Story time with uncle Dave

[Dennis Hill]

.....Motored off into the sunrise, having spent the previous night recovering from their knob polishing. Their journey was to take them to the never-never land of collective forgetfulness, thereby letting the somewhat distracted woodworkers get back to their original task of turning large lumps of dead trees into...........

[JohnM]

even more copies of said nubile ladies..........

[macca2]

who by this time were half way across the Nullabor heading for a place of great beauty, sunny days, Westcoast Eagles and other delights were they could....................

[Neo]

fulfill all of their desperately wanton needs and look admiringly at all of the wild flowers, lovely timber, rocks and thousands of kilometres of sand as they wound their way up to the Northern Territory, the real Never-Never land, where they knew.............

[Johnno]

...they may never never get there, but they could drive as fast as their bucket of assorted bolts could take them (did anyone ever count the number of differerent nut & bolt standards used in pommy cars of that vintage?), provided that nothing other than clothing fell 0ff...

cheeseball burgertush

[Dennis Hill]

....freshly polished.....

[Dennis Hill]

....Finely turned and carved from the most exotic materials......

[JackoH]

....known to man,(or boy for that matter, ) and .....

[fxst]

and lovingly oiled and rubbed to a deep lustre using no less than.........................

[Dennis Hill]

....the finest silks and satins, followed by the well tanned and exqusitely soft hide of...

[JackoH]

....Virginia. where they all come from,although even in Virginia virgins are just about extinct ever since the day when....

[macca2]

Davey Crockett went thundering around Virginian doing..........

[Johnno]

terrible things to innocent little possums and racoons so that he could make those funny fur hats to put on his...



cheeseball burgertush

[fxst]

head to cover the bald patch that was developing because the..........

Tulefel girdlebuns

[Geoff Egan]

..Virginian winters were rather harsh on exposed skin especially when you had to..