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Thread: Story time with uncle Dave
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1st April 2003, 02:18 PM #16
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... help you?"
"Oh yes" the feral ladies replied in unison
"We've come to you're workshop in the hope you could give us a screw"
After the enevitable double take Merv asked " To what use would you put this screw? Tell me so I can determine the type of screw you need"
"Well" Cheryl breathed " we need ....Great minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events,
small minds discuss people
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2nd April 2003, 10:33 AM #17
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... binomial bubble chip smorched by the bloke with the double overhead underhang 3 phase whacker"
"Bloody hell" Merv exclaimed "This will call for my new....
(consider it copped
Great minds discuss ideas,
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small minds discuss people
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3rd April 2003, 05:23 PM #18
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Which explains why our hair is all messed up, now if you could give us a screw or two so we can completely dovetail our tails we will.......
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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3rd April 2003, 11:14 PM #19
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get our beloved gronicle stretcher untensioned as it seems a bit uptight at the moment."
Beryl gestured, "Do you have one of those large, thick .....
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4th April 2003, 12:27 AM #20
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thwacking-stick things that you use for........
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4th April 2003, 03:33 PM #21
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...sharp pointy leaves, and we don't like getting pricked in the....
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4th April 2003, 10:31 PM #22
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middle of the night while...............
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5th April 2003, 08:02 PM #23
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watching the double episode of st nits while......
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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7th April 2003, 04:01 PM #24
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stroking a long, thick....
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7th April 2003, 04:56 PM #25
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sausage shaped.....
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7th April 2003, 07:36 PM #26
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balloon, that we use to create............
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7th April 2003, 09:36 PM #27
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words in while making cartoons of.............
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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7th April 2003, 10:09 PM #28
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two gorgeous, incredibly sexy women,that have been known to.............
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7th April 2003, 11:09 PM #29
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offcut reject from the last failed attempt to produce something useful...
Growing old disgracefully...
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7th April 2003, 11:10 PM #30
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dammit - that had nothing to do with the thread I was trying to post to!
Growing old disgracefully...
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