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  1. #121
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    The "Ahh, quick get the camera - Isn't that Sweet" bombing manoeuvre
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Let's face it.
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    Now lift your tail feather and give them a wink

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    You know it's going to be an extraordinary day when Maw Nature wakes with a smile on her dial.

    -or-

    "Mother Bird to Escort: we're out of vindaloo and are going down..."


    I think Skew takes it again.

    (Strange caving for curry for dinner. :blink: )
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    Try this 'un...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    What do you mean?
    I didn't know you were supposed to take the air cleaner out before you washed it.

    As for the birds --- three targets and only two barrels --- Hmmmm.

  7. #127
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    Boiled dry...

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    Hoooneeey! The car won't start... I think there's water in the carburettor again!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Air cooled my a**e!!!

    What a time for the fan belt to bust!!

    Now, did I fill the radiator????

    Where's the outboard??

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    "Hi is that sea rescue" "Good, can you give me a tow please"
    Cheers Fred



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    "The good news is we packed the fishing rods"


    "The bad news is we've got no bait!"
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    At least he won't tell me off for not checking the water.

    or

    Those black swans AGAIN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Hoooneeey! The car won't start... I think there's water in the carburettor again!


    We have a winner...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    ooops. didn't get the email update

    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Knew that tunnell would leak sooner or later.

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