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  1. 21st October 2009, 04:37 PM #421
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    Hand's up all you Crocs who were jumped on by Steve Irwin


    Hand's up all you Croc's that would like to be a Queen's hand bag
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  2. 22nd October 2009, 11:04 AM #422
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    For the rocket one:

    5 minutes before they discovered a fatal design flaw in the Shoulder Mounted Launch System.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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  3. 23rd October 2009, 12:15 AM #423
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    "OK! I'll put my hand up. It wasn't the dingo, it was me."
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  4. 23rd October 2009, 07:39 AM #424
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    I caught a fish the other day and it was THIS big.
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  5. 23rd October 2009, 12:43 PM #425
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    Wheelin' take it away.
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  6. 23rd October 2009, 01:55 PM #426
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    Wheelin' take it away.
    Groggy which one did ya like??

    BRB
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  7. 23rd October 2009, 02:07 PM #427
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Groggy which one did ya like??

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  8. 23rd October 2009, 02:11 PM #428
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    Hope this is ok
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  9. 23rd October 2009, 04:54 PM #429
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    does my bum look big in this?

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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  10. 23rd October 2009, 05:16 PM #430
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    Although John always suspected it, he had no idea until his wedding day just how bad Sarah's flatulence problem really was
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    She is obviously a SNAB.
    Showoff New Age Bride.
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  12. 25th October 2009, 08:12 AM #432
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    Well, there's the moon. I wonder where the honey comes into it???
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Well, there's the moon. I wonder where the honey comes into it???

    all yours Dave
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  14. 25th October 2009, 09:33 AM #434
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    Enjoy...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Anna Bligh, desperately trying to fix her states woeful bottom line, hit upon what the bureaucracy thought was a brilliant plan. Unfortunately the people of Alaska had other ideas,
    "Whyyy does this sarn say, Queensland Government, I thought we was in Quebec"
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