Alan's M.I.L.

[Allan at Wallan]

Beware beware!

John's arm and wrist must be getting better
... did you see the stack of jokes he just placed.

I will offer just a short one.

My mother-in-law has a split personality
... and I think I hate both of them.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[chrisb691]

I'd vote for quality...instead of quatity.

[Cliff Rogers]

....My mother-in-law has a split personality
... and I think I hate both of them......

If she hears you saying things like that, she'll gang up on you.

[munruben]

I'd vote for quality...instead of quatity.

Yeah but its great if you have both eh?

[Allan at Wallan]

If she hears you saying things like that, she'll gang up on you.

Unfortunately she departed to the upstairs department
a few years ago after a lengthy illness.

Nevertheless she enjoyed my warped sense of humour
and I feel sure she would still approve of me telling
M.I.L. jokes. Coincidentally I used to call her MIL
which used to double for Mother-in-Law and her real
name Millicent.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.