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  1. 1st July 2009, 10:31 AM #2911
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    feeble excuse
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  2. 1st July 2009, 11:43 AM #2912
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    he's still hungry.
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  5. 2nd July 2009, 07:51 AM #2915
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    peel me a grape
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  6. 2nd July 2009, 10:23 AM #2916
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    Uncork the cabernet
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    needs a lot of airing.
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    mouth to mouth resusitation
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    out cold
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    smelling salts
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    bucket o' water.
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    Putting a dampner on proceedings
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    cold spoon.
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    Ah, TL, so YOU are that horrible school nurse who terrified all my mates and me at "short-arm inspection back in the 50's!!!

    I didn't think you sounded that fearsome, or that old!!!!
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    tortured memories
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