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    ...not what they seem. However you could.....

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    always go somewhere private and ask them to......

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    show you their...........

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    scratching johnno's itch
    Growing old disgracefully...

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    which was right inthe middle of his back and on removing his shirt they saw a great big .....................
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
    Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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    Talking

    tatoo of a hunting scene with the dogs and the hunters in full flight and there disappearing into the crack of his bum was the foxes tail. "Well!" they exclaimed as one " We have never seen.............

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    ...tug to see if it....

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    ...a quick brush and comb and powder it for fleas. Then we can have a.......

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    How did Dear Doorstop get in before me? Quite upset my train of thought.

    most flea ridden ferret that a person could dream of

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    nice cuppa tea and a........

    What the???? Where did that bloody dennis Hill sneak in from?

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    Bloody cheek of the bloke! I'd have a word with the Admin department about him if I were you!

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    OOPS! get back to the topic Hilly!!!

    ..... and a "Bex Powder" and a good lie......

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    will keep the maidens guessing as to what Dennis was up too as he is a ..........................
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
    Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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    senior who may have trouble getting anything up..
    Growing old disgracefully...

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    Gentlemen, please! Getting what up? Up to no good would be more like it! Up on a ladder?

    Now back to our nubile young ladies, they were ladies were'nt they? I have trouble rembering the plot, I think I lost it years ago!

    Thats it! we were going to have a cup of tea, a Bex, and lie in the recliner and....... watch the footy????? or was it play footsies???

    Where did that plot go?

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