terrain-following radar to sports mode?

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    I know the instruments are normally pretty reliable, but do you really think we're at 40,000 feet?
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    Hey Captain, the people down there look like ants from here.
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    Aeroplane picture.....

    Captain, Isn't the WHOLE plane supposed to be in stealth mode?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Did you set the terrain-following radar to sports mode?...
    Michael wins...

    I like the idea of a 'sports' mode TFR.

    Your turn Mic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    I like the idea of a 'sports' mode TFR.
    It exists Cliff. "Soft" or "hard" ride is optional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    It exists Cliff. "Soft" or "hard" ride is optional.
    Yup I know... I've heard the story of it jumping over fences but I bet it doesn't go as low as the pic.
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    here you go
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