Are you tired of hearing about Douglas Woods?

[Waldo]

G'day WoodBorer,

Sound like we both think that TVs can hear us - maybe and could it be we don't have our Fiolees on and it's actually the aliens talking to us and we can hear them? Like some sort of subliminal message.

[Kev Y.]

Damn.. I thought I was gunna cop a flogging with this poll... Maybe we should forward it onto the TV stations so they can get a good idea of what REAL people are thinking...

[adrian]

As was pointed out on the Glass House this week, he is the only man to spend 47 days in captivity and look like he has put on weight.
Must have been all the Baklava and kebabs.

[Robert WA]

Did you see his 2 brothers at a press conference.
They were sensible, dignified and reasonable. They have real class and the press corp stood and applauded them when it was over.
Douglas seems to come from the other end of that gene pool.

[adrian]

Did you see his 2 brothers at a press conference.
They were sensible, dignified and reasonable. They have real class and the press corp stood and applauded them when it was over.
Douglas seems to come from the other end of that gene pool.

Where's he been living for the past 20 years?

[Gingermick]

In keeping with this selfish age, I would tell them that I didn't ask them to spend that money.

[DavidG]

My TV has a channel change button and an on/off switch.
If I don't like it I don't watch it.

Who cares--- there are more important things to think about- like wood turning, s.x, etc......

[vsquizz]

Who the hell is Douglas Woods??

Rob, You can get a "Frustration Brick" for the TV. It looks like a dinky die house brick but its made of foam.

Cheers

[Driver]

Who the hell is Douglas Woods??

Rob, You can get a "Frustration Brick" for the TV. It looks like a dinky die house brick but its made of foam.

Cheers

Too dangerous for my place. My son, bless his cotton socks, has inherited his old man's sensayuma and would - at an early opportunity - substitute the foam jobbie for a real one. :eek:

[JDarvall]

What kind of wood is that ? Never heard of it before ?

[ozwinner]

Dear oh dear, so I am not the only person who clenches his fists and swears at the TV.

On the odd occasion I watch commercial TV, I make a mental note of the advertisers who advertise amongst the short periods of crap such as the topic we are talking about, Current Affairs foot in the door, miracle cures etc.

Those companies advertising during these shows obviously want to be associated with those shows and the disgusting simplistic content of those shows. If they didn't they would not advertise during such shows or would insist on better quality shows,

I detest those shows and therefore detest the companies advertising during those shows. I do not wish my money to contribute to the success of those companies so I go out of my way to ensure it doesn't.

I have been able to contain my anger and therefore my swearing whilst responding to this thread. I will sign off before I lapse or collapse after using so much energy for restraint.

Ahhhh bless you my son, for the roth of mankind is lurt in thine loins.
Go forth and multiply into thine fave tv program.
And sprout many a spoutling with the same thought as thee.


I have no Idea what Im talking about, but it looks good on paper.

Al :confused:

[Driver]

Al

Mate .... There's something brown dribbling down your chin ...... Whoops, sorry! Shouldn't have mentioned it!