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    Roger the cabin boy had a speech impediment, of course, which is the subject of a whole different story referring to why and how he managed to lose the captain's dinner over the side in a storm (ie, "Yer sausage and mash has gone overboard, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho!"). Nevertheless, said Roger managed to overcome this serious setback and became ...
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    a man of the cloth. Every Sunday he would assume the guise of the Reverend Unseemly Dogposture and .........

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    ... read a sermon on the evils of drink. In this he would use, as an example to his congregation, his curate: the Reverend Aloysius Shagnasty, who ...
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    ...by means of a technique that is better left to your imagination, had managed to cure Roger's speech impediment...
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    but strangely only when donned in his clerical garb. Often Rodger (Dogposture to his mates) would have to show his ....

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    ...wooden...
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    ... altar boy's ...
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    ... manually-operated ...
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    collection plate.

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    This of course always had the effect of reminding the congregation that they were ...
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    a bunch of complete loosers and that they should really try to find enlightenment through the use of ...
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    ..hallucinogenic drugs purchased from the local...
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    C.W.A.

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    ... or even better, the local constabulary. In his sermons, Roger also explained the origin of his nickname. He would describe how he was caught ...
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