A very cranky Mrs Wongo

[bitingmidge]

I eat chinese a lot

Note to Wongo, never get caught alone with Gumby!:eek: :eek:

P (Who often asks for the fruit, but doesn't care about the soup)

[Wongo]

Let me tell you another secret.

You know what you order a lobster or mud crab. They always show it to you in a plastic bag. Oh yes it is alive and fresh.

2 things they can do in the kitchen.

1. Put it back to the tank and get a frozen one (a lot cheaper) from the freezer.
2. Chop up the crab or lobster into pieces and keep a couple pieces. Eventually they will have enough to make another dish.

I don’t normally go out of my way to make sure every piece is there. However, it is pretty obvious when you see a whole mud crab in the plastic bag but only one claw found in the plate.

[outback]

You Chineseseszes are an unethical lot. First ya don't give out the frebies like ya sposed to, then sell a nice fresh dish, only to replace it with half a frozen easy meal.

Not like us honest injun ausies. If we sell you steak fit for export, then all its good for is selling overseas. And sausages, nothing as wholesome and pure a food as sausages. :eek:










My nose, my nose, it's hurting me. AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!

[Wongo]

Outback you forgot to mention people who sells petrol contains 50% water. Now that’s dishonest.

[redwood]

Outback you forgot to mention people who sells petrol contains 50% water. Now that’s dishonest.

Why is it dishonest? I take a container of water with me and when the station attendant isnt looking sneak a litre or 2 into the tank to get cheaper petrol:confused: $1.185 per litre and i put a litre of water in... whos the winner then

[ele__13]

Happy New Year to the Wongo's and everyone else 2
chinese style that is have a good one jules

[jow104]

Wongo,

I have never heard of anything free in a Chinese restaurant over here in the U.K.

The restauranteers here all seem to be running Mercedes.

[Auld Bassoon]

Why is it dishonest? I take a container of water with me and when the station attendant isnt looking sneak a litre or 2 into the tank to get cheaper petrol:confused: $1.185 per litre and i put a litre of water in... whos the winner then

Many moons ago, when I had an E-Type I had a source of 105 octane av.gas. Had to wind up the ignition timing a bit, but great effect, and great idea I thought.

Regrettably, the pistons didn't :eek:

[Grunt]

Happy New Year in MY year, the year of the dog but you are allowed to share. Just give me a bone.