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    Note to self: Do NOT put head in chuck with lathe running!
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    Updated 8th of February 2024

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    "WREN-1 to Tower. Request taxi clearance."
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    The rest of the flock reckon 'Beaky' is a bit of a rev-head.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Linda Blair's Budgie
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    I'll have a hell of a hangover tomorrow, me heads spinning.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Linda Blair's Budgie
    That's the one, good one Ozkaban.

    Cheers
    Michael

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    Here's one...

    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    You can lead a bike to water, but you can't make it drink.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Yumpin Yimminy, I's head over heels 'bout ridin.
    Cheers, Ern

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    Full twisting one and a half with bike.
    Degree of difficulty, Not much!!

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    Being young, John never believed that parachutes have to have a certain amount of height before they worked properly, now he believes.

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    lefthand - backbrake, right hand - front brake.

    Oops, the other left

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    This sure beats sky diving.
    IAMNOWHERE
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    You can lead a bike to water, but you can't make it drink.

    Nice one... Over to you Skew...

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    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    - Andy Mc

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