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    who would have thought rare earth magnets were that good.
    I only had 100 in the centre console.

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    Told you the colours didn't clash
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    I HATE sports cars! .... They scratch my diffs.
    The fact remains, that 97% of all statistics are made up, yet 87% of the population think they are real.

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    Hump? What hump?
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Throw a bucket of water on 'em - it works with dogs.
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    Little Timmy: How are cars made Dad?

    Dad: Well Timmy, when two cars love each other very very much.......

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    There are 2 possible obvious captions for this one, any takers?
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    There are 2 possible obvious captions for this one, any takers?

    I was going to go with, that's one f@#$%&ed Corvette, but thought the better of it

    The other was, this is how they made the 4 wheel drive corvette
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    corvettes with condoms
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    There are 2 possible obvious captions for this one, any takers?
    why go the obvious?
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    Why not, at least the level of thinking is above the belt line
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    The 2 captions I thought that would have surfaced:

    Hey mate, go you halves in the parking meter

    or

    I told you not to park in my spot



    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Hump? What hump?
    Take it away Cliff
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    OK, try this one.

    There is a story that goes with it but you lot have to make one up.

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    Your date for tonight?
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    The drive centre goes there
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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