Snake for sale

[Carry Pine]

Just like Sydney's Red Rattlers

Are they the trained snakes I saw at La Perouse?

Carry Pine

[ian]

It's been suggested, that perhaps I should expand on this

as Noah said to the Adders, "do it by logs"

The full joke is

A pair of snakes were slivering down the ramp of the Ark and Noah said to them, as he said to each pair of animals leaving the Ark,
"Go forth and multiply!"
To which the snakes replied,
"We can't, we're Adders."
To which Noah responded,
"Go forth and do it by Logs."



Logs are logarithms.
If you remember log tables, you'll get it

[Bob38S]

Here we go again, another 14 pages of puns, just like the "Afraid" thread, it will just slither on forever

Cheers

Doug

Yep, but it is harmless, non venomous that is

[ian]

don't you mean "legless" ?






did you know vegans won't eat anything that has shoulders, so snakes are OK

[rwbuild]

legless lizard

[fenderbelly]

The scales were tipped in her favour

[Handyjack]

Yep, but it is harmless, non venomous that is

Not harmless, armless!

If you have too much to drink you are legless.