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  1. 14th October 2009, 02:47 PM #391
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    Rule no.47: Never get drunk and fall asleep at the Bonsai Club Christmas party.
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    OK! Now you just have to stand in the bucket in the corner till Xmas. This is great. We'll save on buying a tree..... and all the hassle of cleaning those fallen pine needles. Who needs it?
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    Bloody exchange students!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pugwash View Post
    Rule no.47: Never get drunk and fall asleep at the Bonsai Club Christmas party.
    That's brilliant and I dont think it will be beaten, so you're up Clive (it is Clive isn't it?)
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  6. 14th October 2009, 09:44 PM #396
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    Thanks Mick. Try this vintage pic. Clive.
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    Taken a few months before the invention of conditioner.
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    Wonder if I should do something outrageous with my hair for christmas this year?
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    Where did I leave my Strat?
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    Thomas Edisons hair never recovered after he discovered he was an over achiever.
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    Frightened me!! What makes you think that.
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    Robert J. Van de Graaf, shortly after his most famous breakthrough in 1929.
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Honourable mention to Oxkaban for the scientific reference.
    This one from tea lady made my hair stand on end.

    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Wonder if I should do something outrageous with my hair for christmas this year?
    Your turn Tea lady.
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