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  1. #166
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    While he's resting ...
    Cheers, Ern

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    I like the strong, silent type...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    An acorn factory!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    " I thought you said it was a twig,feels more like a branch to me "
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Your Barking up the wrong Tree

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    "You remember that little old lady that tipped out those funny blue pills yesterday?"

    "I think they have had an effect"
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    Keep it clean boys and girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    Keep it clean boys and girls.
    You know we like to walk the line there , we know your watching so we don't step over (Might get close......)
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    Keep it clean boys and girls.
    Yup, there were several jokes I was thinking of that didn't make the cut.
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    is this one OK?

    "Hey, now that's a nice pice of Ash..."
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    "It's not exactly a whirlwind romance is it? It's taken you 16 years just to put your arm around me."
    Pugwash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    is this one OK?

    "Hey, now that's a nice pice of Ash..."
    yep.

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    Oops I'm back

    It won't last he's a real sap, he'll just drop his seeds and leaves before you know it.
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    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    is this one OK?

    "Hey, now that's a nice pice of Ash..."
    just got it.
    I haven't been very imaginative with captions lately

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    Michael

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